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Tuesday, April 26, 2016
Tin soldiers and stoned roosters coming
what in the world is going on in Ohio ? Neil young sung of their peril @ Kent State over 40 years ago , but not even day 9 coverage of Princes Death could top this story.....8 members of the extended Rhoden family shot to death execution style On their compound between colombus and Cincinnati...... Police found hundreds of professionally harvested marijuana plants and what appeared to be a cockfighting ring.......this summer I hear the drumming.......8 Dead in Ohio.....let's hope they were killed by illegal Mexicans..... It could give Trump the election.
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.incidentally Charlie Higgins did what the flyers, bruins and lightning could not....he dethroned the Blackhawks ....simply by picking them in the Big Hockey pool......their fate was sealed when when Charlie selected that little piece of paper that said CHICAGO.
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
I read the post today.....oh boy
article in the post today...house burned down on Windsor terrace....started when a memorial candle the owner lit for her deceased dog ignited the house.....woman thinks the dogs ghost started the fire to kill her 24 year old Cat.....apparently they had a contentious relationship..... Lady says the dog is trying to tell her something from the grave.....you think she's loosing sleep over a Nuclear Iran like I am ???..........you think she has ageda from the Russians buzzing a Navy destroyer in the Baltic....and they Navy does nothing ? ?.......you think she's worried about Hillary, North Korea, Moslem refuges, transgender bathrooms, taxes, the deficit or any other pressing issues ???........I can't wait until I am drunk enough or senile enough to stop caring....I can't believe her cat is 24 ....I better leave Messier some coinage in my will......I sure hope Gravey finds a less violent way to get a message to me.
Friday, April 15, 2016
We are family
Leslie Van Houten was finally paroled from prison and was immediately greeted by The lovely Lynnette Squeaky Fromme and her body guard...sweater nights very own Jack Duffy...... " all we need now is the release of Miss Krenwinkel and we can put the band back together again " Duff was heard to tell childhood Pal Steve McEvoy.
Finally some good news on TV Dan Woods was rumored to have told a sparse gathering at the shuttered Yellow Hook bar and grill..... I've been drinking in this building my whole life the Woodman was heard to say......back when it was Lentos and I was just a pup......I'll drink here till they knock it down.
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
give me strength
As Bob Dylan would warble " I don't have the strength to get up and call for another schhott ...and my best friend my doctor, won't even tell me what it is I gottt "
I try reading the paper everyday, but some days I put it down and wished that I had a few coldies for the ride in to work.
Today is one of those days...... Moron #1....on the cover of the Post is a jackass who took a selfie with a hijacker wearing a suicide vest....I wish be was blown up....
Page 2 delivers depressing news about FDNY overtime.... 10 chaps who earn 85-95 k base......all earned an ADDITIONAL 100k last year in OT.....is anybody looking out for the taxpayers of this country ?
Page 3......a half page debate about Brittany Spears Abdominal muscles.... Photoshop or not.
Page 4....my personal favorite.... African American subject #1 is accused of shooting African American subject #2.....4 times.....caught on video.... His lawyer pleads for minimum sentence because client has a young son at home.....so ? ?......but there's a twist.....the star witness for the defense is... You should have guessed... Stimey #2.....the victim....he says Nah, he ain't the guy that shot.....video must lie.
So I start skimming headlines instead of reading articles.
NYC has no money to clean graffiti.
Cop claims he was sleep walking when he pummeled Tennant in his underwear.
Chicago Murder rate up 84%.
Mike strahan dating a 20 year old white girl.
US orders Dependants of military to flee Turkey ( a NATO Allie )
And obamacare will add 1.4 trillion to the national debt in 10 years...
Happy fuckin Wednesday.... Hey Bartender.
Friday, March 25, 2016
secret unveil
So......it's officially being billed as an opportunity to meet and greet little Josephine, but inquiring minds are wondering if there is another trick up their sleeves at 39 Apple...... Could this be the Dramatic Debut of the World's GREATEST COOLER ?
Tuesday, March 22, 2016
sad world
Before we get started, repeat after me, Islam is a religion of peace.
Does anyone know if there is an APP to change my Facebook profile to the Belgium flag ?
No proof yet that this is tied to Belgium beating the U.S. in last year's world cup
Spoonjiah the great put down his mojito and Cuban cigar to warn the world not to blames Moslems for these attacks.
Saturday, March 12, 2016
let's go to the videotape.
