Sunday, March 31, 2024

well i'm pressin on

Yes, I’m pressing on
Well I’m pressing on
To the higher calling of my Lord (Dylan)


 



i count my blessings that in my travels with the Navy, i was able to visit Jerusalem ......they didn't have great night life or strip clubs, but it still the most amazing place i ever visited in person. It felt as though you were walking through a history textbook......as though 2,000 years later very little had changed....we visited the wailing Wall and i inserted my special intentions on a piece of scrap paper.....i simply wrote " A New York Rangers Stanley Cup in my lifetime" and stuffed it into the wall along with the thousands of tourists who were praying for loved ones and family....that was in May or June of 1988.

we also visited the tomb of Jesus of Nazareth.....the photo above is the simple scripture at the entrance....i had to pinch myself to ensure it was not a dream and to confirm i was really standing there...in the very tomb......it was surreal.

As our tour bus packed with military personnel rolled out of Jerusalem, a group of palistinian thugs were standing on the side of the road and began pelting our bus with objects.....one them shattered the glass window and someone shouted that it was a grenade......i was in the last row of the bus with my Buddy Ray Smalls and we were sharing a bottle of Jack and a bag of Mccabe Beers.....Ray was a big Dude and there was no way we could fit under the seats , so we just put our hands in front of our faces and i closed my eyes...lol.....as if that would help....i can laugh now, but for a split second i did think i was gonna die ( fist of many , many times to come)........thankfully the sand jiggs could only afford to throw rocks.....they shattered 2 or 3 windows and our Israeli bus driver barely acknowledged it.......we drove a few miles and then he pulled over and taped cardboard to the broken windows....he was more concerned about loosing our air conditioning in the blistering heat then was about a terrorist attack....everyday life for an Israeli i suppose...........anyway today i drank cold beer and listen to Dylan and i am pretty confident that those palistinian punks are rotting in hell with allah and the other goatfucker pedophiles.......oh, and more importantly ....Jesus of Nazareth or his Dad delivered the 2nd Messiah, Mark Messier to 33rd and 8th Ave....and the rest is beautiful history.


Many try to stop me, shake me up in my mind
Say, “Prove to me that He is Lord, show me a sign”
What kind of sign they need when it all come from within
When what’s lost has been found, what’s to come has already been?

Saturday, March 30, 2024

twas in another lifetime

 one of toil and blood

When blackness was a virtue and the road was full of mud
I came in from the wilderness, a creature void of form
“Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm” (Dylan)


Today we prepare to celebrate to greatest comeback in the history of mans time on the planet, the ultimate comeback story; the rising from the Dead by Jesus of Nazareth.

I have chosen today to look hard for that silver lining, and after quite a bit of pondering i think it may be out there. we often talk about that giant pendulum that swings from one extreme to the other. I think the long decline that started with political correctness and graduated to DEI , has swung as far left as it can go......and i am starting to feel the gravitational pull back to the center (and hopefully the right).

America may be preoccupied and distracted. America may be naïve and willfully ignorant at times on certain issues, but at our core still lies the ability to detect and see through bullshit....even if we don't want to.

This country will never be united again, we are two polar opposites with a shrinking center...(part of the socialist playbook, but we've been over all that) I often hear people talk about how united we were on September 12th 2001......but i disagree......i remember almost immediately afterwards the simpleton extremists insisting that President Bush and Israel were behind the attacks because we needed an excuse to steal Iraq's oil.  Conspiracy theorists will always exist, there's big money in that business...... i harbor no ill will towards them and/or the networks & platforms that allowed them to voice their hurtful opinions. This is America, we cherish free speech....allow everyone to voice their side of the subject and then debunk the nonsense. A lot of people were eager to jump on board and embrace the theory that we partnered with Israel to attack our own....and i will never be united with those people. (these are the same people that swore on their bibles that Bush planted dynamite in the New Orleans levees so the white devils could steal their homes) 20 years later they are still mired in the mosquito swamps....no redevelopment, no gentrification, just louie farakhan and gonorrhea laced drinking water.

apologies for that digression into the negative....i am trying to stay positive.


I think historians may look back on the events of March 2024 and conclude that this was the point that the pendulum back to swing back. In no particular order, the Border, the illegal migrant murders and crime, The Fani Willis mockery, the Queen Laticia gloating over potentially seizing private property( Trump Tower) over a victimless crime, and the ongoing Biden Crime Family revelations, the administration demonizing the Supreme Court (abortion) and ignoring their rulings (Student loan)  even the collapse of the Key Bridge has contributed to our standing as an emerging banana Republic.

And now the senseless murder of Jonathan Diller on main street USA in broad daylight by a thug with 21 prior arrests that has no fear of prosecution and no respect for human life. 

