I’m trav’ling through this world below;
There is no sickness, toil, nor danger,In that bright world to which I go. (trad)
over the years i have enjoyed sharing tales of the Characters of the Night that i have crossed paths with or even shared a ride along on the road to insanity for a while. One fella slipped through the cracks......and even though i have often talked about Diego Garcia, there was one guy i haven't thought about in a long, long time......that ended last night.....and i think i know why........in my Uber from Raleigh the other day, the driver seemed familiar to me......i knew that i did not know him, buy he sure reminded me of someone.
Jerome Timms from some tiny forgotten town in the great State of Georgia was indeed a character from the road.......he was approx 35 when i met him...i was 20.......a 2nd Class Petty Officer working in the Post Office and the Airport on Diego Garcia....just like me.......and he lived next door on the 3rd floor of the Barracks ....he was an African American from a dirt poor area in GA....he was always in clean, starched and ironed uniform and he had his hair cut almost every week...he was good at his job and he took his role in the Navy seriously....a lifer for sure.....but a great guy........it took a while for him to warmup to me....he was guarded, and he thought I and the other guys & gals in the Post Office drank too much ..go figure......but one day i was sorting the mail for our division and saw a newspaper in a brown wrapping addressed to Jerome Timms.......so since we lived next door, i brought his paper back to the barracks and knocked on his door.....he was very appreciative......here is where it gets weird.......this was the spring of 1986....and this black guy fm Georgia was a subscriber to the PACKER REPORT ...it was published by Ray Nitschke , it was approx 30 pages and was published on a monthly basis and it was cover to cover stories on the Green Bay Packers.......the Packers were avg at best in the mid 80's....far removed from the Lombardi Days, and Brett Favre was a decade away......so as Timms opened up his newspaper he asked me if i read it on the walk over.........i laughed and said no......he then insisted that I could borrow it as soon as he finished reading it......again i laughed and said no.......Timms had a roommate named Robert B.A Bivins from Americus Georgia......and Timms considered Bivens to be a Big City Boy because Americus had running water, electricity and a population of about 10,000......( I wish i could remember Timms town)........compared to Timms town i guess Americus was like NYC.......so Timms said to me , "Hey T.O. , you better call dibs on my paper, i think old Bivens wants to read up on my Packers"........to which Bivens would protest and insist he didn't give a SH!T about the Damm Packers.......and then i realized that Timms had a great sense of humor and loved to try to get under people's skin....and that became our running joke.......everyday....and i mean everyday he came into work , he would ask really loud if anybody seen his Packer Report........and people took him serious and would answer NO, and or try to help him find it...........meanwhile he had it in his back pocket the whole time........we had 30 people in the division and he called everyone PC ...(we were all Postal Clerks and our rating was PC) except he took to calling me T.O for my initials ......if someone new came into the office for work he would yell over "Hey PC, you seen my Packer Report ?" .......and i would chuckle.....and this went on all day....everyday.......the Big boss was a Senior Chief....he didn't mess with him....but he would come over to where i was working with a few other folks and would say "I think Ol Senior Chief took my damm Packer report....he was eyeballing it last month".....and some people would try to convince him that Senior Chief would never do that.....and i would crack up laughing.....one other guy he never messed with was another Black Guy...also in his 30's...a Big Dude named Larry Groth from Chicago......and he didn't find Timms to be funny.....so when Larry came into work Timms would talk quietly to himself , but loud enough for me and Bivens to hear..."Mr Larry Groth did NOT take my Packer Report....he's too angry.....he wishes the Bears had their own newspaper"...........eventually he started coming to the enlisted club with us after work, and whenever there was a lull in the conversation he would ask someone how they thought the Packers were gonna do this year......or, of course; if they had seen his Packer Report....or wanted to borrow his Packer Report.......and whenever his roomate Bivens would chastise him or tell him to shut up, he would say "ya see T.O. , ol bivens mad, those big city boys don't like small town guys"........"Americus is BIG, BIG city....he has no use for the rest of us".....then he would wait 10 seconds and say " Allright B.A. , you can borrow my Packer Report"......when we used to have mail call, people from all over the Island would come to pick up their Divisions mail......and Timms would always ask people to check their mail and let him know if they found a copy of the Packer Report mistakenly in their mailbag.....he would make up a crazy story about some Admiral that was hot under the collar because he hadn't received the Packer Report in 2 months.....and people promised to bring it back if they found it....and he and would crack up.....when we used to go to the Chow Hall for meals he would ask the Fillipino workers if they had seen a copy of the Packer Report....sometimes he would come into the Bar during baseball season with a dead serious look on his face and walk up to someone and tell them....."Mr Ray Nitscke thinks we can be real good this year, i read it in the Packer Report" and he would keep nodding and walk away...... .never really figured out WHY he loved the Packers......he told me he did not have a TV growing up in the 60's when the Pack were winning titles....i guess he listened on the radio and fell in love with the team....i think i was the only mental patient that really got a kick out of him......most of the other people would talk about him behind his back and most thought he was retarded....but me and Bivens knew better......I remember the day he left the island , i told him i would have a shot for him if the Pack ever won another Super Bowl......not sure if i kept that promise......but if you are still out there Mr Timms, God Speed Brother.
2+3= Nitschke
I want to sing salvations story,
In concert with the blood-washed band;
I want to wear a crown of glory,
When I get home to that good land.
I’m going there to see my brothers,
They passed before me one by one;
I’m just a going over Jordan,
I’m just a going over home.