oh it came out of the sky

 landed just a little south of Moline

Jody fell out of his tractor, couldn't believe what he seen

Laid on the ground and shook, fearin' for his life

Then he ran all the way to town screamin' "It came out of the sky." (Fogerty)

what in the world is happening over the skies of the Garden State ? drones the size of SUV's are being reported hovering over Monmouth County. The Pentagon held a briefing and even though our bucktooth Governor refused to attend , I can tell you what was said.

The Government laid out a diabolical plot launched by our enemies to locate and destroy assets within the confines of the great state of New Jersey.

No, this was not an axis of evil exercise with Iran, China and Russia...but rather it was the members of the twelve step community....aka the friends of Bill....Yes....Mac, Roll & CO were trying to find the coordinates for Steve C's backyard so they could destroy the Kegs of Heineken and even the Perroni....they envisioned a tailgate buffet of Pizza, Soda Pop and chocolate chip cookies.

Biden had no comment....but Giorgia Meloni was outraged at such violence being threatened against such a mild, drinkable Italian Pilsner. 

Thankfully for Saturday ....The NAVY and the ARMY have united to protect the yard....although battle tested enemies on the gridiron, when it comes to drinking BEEER we are ALL one big Deplorable, Garbage Family........ROLL GOATS

sometimes 2+3=Delicious imported BEEEER