The optic that may go down in history when all these beans are counted...on Thursday Evening Donald Trump attended PO Diller's wake with the blessings of his widow and family. On Thursday President Biden gathered with old pals Barry Hussein and accused pedophile Bill Clinton at Radio City....they were cheered by a packed House that paid $500,000 for the privileges to attend.

On Friday Queen Laticia asked to speak at the wake and was told NO.

On Friday Kathy Hochul showed up at the wake during the private friends and family session and had an uncomfortable exchange with the family of the deceased.....reports are unclear on whether she was allowed inside the funeral home or not....but the video clearly shows here being ushered out by her Law Enforcement detail....and she looks unhappy with her tail between her legs.

is this the line in the sand ? i mean a true line...not the meaningless ones that the great Spoonjiah drew on the deserts of Syria.

I think the tide has turned....i think a Tsunami of common sense is coming....i may be drunk with false optimism but i do believe middle America is starting to find it's voice again and suddenly is willing to speak truth in the light of day . .....at least i fargin hope so........I am not declaring victory , but i can sense a summer of peaceful revolution.....a grassroots movement to fight for this country and restore values.....if not now, probably never.


In a little hilltop village, they gambled for my clothes
I bargained for salvation an’ they gave me a lethal dose
I offered up my innocence and got repaid with scorn
“Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm”


Tuesday, March 26, 2024

no secret my friend

 You can get killed just for living in your American skin (b.springstein)


or more likely Bruce,  you can get killed by a thug just doing your job on the streets of queens, protecting the public, but some freehold heeb won't write a song about that.

maybe all the people that buy his records.

all the people that put him on a pedestal and go to his concerts, year after year after ugly year.

maybe today they can donate a few dollars to a go fund me account for Jonathan Diller and his widow , and his 1 year old son that just lost his Dad.

maybe bruce and his hag wife can re-record his anti-cop anthem....only this time....change the chorus from 41 shots, to 21 arrests....because that's how many time the killer has been arrested.

maybe screcrow patti and nils and the dead saxophone guy can all put down their instruments and stand behind the midget and sing


21 arrests

21 arrests

21 arrests



Sunday, March 24, 2024

in an empty lot

where the ladies play blindman’s bluff with the key chain
And the all-night girls they whisper of escapades out on the “D” train
We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight
Ask himself if it’s him or them that’s really insane ( Dylan) 



there is a commercial for a product/company by the name of Grammarly........a seemingly innocent software company that sells an APP that will review emails or word docs for spelling and grammar errors.....ok.....it also promises to provide clarity, engagement, punctuation and can detect plagiarism and suggest replacements.

That's a nice mission statement......may i suggest an alternative pitch to Corporate America ?

Since you insist on hiring and promoting illiterate and unqualified people that fit into your nice Diversity , Equity and Inclusion program....well then you need an APP like Grammarly to turn their ghetto jibberrish or blonde waif musings into something that make sense. It offers choices like "Sound Confident" or "Casual but Affirmative"...…sprinkle in some chatBT research, clean it up on Grammarly and suddenly stymie is a rising star...….the trouble is that behind the APP, he still doesn't KNOW what he's typing or saying.

This product was born out of necessity...never before in the history of the planet has an education been this devalued. Corporate America is playing a game of Blind Mans Bluff......willfully hiring and promoting people based solely on their gender or skin color...putting square black, gay, female pegs into round holes...they are discarding merit based promotions because they don't like those results...they are walking like a blind man towards the cliff....hoping and praying the AI will bail them out or that they will escape with their parachute of gold before the whole van sails over the edge. When i started on Wall Street you had do math quickly in your head and you had memorize rules and regulations..those that worked the hardest, longest, and fastest rose to the top....the street was dominated by white males of Irish-Italian-German-Norwegian descent......today those same white males are viewed as the Devils....not only do they not appreciate our knowledge, experience and willingness to run through a wall or work 18 hours to ensure the job gets done right....they actually resent it. We are demonized for talking sports, cursing, admiring pretty females and if all else fails...they go after our TONE.

I shouldn't really pick on poor stymie....truth be told there are very few African American males on Wall street........Black and Arabic females however are everywhere.....and HR is giddy that they check two boxes.....not all, but some have no desire to learn the job........they all want to be the Chief and nobody wants to start out as a lowly Indian.....even the Indians don't want to be Indians... and the AWFUL's run HR.....if you are not familiar with the term an awful is an  Affluent-White-Female-Ultra Liberal.....and they are hellbent on easing their guilty conscious by kneeling before migrants and begging for forgiveness....they despise white men who have the nerve to speak the truth and sometimes speak it loudly....and a lot of middle management white men tuck their tails between their legs and act as bobbleheads.....they agree with everything the AWFUL's feed them.....i'm so lucky and grateful to be in Ron Turcotte mode.......as i told my new department head in our first meeting.....i said "I'm in the middle of the home stretch at Belmont, i have a 32 length lead and i am galloping out the final furlough, and i can't help but sneak a peak behind me".............needless to say he was speechless and we haven't spoken much since that day last September........I wanted to be crystal clear to this guy......don't waste your time getting to know me, i'll be gone at the mornings light....truth be told i DID think i was getting a buyout this month.....and now it looks like i have to stick around another year....oh well......at least this 40 year old superstar won't include me in his narcissistic rambling meetings ....i don't think i could keep my mouth shut for that long.

