They all hate us anyhow

 So let's drop the big one now

Let's drop the big one now (Randy Newman)

while the world was sleeping, the USA and Israel launched a joint attack on the Mullah Mullah Iranian swine. Details are still trickling in , but POTUS said it would be a large scale "massive campaign"......in a weird side note he said. 

" We were ready to go on Thursday but i insisted on waiting until Saturday in the eastern time zone as a Birthday present to Raja...aka DUDE.......the Big guy has had a rough year and i wanted him to have a really Great Birthday, some say it could be the best birthday present ever, who knows....i know he loves Kane Beer, but hopefully this attack makes him happy"

in another side note....the limey bastard PM of England refused to allow Diego Garcia to be used in the attack......it has been customary for the UK to greenlight any attacks in the middle east to be staged from the Indian ocean military base that they own (after seizing from the Chagosians) and the US has been leasing for 50 years...with friends like that ...well you know......we should Bomb London next.

Final side note....that was why Trump was trying so hard to BUY Greenland.....all the critics were arguing that Denmark was part of NATO and would allow us to build a nuclear shield on Greenland......but for how long ?  when i was stationed on Diego in 1985 and Reagan and Thatcher were calling the shots against a very real and very close Nuclear threat in Russia.....and nobody back then would ever believe that merry ole england would side with islamist terrorists against the United States , but as Bob Dylan warned us "people are crazy and times have changed".

2+3= Maccabee Lager

Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town