Take a look at the slobs, creeps, miscreants, delinquents, animals, criminals, rappers, drug dealers , sloths and "All Around" bad apples that were trying to stifle free speech and shout down the Donn and his supporters in the Murder Capital of the USA , chi-town.
If he draws such a hostile reaction from these mugambos , well......he can't be all bad.
#hillaryisgointojail
Monday, March 07, 2016
observations from the Bean Post window vol 97
Phil Mushnick pointed out yesterday that our beloved NY Mets do not have a single Saturday afternoon 1:00 game on the home schedule, and since Sunday games are fair game for ESPN to flex to 8:00 , those slated to start at 1:00 aren't too safe for the defending national league champs.
I can't wait for Soccer and the UFC to pass baseball and football in popularity... Maybe then my favorite teams will be back to playing day games.
Boston College basketball just finished their ACC regular season without a victory..... Add that to their Football team also going winless in conference play and you have something that hasn't happened since TCU in ....get this.....1954. .....and Rutgers ? One win in big ten football and 1 win in conference basketball.......2 once proud Academic & Athletic schools that sold their souls for TV $$$.....hell, they could go winless with good citizens... No need to bring in rapists, thieves and drug dealers to accomplish that.
Funny how hildabeast is mocking the Donns campaign slogan...."America never stopped being great" she quipped.... Reminded me of her reaction to moo-chelles comment when spoonjiah was elected.." For the first time in my life I am proud to be American "........don't blow up the Google search engine....Clinton echoed the crickets.
Deblasio says the rise in knife attacks is proof that they are successfully getting guns off the street......even I can't make that up.
Monday, February 29, 2016
Welcome to my camp,
I geuss you all know why you're here.
My name is Groucho Blondini.
If you were recently given a beer coozie with this blog address, well the joke is on you.....there is no sn2kblogspot..... And you're not reading this now.....you have fallen into a hallucinogenic rabbit hole, a world where Dogs are God's and the beer is always cold.....10 years worth of ramblin & Gamblin diatribes to confuse the neighbors and frighten the chittlins...
Drink up and enjoy.
Friday, February 26, 2016
Never forget.....or kinda remember ?
if you ever were on the plaza of the World Trade Center between the mid 90's and 2001 you may or may not have noticed.... Tucked away in an obscure passage... Near the back entrance of the Vista hotel and a stairway to the street level that nobody used.....there was a memorial for the victims of the 1993 bombing that occurred 23 years ago today.....it always bothered me that this was hidden from the tourists.... I tried to periodically pass the memorial and say a quick prayer. I always knew there would be a second attack... Although I thought it would be another truck bomb...I never imagined or feared it would be the horrific attack that it was....... But it once again proves that hiding and denying history doesn't work...... The 7 attackers were moslems, their friends would be back to finish the job in less than 10 years....president Clinton at the time urged Americans not to overeact.
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
The DONN keeps rolling
I am on record supporting Marco Rubio , and I still do.... But i am certainly not a fanatical supporter and I certainly do not get whipped into a frenzy over his candidacy........ Nothing that even compares to the nerve that the Donald has struck with his supporters...... And it's naive to think this chord only exists on the Republican side of things...... I have to think if the DONALD was running as a Democrat he would be enjoying the same success...... I am starting to think that more and more people are going to pull a lever for Mister Trump.....even if they don't admit as much to pollsters or even family members...... This could be the largest landslide in US history come November.....
Monday, February 22, 2016
SWEATER NITE week
And thus begins SWEATER NITE week... Parades will ensue. Ribbon cuttings , political speeches and banquets too.we have come a long way since that cold afternoon in the back of PC's in the fall of 1998 when me and Chazzy Higgins dreamt this up....the first official installment was in my basement on 73rd Street on February 20th 1999......we watched the opening game at the air Canada centre between the maple Leafs and canadiens.
Sunday, February 21, 2016
summer of poisin
staring through the racing form demanding answers......................................
while horses make circles on tv........................................................
sweat rolls down a freezer born pint glass.............................................
thanking the good lord i am me.........................................................
just another afternoon in the summer of poison.........................................
in a cave-like tavern, on the edge of the bay..........................................
just another afternoon that i didn't get after.........................................
but they tell me tomorrow's another day................................................
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i woke with a headache that spoiled my breakfast........................................
and threatened my lunch just the same...................................................
i reached for a cold one with malice aforethought.......................................
a whiskey, 2 bloody's and champagne.....................................................
this summer of poison, it follows me everywhere.........................................
but in the bar room it knows i will stay................................................
as opportunity rolls by on the big train whistling......................................
but they tell me tommorow's another day.................................................