anyway...my main point is that these corporations KNOW that their DEI stars can't or won't learn and do the job they way the white devil did....and rather than holding the incoming generation to the same standards that we were held...they will invest in spellcheck-Grammarly and Chatbot to camouflage weakness and disguise their ambivalence. 

The problem is when all the fiddlers suck.....whom do you hire to play those tunes......or more importantly when corporate culture is all corrupted....where do you invest.....well....i know one CEO who still insists that Merit and Merit alone can be the only barometer...he wants the best and he doesn't care about color or gender...........i begged everyone i knew to buy as much JPM as they could afford when it was trading at $30 after the 2008 crisis.....well it closed Friday at $196......pays $4.20 a year in dividends....giddy up.......and with all his competition drowning in political correctness , Jaime Dimon will only increase the Secretariat-esque lead....giddy up


The fiddler, he now steps to the road
He writes ev’rything’s been returned which was owed
On the back of the fish truck that loads
While my conscience explodes
The harmonicas play the skeleton keys and the rain
And these visions of Johanna are now all that remain

Saturday, March 23, 2024

when i was 22

 i thought all the burdens i knew

were too much to bear.

Now i'm 65, lucky to be alive 

fighting the spoiled child inside  (Joe Croker)


oh what a tangled web out there in la la land.......something tells me that Ohtani's interpreter is going to pull a Jeffrey Epstein and commit Harry Carey in his holding cell...... let's hope he has the decency to use a bed sheet....if he shoots himself in the back 12 times people might start suspecting foul play.

Can't help but think if Petey Rose had an interpreter or a fall guy around, then Charlie Hustle would have his rightful placque in the Halls of Cooperstown.


Republican warning......don't fall for the trap of being outraged that a judge ruled that Illegal immigrants have the same right to bear arms as US citizens.....again i say ...it is a trap.......they should instead embrace the ruling  BUT insist that illegals have to pass the same background checks and provide ID and abide by the same gun safety laws that are on the books at the state level......and if the applicant cannot be vetted....then NO gun.....just like and you.....the Libs want the Conservatives to be outraged , and they will use that outrage to steal back a few inches of the 2nd amendment. I think it's outrageous that someone that sneaks across the border or shows up requesting asylum , be afforded the same rights that citizens have.....but we can't make a big deal out of gun ownership....just let the restrictive laws that are already on the books work.


speakin of Fat Alvin......the laughable Manhattan DA held a big Press Conference to announce he is going after the owners of Grimaldi's Pizza......like AOC he thinks if they cut the pie into 6 slices instead of 8, then they must be stealing two slices somehow........not really, but just as bad....he says the owners are stealing wages from busboys and delivery people........if true, this could bring down Western Civilization.....never mind that roaming gangs of Venezuelans are raping and dismembering people throughout the city , attacking Police officers and have turned Roosevelt Ave into an open air forced Prostitution market ......nope ....Grimaldis is the problem......in their defense...they do have come up with half a million to install carbon emission  reducing vents on their pizza ovens. 

oh well....it's a nice rainy saturday.....think i'll drink a 30 pack


i remember when i was a little boy , and i started thinking

Lord above, it's been a mighty hard pleasure.



Monday, March 18, 2024

you got a lot of nerve

 To say you are my friend

When I was down
You just stood there grinning (Dylan)


pathetic chuck schumer should have been a weatherman, because he is more concerned with which way the wind is blowing than he is the best interest of the United States and Israel. He is more concerned with appeasing the squad and their block of voters than he is about supporting an ally in their bid to rid the planet of baby killers and rapists. This past week saw the sorry excuse for a senator lower his glasses to the end of his pointy nose and lecture Israel about Ghaza. He took personal swipes at Benji Netanyahu, he  basically accused him of being a dictator and steering Israel towards disaster against the will of his people. Schumer suggested Israel should hold elections to chose new leadership. This in an act of interference in a foreign nations government. It doesn't matter if they pray to the same God, Chuck Schumer is a United States Senator meddling in the affairs of the Israeli Government....he does not speak for the US...he is not our President or Secretary of State. When Netanyahu eventually crushes Hamas and levels Ghaza, he should bring charges against the NY Schmuck. 

Israel is a model democracy and at the moment a better example of Democracy than the US.....we are becoming the Banana Republic, we are a laughing stock around the world...we are the ones cracking down on freedoms and manipulating the news to keep our dear leader in power.

case in Point.....Donald Trump did an interview the other day about the Auto workers Union and the biden Admins illegal mandate on behalf of electric vehicles.

NBC news headline :      Trump says there will be a bloodbath if he loses the election
Politico headline:            Trump says country faces bloodbath if Biden wins in November
Rolling Stone headline:   Trump says there will be a bloodbath and elections will end if he isn't elected 

wow...pretty scary.....sounds like another January 6th riot if this mean tweeter doesn't win.
 
here is what was actually said.

“Let me tell you something China. If you’re listening President Xi, and you and I are friends, but he understands the way I deal,” Trump exclaimed before grousing about China building auto plants in Mexico. “We’re going to put a 100 percent tariff on every single car that comes across the line. You’re not going to be able to sell those cars if I get elected!”

“Now, if I don’t get elected, it’s going to be a bloodbath for the whole—that’s going to be the least of it. It’s gonna be a bloodbath for the country,” he declared.

and so he was actually talking about protecting the US Car Manufacturing business against chinese vehicles being made in Mexico ...he was protecting the Autoworker Union and warning that if he doesn't win it will be a "BLOODBATH " for the union...and by extension the whole country will suffer.
in taking his quotes out of context and framing them to suit the narrative they achieved two important goals......they scared the public into thinking Trump is planning riots in the streets if he loses and 2.......they prevented his pro union message from reaching the masses.........yep, Israel has a lot to learn about Democracy

You got a lotta nerve
To say you got a helping hand to lend
You just want to be on
The side that’s winning

Sunday, March 17, 2024

low lie, the fields of athenry

Where once we watched the small free birds flyOur love was on the wing we had dreams and songs to sing

It's so lonely 'round the fields of Athenry  ( the Dubliners)



sometimes you can feel the emptiness like a great heavy weight on your chest.



Wednesday, March 13, 2024

the Barbeque King

 is coming to town,

with his shiny pants, ya know he looks like a clown (Jorma)


so sleepy Joe sat down for an interview with msnbc just 36 hours after his angry old man rant/ campaign rally disguised as the State of the union......and he immediately apologized ......NO...not to the family of Laken Riley for getting her name wrong.....but to her Murderer.....i kid you not.....he regretted using the term illegal in describing the Illegal alien that Murdered Laken.....he went to say that he didn't mean to disrespect any of the undocumented...and that they Built this country .

does he really believe that ?  was it just a plea for votes ?  who cares....it was downright disgusting and an embarrassment to our Nation. The leader of the Free world can't get the name of a murdered American correct, can't reach out to the family and apologize for not caring enough to learn how to say her name.....but then he goes on National TV with his sad tail between his legs and apologizes to the murderer......i really hope this piece of shiite dies a long, slow and very painful death.

stranger still....the white house turned on the full court press to insist that the dementia patient did NOT apologize to anyone........talk about doing the Hokey Pokey ....


hey now, what's happening in Haiti ?

seems there was a prison break and about 4,000 prisoners were freed while the current dictator was out of the country last weekend. The prisoners are part of a gang that is in control of 80% of the city of port Au Prince......the Dominican Republic next door is so concerned that they have closed their air space....the guy who runs the gang is an ex cop called Jimmy Cherizier...aka Barbeque.........so the BBQ King has really come to town....Jorma was right......the US ordered all non essential govt personal to evacuate back to the Continental US.....problem is....as of Tuesday the gangs were in control of the airport.......can anyone say Afghanistan ? 

Incidentally Steven Nikoui, his son Kareem Nikou was a US Marine slain in the botched Afghanistan withdrawal;  was arrested for heckling the President during the State of the Union...Mr Nikoui was shouting at Biden to remember Abbey Gate, the gate to the airport where 13 service members were alin by a terrorist bomb....He is now being charged with disruption and faces a $500 fine and 90 days in Jail,,,, ...obviously me and GOOGLE do not approve of anyone shouting Truthful statements during a political comedy act.........just ask Queen Laticia.

what a shiite-show this world has become

He'll cook your Barbeque....anyway that you please

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Hari

 well, I beat the drum and hold the phone

The sun came out todayWe're born again, there's new grass on the fieldA-roundin' third and headed for homeIt's a brown-eyed handsome manAnyone can understand the way I feel  (John Fogerty)