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Monday, February 15, 2016
Terrible timing
It positively sucks that Justice Scalia passed away when he did , but the sitting president gets to nominate a replacement, that's simply the way it goes......for the Republicans to protest is immature, arrogant and stupid.......there is zero precedent for blocking the POTUS from nominating a successor..........the course of action sb to vett and reject any unqualified nominees......... But everyone wants their sound bite on the news and so once again they climb onto soap boxes and tell the nation they are going to block someone that hasn't been announced yet.........yep....this is the horse shit Americans are sick and tired of........your loud protestations do NOTHING to impact the Future Supreme Court appointment, but further alienates the general public and turn them against you...... The Republicans are gonna blow this election.
Friday, February 12, 2016
Beyonce & waverly jones
Phil Mushnick was on the money today.
I wonder how the family of Waverly Jones felt about beyonce's shoutout to the Black Panthers ?
Waverly Jones was an NYPD officer executed by the Black Panthers because he was a cop.......he was 33.......and he was black........I geuss he just wasn't black enuff.
I wonder how the family of Waverly Jones felt about beyonce's shoutout to the Black Panthers ?
Waverly Jones was an NYPD officer executed by the Black Panthers because he was a cop.......he was 33.......and he was black........I geuss he just wasn't black enuff.
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
Fm the campaign trail
so , Madeline Albright, Gloria Steinem and many feminists think women voters should support Hillary ( sir Edmund) because....well.....she's a woman......they went on to say that the young girls supporting Bernie Sanders were doing do because young boys were...... And of course all young women are hormone crazed fluuzies that just follow the boys....they aren't smart enough to support Bernie for his ideas....it has to be just to hang with boys........wow......Good thing a man didn't say that.... He'd be in trouble........... But they weren't done......even worse.....they said women who supported the DONALD only did so because he's rich..... "If he lost his wallet. They would leave him "......... What's worse ? A dumb sex crazed fluuzie OR a gold digger ?......and of course these are the same women who not only didn't support Sarah Palin, they mocked her , joined in on the chorus that painted the Alaska Governor as stupid. Kept silent as her daughters were painted as sluts and she herself was caricatured in a porno movie.
Now I certainly didn't expect these liberal women to vote for Palin, but I did expect them and the National Organization of Women to at least defend her right to exist and be treated as a candidate and not be slandard by the same stereotypes that women have been fighting against for years.
In an absolutely amazing clip from the Trump campaign..... The Donald repeated a shout from one of his female supporters in the audience and called Cruz a " PUSSY ".
I don't think I can put that in next year's sweater nite letter..... It's too inappropriate.... Even for me.
Now I certainly didn't expect these liberal women to vote for Palin, but I did expect them and the National Organization of Women to at least defend her right to exist and be treated as a candidate and not be slandard by the same stereotypes that women have been fighting against for years.
In an absolutely amazing clip from the Trump campaign..... The Donald repeated a shout from one of his female supporters in the audience and called Cruz a " PUSSY ".
I don't think I can put that in next year's sweater nite letter..... It's too inappropriate.... Even for me.
Monday, February 08, 2016
Beyonce
So.....everyone that was okay with beyonce's shoutout to the Black Panthers during halftime of a football game..... They'll be okay if next year some country music star performs with dancers in White Hooded Robes as a nod to the Klu Klux Klan ?
Cam sandwiches
it was heartwarming to watch that thug cam juice Newton in the post game interview, with his hood up , no dancing, no big smile, no Superman impersonation.... Yes cam. America hates , but not because your black. Because your an egotistical showboat jerk.
Anybody remember when Roger Staubach addressed the media with his hood on after loosing to the Steelers and he blamed Jackie Smith for dropping a big pass ? Me neither.
Anybody remember when Roger Staubach addressed the media with his hood on after loosing to the Steelers and he blamed Jackie Smith for dropping a big pass ? Me neither.
Friday, February 05, 2016
Look to the stars
Astrology..... That is.
Who will win the Super bowl ?
The battle of Good vs Evil ?
Manning vs Newton ?
Well the Chinky calendar says it the year of the Monkees....so I geuss that means somehow the Knicks will win...... With Michael Nesmith as the MVP.
panthers 10
Broncos 24
But I have been wrong before.
Who will win the Super bowl ?
The battle of Good vs Evil ?
Manning vs Newton ?
Well the Chinky calendar says it the year of the Monkees....so I geuss that means somehow the Knicks will win...... With Michael Nesmith as the MVP.
panthers 10
Broncos 24
But I have been wrong before.
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