I still remember the fist time i saw him...i was drinking a cold beer in 102 schoolyard on a seasonably warm good Friday afternoon.....1977 or 78........he was standing in Centerfield with a glove and a backwards baseball cap....chatting up a few girls outside the fence on the 71st street side .........suddenly there was the crack of the bat and he was off in a flash, darting to the base of the wall to make a running catch and then throwing an underhand flip of a strike to the 2nd baseman without breaking stride...and barely pausing the conversation. I asked my compatriots of the day , Steve Mac and Dano; who was that guy.......that's Billy Rohls Brother came the response.....Hari Rohl....for the next 15 or 20 minutes i was fixated on watching this happy go lucky guy.......anyone and everyone who passed the schoolyard would call out his name and he would wave.....carrying on multiple conversations and somehow paying enough attention to the game to catch every fly ball that came his way...patrolling centerfield like Willie Mays.....a modern day Neal Cassady ...a cool cat in a circus of chaos that was Bayridge and the annual Sneaker-Bomber game....he was a legend.

A few months later i was in  my yard shooting hoops, trying to emulate Bob Mcadoo and or Pete Maravich with crazy trick shots and long range jumpers......and my new neighbor told me to work on the fundamentals....work on your foul shooting he joked over the fence....and the guy standing next to him was the now familiar Hari Rohl ( His Brother Rob had bought the house next door to my parents on 76th street). I couldn't wait to share the news with my friends....over the next 10 years or so there were some occasions where my parents were preoccupied with work or something and we'd have the back porch to ourselves for a 2 hour beerfest. Dano would always find his way to the fence and he would call out Robbie's name as if we were ringing the bell and calling for a friend....keep in mind Robbie was about 15 years older than us, a married father of 3 and school teacher to boot....didn't stop us from trying to lure him across the fence for a cold beer.

Over the next few decades i became very good friends with Hari.....we'd share quite a few glasses of beer over the years, whether it be at the beer truck after a 5k or an early happy hour sports chat at  Lynch's, The Brooklyn Dodger -Salty Dog, P&C's or the park bench at 72nd and Shore Road. He would love it if you asked him about a ball player that was before your time, but someone that Hari had seen play....he would light up and talk in detail about his sports idols from the 60's......not professionals...usually a High School legend or Small College prodigy...and it didn't matter if we had the same conversation the prior Thursday.

I didn't see him as often as i would have liked over the last 5 years, but we stayed in touch on email....he would always find great stories about Brooklynites or funny anecdotes about Bayridge......he had a distribution list of about 30-50 names and it was an honor to be included. I kept telling him that i was getting close to retirement and was looking forward to visiting , if not moving to Florida. It breaks my heart to learn that he passed away yesterday at the age of 73......I hope it was quick and painless, hopefully in his sleep.....i hope he is chatting with his brother and Dano tonight at an early happy hour and talking about Lou Brock.

You got a beat up glove, a homemade batAnd a brand new pair of shoesYou know I think it's time to give this game a rideJust to hit the ball and touch 'em all, a moment in the sunIt's a-gone and you can tell that one goodbye
Oh, put me in, coachI'm ready to play todayPut me in, coachI'm ready to play todayLook at me, I can be centerfield (yeah)

Monday, March 11, 2024

Ive been standing on the Rock

 waiting for the wind to blow,

standin on the Rock, waiting for my seeds to grow (Ozark Mtn Daredevils)



what a silly world we live in......two opposing  forces at work everyday , pushing and pulling the pendulum from side to side...it's tiring.

asshat biden is now scolding Israel for not ceasing military action and respecting the muzie holiday of ramadam .....5 months ago they were raping girls in the street and beheading infants.....today they pray for peace....hmmm

In Hamilton NJ the police were responding to a domestic dispute when the resident of the home opened fire.....one of the Police officers was wounded....his partner "returned fire" and killed the thug. NJ attorney General Matthew Platkin released a statement saying their thoughts and prayers were with the injured officer AND with the family of the decedent who suffered a tragic loss.....really ?  getting struck by lightning is a tragic loss.....this dirtbag get all of what was coming to him.

In NY Gov Hochul went from defunding the Police to calling up the National guard......hmmm

Laura Kavanaugh and Bayridge's own Jim Long are going to Hunt down the FDNY members that boooed Queen Latitia James at a ceremony last week.....maybe because they were chanting TRUMP. The useless female figurehead apologized to the Queen.....Longs' father was the well respected Head of the NY Conservative Party for 30 years...not sure what happened to the apple.....last year he was 100% behind Kavanaugh...insisting she did NOTHING wrong in the expediting a rubber stamp on the Certificate of Occupancy for the Turkish embassy at the request of Mayor Adams........low and behold Long was on the people promoted at the Queen Latitia ceremony .......

the other day my Post was flagged for inappropriate or offensive content.....lesson learned....i will no longer quote Kathy horseface.

i heard the Oscars were last night.....i have been boycotting ever since Where the Buffalo Roam was snubbed

two weeks ago i purchased a Boston College Gabe Perrault Sweater......and almost immediately the Ranger prospect was mentioned in multiple trade rumors.....thankfully he survived the deadline and was not traded away.......i thought for sure i had put the whammy on the young lad.

Ozark Mountain Daredevils are playing at the world renowned Ryman Auditorium in Nashville TN on August 16th.....wouldn't that be a hoot ? 

anyway....March 10th...we are inching our way through these Dead Dreams...supposed to hit high 60's on Thursday....giddy up.


Better get back to the country, look around and find you a home
Better get back to the country, that's where we all come from

Saturday, March 09, 2024

Wednesday, March 06, 2024

you've got to overlook the madness

 cause the spirit is blind,

and the people seem to know what to do ( jorma)


sometimes there's just too much madness to overlook.

Much has been made of the DA in Maricopa County AZ refusing to extradite a murder suspect back to NY. The reason for the refusal was because the suspect, Raad Alamsori;  was also arrested in AZ  for an attempted murder. The AZ DA said that Fat Alvin Braggs reputation as being soft-on-crime, lead her to decide against extradition. The Manhattan DA, who normally sleepwalks through his pursuit of criminals and rarely shows a pulse; suddenly became enraged at the diss from his fellow DA. Fat Alvin went to the Mic and rapped about seeking justice for victims as being his priority....but at the end of the day the truth is he gets more worked up about charging Good Samaritans like Daniel Penny then he does about the animals and migrant gang members that are wreaking havoc on the streets of our city on a daily basis.


Ironically on the same day that Fat Alvin had a spokesperson release a statement of outrage and reminding the public that he is tough on crime....his office launched an investigation into the Guardian Angels and their physical altercation with a miscreant in Times Square while Curtis Sliwa was live on TV with Sean Hannitty. You really can't make it up.....Curtis was on live TV and some of his Guardian Angels tackled and held for Police someone they said was acting up nearby. Custis refereed to the miscreant as a migrant and the Fox cameras showed the apprehension.........well yesterday some fat irish lesbian slob lawyer was back in times square demanding justice for Pedro and of course the DA's office launched an investigation.......new slogan: don't fight crime, fight the people that are fighting crime.

what will New York look like in 5 years ?   spoiler alert, nobody gives a shit but it will be dark. 


one fine day your gonna see things my way,  maybe you won't mind

when the heavenly spy elusively sneakin, grabs you from behind.






Sunday, February 25, 2024

There's a Dragon with matches

 loose on the town

Take a whole pail of water just to cool him down (Hunter-Hart)


this being Chinese New Year and the year of the Dragon, i thought we should kickoff today by talking Hockey. I have not seen anything like this since Groucho Blondini stole a car and drove the length of New Zealand in the 1980 cult classic Goodbye Pork Pie......this kid Matt Rempe is having a hell of a week.......he made his debut at Giants Stadium in front of 80,000 fans and fought Matt Martin in his first shift.....he terrorized the Devils on Thursday Night getting 17 penalty minutes and a game ejection...and yesterday down in Philly he had another great Fight and scored the game winning goal.... and through it all this 21 year old cowboy from Calgary is smiling and laughing and having the time of his life...like a Cat on fire, his post game interviews are TV Gold....this may just be the spark the Rangers needed to advance far in May and hopefully June.

The Redwings are alive and well......i have been surmising that they may tough to play in the first round should they sneak in......I think it's safe to safe that they will indeed qualify for the post season, especially since Patty Kane is back with a vengeance....and he marks his return to the Windy City tonight at 6:00 on the NHL network.....they just happen to be retiring Cheerio's Jersey...Chris Chelios ..should be an electric night at the Madhouse on Madison.    

my Coyotes on the other hand have fallen out of bed......looks like another year with high draft picks in the dessert, they are in the midst of an 11-game losing streak and the league is too competitive to survive something like that. 

i don't want to rush the last 6 weeks of this great regular season, but these playoffs sb epic....potential clashes out west will be must see tv no matter how it adds up....Dallas, Winnipeg and Colorado are all hitting stride and evenly matched.......is Vancouver finally for real ? can they survive Edmonton and do they match up with Vegas ? i don't think so.....but you better watch out for the wild cards too.....Calgary, the Wild and The Kings and Preds are all stepping on the Gas in February and whomever sneaks in will be tough to face....you can definitely see the Canuckleheads falling to the curse of the Presidents Trophy....can you imagine the level of rioting that Gastown will see should the beloved Canucks finish with the most regular season points and get burned by the Flamers in round one ?    

It's too early to even talk about the East......too many spots are up for grabs and everyone is jockeying for position....should be an entertaining ride the rest of the way......stock that beer fridge, settle in and enjoy the games.


If mercy's in business I wish it for you
More than just ashes when your dreams come true

Fire - Fire on the mountain
Fire - Fire on the mountain

Thursday, February 22, 2024

one of these things

 is not like the others.....

one of these things just doesn't belong

can you tell me which thing is not like the others

before i finish my song ? ( Sesame Street)



A)  Black George Washington

B) Female Pope

C) 2+3=BEEER

D) Black Female Vikings


3 of the 4 are actual Chatbot AI results......and one of them will be someday soon.



Wednesday, February 21, 2024

I close my eyes

 only for a moment, and the moment's gone

All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity (Kansas)




it's like a flash of heat lightning ...off in the distance....the other side of the lake on a hot summer evening, so far away that you will not even hear the rumble of the ensuing thunder. here and gone in a blink......as fast and furious as sweater nite can arrive...it vanishes in the same way...an intoxicating blur, a whirlwind of faces and sounds...conversations abruptly cut short by the arrival of another special guest or old friend, a seemingly never-ending carousel......a wake or a wedding...is there a difference? 

I try valiantly to stay (semi) sober and speak to everyone, but most years it becomes an exercise in futility. Someday we will all be gone, but the Oak Room will remain, the Oak Room and Liev Eirikson Park hold the stories of all who came before and those yet to grace these shores. As i walked the streets of Bayridge it struck me that nobody seems to hang out in the parks anymore....there was a time where every patch of Public grass....every concrete softball field and every Parkie house was claimed by the local Teens or 20 somethings.....you knew them, you were them.....whether you spent a day in Moon Man or Bliss Park, OLA, 102, 170  or Mckinley even schoolyards, the 79th street Hockey court, Old Glory, the Stairs  or the parkway adjacent to Liev Eirkson Park. You knew the inhabitants and you acted accordingly when visiting someone else's turf....we gave the neighborhood an identity, for better or worse.......i'm partial....but things were better when The Irish and the Norsemen were hanging around in volume....the world was a simpler and safer place with the beer drinkers on the park benches watching over it.

Tough break for Murph....he thought he hit the pool when Brock Nelson scored....but after the mathematicians were brought it in, it was determined that his jersey number   29 adds up to 11....(2+9).......and so whomever had picked #1 was the winner........and not 0 .....lousy beak.

of course 2+3 still = BEEER



Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away, and all your money won't another minute buy.

Saturday, February 17, 2024

Red sky at night

 



sailors delight.

Red Sky at morning,

Sweater Nite warning (Alvarez)




tomorrow we tackle any and all obstacles to storm the shores of Bayridge Brooklyn....in the spirit of Alvarez and all the Characters of the long dark Night, we shall seize the day .....the tunes will be rocking and the Jack Daniels flowing.....i am part of the advance scouting mission.....today i shall walk the streets of 11209 to ensure all is well.....i'll test the Guiness in the Lief and Listen to Mike Mclaughlin & The Bennets as they test the sounds system for Sweater Nite 26........2+3= Large quantities of Beeer


Well, I told you once and I told you twiceThat someone will have to pay the priceBut here's a chance to change your mind'Cause I'll be gone a long, long time

Friday, February 16, 2024

Look who's back in town

Ain't nobody but Sally Sue Brown
All you boys better run for cover
If you don't a-wanna be a hearted broken lover. (Dylan)

 

Big history was made last night when Caitlin Clark broke the all time ncaa scoring record for girlies...but it may be short lived.......Mookie Schamooka-Zaire is a sophomore at U Cal Santa-Barbara and is currently averaging 5.3 more points per game than Clark was at this same stage of her career. She is on a pace to break Clarks record at the end of next season.

Sally Simpleton, The Previous record holder ; sent along her congratulations in a video from her job as head waitress at the cracker Barrel in Biloxi Mississippi.

and somewhere in these great United States there is a 25 year old Michael Jordan wannabe, someone who was not quite good enough for the NBA but is willing to wear a skirt and call himself Nancy for the chance to cash some lucrative checks from the WNBA and dominate the dykes on a nightly basis. (Someone like Moochelle "Big Mike" Obama).  One can only conclude that the "womans" pro sports leagues are colluding to block tranny entrepreneurs from joining their ranks......where's that mug runcher Rapinoe? didn't she want the boys to compete with girls? why hasn't she taken up that cause at the Professional level? are we supposed to believe that there is not one single man in this country willing to say he identifies as a woman in order to play professional sports and dominate the girlies in basketball, soccer, tennis, golf etc etc?  or is it a case of Rules for Thee , but not for me......they will push transgender athletes down your throat at the grade school - high school level.....but will go to great lengths to prevent it the mental illness from infiltrating the Pro level?

better question ...why are we talking about thespians when Sweater Nite looms on the horizon...and why does 2+3=BEEER ?


See her in that very tight skirt
Got what it takes
Just to make you hurt
Don't you see by those big bright eyes
Prefer to treat her nasty and low down lies.

Thursday, February 15, 2024

Gentle Rain

 Falls on me

All life folds backInto the seaWe contemplate eternityBeneath the vast indifference of heaven ( Warren Zevon)



not sure what exactly happened in Kansas City yesterday, but a mother of two is dead after a seemingly senseless shooting near union station at the end of the parade......and that stings.

I immediately thought back to the Red Sox incredible comeback from a 3-0 deficit against their hated rival the Yankees in the 2004 ALCS. In the chaos and mayhem and rioting around Fenway Park that ensued after the last out, a 21 year old Coed named Victoria Snelgrove was struck by a police fired rubber bullet....she later died from her injuries. The young woman was from nearby Brookline and she was a journalist major at Emerson College. She came from a family with a long line of Red Sox Faithful. I remember reading about her fate on the train to work and feeling a pit in my stomach, i thought about her dad who probably waited his whole life for a Red Sox world series, and now he would instead be burying his daughter while the city gathered in celebration. He probably wished he never shared his sports enthusiasm with his child and i am sure he never was able to enjoy their games again.......death sucks.... senseless death haunts.

don't look now but Russia is planning to take out our satellites. We know they got that idea from the camel fuckin Mullahs in Iran. They want nothing more than to bring down the worlds financial system and return the planet to the good old days of the Dark ages. As America and the West race each to a world dependent on computers, robots and Artificial Intelligence, our enemies are planning to take it all away in an instant. I hope enough of us still know how to Farm. my Advice to the Sweater Nite faithful is to stockpile Beeer, Water, Seeds and Beeer.........you said Beeer twice......i know, i like Beeer.

The past seems realer than the present to me nowI've got memories to last meWhen the sky is grayThe way it is todayI remember the times that I was happy

Sunday, February 11, 2024

Man, theres a lot of unexplained phenomenon

 out there in the world.

Lot of things people say
What the heck's going on?
Let me tell ya!
Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIS!
Yeah, man you see guys
walking down the street
pushing shopping carts
and you think they're talking to allah,
they're talking to themself.
Man, no they're talking to ELVIS!
ELVIS! ELVIS!    ( Mojo Nixon)


saddened to learn yesterday that the One of a kind Maniac that was Mojo Nixon passed away last week....he had a cardiac event on the Outlaw Cruise in Florida.....one of our fellow skaters, The Admiral; said he was on that same cruise 2 years ago and Mojo was snorting coke in public for 6 straight days.......i guess it caught up to him.......if you've never had the good fortune to listen to his music, find some time and give him a try......Crazy Wife is one of my favorite songs.

how about a little Hockey chatter on Super Bowl Sunday ? The trade deadline looms on the horizon and this could be the defining moment in the Chris Drury era. Two years ago he smacked it out of the park by acquiring Andrew Copp, Tyler Motte and Frank Vattrano at the deadline without giving up any blue-chip prospects. All 3 players played significant roles as the Blueshirts advanced to within 2 wins of a berth in the Stanley Cup Finals. 

Last year was a horrible miss as he traded for a broken down Pattty Kane and a streaky goal scorer in Tarasenko.....no help on defense and no added grit......and of course we were bounced in the first round.

This year i have my eyes on a few guys that are older, veteran, scrappy guys ( sb cheap acquisitions) that are on teams that are out of the playoff hunt and sb available for a price. Kyle Okposo and Nick Foligno.....35 and 36 years old......would love to see these grizzled vets wearing read , white and blue come April.

At the start of the year i shared my high expectations for the Arizona Coyotes and the Detroit Redwings.....2 young, up and coming squads....i said they were both probably a year away, but this was going to be a big step forward.....as we creep into Mid-February both teams are playing well and still in wild card contention.....watch out if either team sneaks in to the playoffs.

next weekend of course is the Stadium Series.....The Flyers and the Devils will test the Giants stadium ice surface on Saturday Night in preparation for the main event....Rangers-Iceladies at 3:00 Sunday.....live from Bayridge Brooklyn it's Sweater Nite 26.

WINNER - WINNER......Dan Ribaudo of Flemington NJ  aka Elmo, was the winner of the 4 tickets to the suite for the Rangers-Islanders game........strangely there were only 3 total entries......not sure why so few decided to enter....i guess most preferred to be at the Lief.

next time you are on Google....do a search for P&C's bar 11209 and take a look at the photos.....you might see some familiar faces.

anyway, good luck to one and all with the boxes........I had lunch Friday with Lenny Dawson and he assured me that he and Ed Podolak are ready to go today....i expect a good close game.....but the Chiefs have the experience.....i suspect they will win in Overtime.....24-21....


Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.
They look like Elvis.
ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.