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Wednesday, August 22, 2018
Mollie Tibbetts "rest in peace"
and so on a day where the media jumped for joy and expressed sheer glee at the Paul Manifort conviction and the Son of David lawyer ( is that redundant) Michael Cohen pleaded guilty and rushed to implicate the President of the United States.....buried in that cornfield with Mollie tibbetts was the story of her murder at the hands of an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT (not just undocumented)…...another U.S. citizen had their life snuffed out at the hands of animal with zero regard for borders or laws of civilized society....the tibbetts family should sue, in no particular order; the State of Iowa, the farm with where this piece of shit worked, local law enforcement, the United States Government and the former president Obama ( who encouraged these animals to cross the border with his zero enforcement of our nations immigration lAWS)...….anyone and everyone that came in contact with this POS Rivera has blood on their do nothing hands...this dirtbag motherfucker sb executed on national TV , but instead will spend 30 years in jail eating like El Guapo and costing the taxpayers millions...….when the next civil war erupts....and it wil…..this moment too will be a precipice to the 2nd Fort Sumptor…..
Don't you push me baby cause I'm moaning low...
You know I'm only in it for the gold
Wednesday, August 15, 2018
It sure was a good idea
Till Greed got in the way ( B.Dylan) ...well Bob Dylan may have been singing about Unions in the U.S. , but he easily could have been referring to major league sports in the 21st century...a mere 10 years ago , before i began distancing myself from the professional game ( at one time or another I had season tickets for the Rangers, the Football Giants and I attended a dozen baseball games a year)....I was planning a trip to see the Amazin Mets verse the orioles in the charmed city....and why not, it was a short 2.5 hour ride, had a nice seaport with great bars and nightlife and the ballpark was a fun place...a no brainer....until I called customer service...despite false advertisement on their website, group tickets were not really on sale....if I wanted 20 tickets to Mets/orioles, I had to buy 20 tix to 2 other orioles games....,.why would I do that ? I wouldn’t......OR I could wait until they went on sale to the general public....I did....but when they did I found out that in order to buy tix to the mets, yanks or red Sox games the first week they were on sale, I had to have a credit card with a Maryland address....seems they were embarrassed by all of the fans from those 3 teams outnumbering the locals...and so I passed on tix as i am sure most NY ers did...fast forward to last nights game at Camden yards...a robust 20,000 fans in attendance and at least 25,000 empty seats ...fuck you Baltimore......
Well, the job that you used to have...
They gave it to somebody down in El Salvador..
The unions are big business, friend
And they’re goin’ out like a dinosaur...
They used to grow food in Kansas
Now they want to grow it on the moon and eat it raw....
I can see the day coming when even your home garden
Is gonna be against the law...
Friday, August 10, 2018
Is it slander
Or a hate crime if it’s true?? The gent in Bensonhurst that has been going around spray painting Asian owned business with the stencil “CHineese smell like Fish” is stating an arguable opinion, yes it’s vandalism; but is it anything more?? It may be a generalization but most opinions are.....whenever I hear someone mock the Irish for being DRUNKS , I get up off my barstool and demand that they either apologize or buy me a shot...dam skippy I do....my apologies for absenteeism on the blog...my social media presence has been dominated by the Twitter account of a chap named Denny Forrest...he’s obsessed with no transit
Sunday, August 05, 2018
Insanity laughs
8 month old baby found floating under the Brooklyn bridge, a year old in sunnyside queens falls off a fire escape and lands on passerby....a 54 year old man was hiding inside a restaurant walk-in freezer and attacked the staff and then collapsed and died....just another Saturday in a city on the precipice of exploding.,,”the pressure of knowing what this world is about, watching a good friend scream LET ME OUT”
Thursday, August 02, 2018
Seymore Merinsky
Or you may know him as Sy Syms...he could be America’s answer to Russian meddling in the upcoming election...how sad of a chapter in American history are we writing this day? It seems we have collectively thrown up our hands and surrendered to our own stupidity...we have waived the white flag and announced to the world that we are unable to decipher truth from fiction...that we have the attention span of a gnat and we can’t be bothered to either think for ourselves or, GOD FOrbid ; research a story and look for collaboration....we eat ,sleep and drink social media, hang on every juicy detail and giddily repeat falsehoods to coworkers because it’s easier than formulating a thought and or debating an issue without resorting to childish insults, put downs incivility...we have told the world that unlike Roger Daltry , we most certainly will get fooled again... and we will invest hundreds of millions of dollars to prevent you from planting stories on our Facebook pages... because we can’t decipher right from wrong.... what will future generations think of the simpletons we are...if they even bother to study us ?......as good old Sy would say “an educated consumer is our best customer,,,, not today Sy, not in 2018......(*editors note...I’m not a Russian hacker, I’m just a doggie that can type with a thirst for Schmirnoff and Stolikniya VODKA...besides,shouldn’t you be watching videos of kittens playing the violin? )
Wednesday, August 01, 2018
went to see the Captain
the strangest I could find …….and that was the one , biggest and single game changing moment in my formative years.....I was a different person for better ( or worse) after seeing Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead....so much more than music, it cemented friendships that have lasted a lifetime, bridged gaps, unified generations, soothed the soul and well it just kinda made you feel good all over.....A special Thank you this Agust 1st and every August 1st to the CAPTAIN...Jerry Garcia...… standing on the moon
Where talk is cheap and vision true,
Standing on the moon
But I would rather be with you,
Somewhere in San Francisco
On a back porch in July...
Just looking up to heaven
At this crescent in the sky
Friday, July 27, 2018
There's a dragon with matches loose on the town
oh yes, there is a fire brewing on the mountain …..just saw the channel 7 news scroll......101 year old woman stabbed to death in her apartment in NYC....what pray tell could a 101 year old woman do to deserve meeting such a violent end......and the next story ?? a Nanny beat a 23 "MONTH" old child to death...….the pot continues to stir.....the cauldron churns, don't adjust your television sets ladies and gentlemen, it's just the Bronx Burning Down ( Howard Cosell)…….august is gonna be a scorcher.....take a whole pale of water, just to cool him down.
Thursday, July 26, 2018
There's a starman waiting in the sky
great story in the NY Post about an FDNY fireman in Williamburg who see's and interacts with UFO's, aliens, Ghosts and Angels......his dead dog often visits him on the Lightship and he once saw Abraham Lincoln at a Fire.....best story I have read this month......may have to use our influence to see if our favorite Battalion Chief can get this Guy to Sweater Nite 21.....get on the case Duff....this guy will be the entertainment, who needs Mac?
Beaky Buzzard
that was the funny character on the bugs bunny cartoons....he used to fly around singin " My momma done told me, to bring home somethin for dinner"..., and then Bugs would get him all confused and ask him questions and while he pondered the answer he would scream "Don't tell me now, don't tell me"......that must be what's going on in Toronto this week.....in case you missed it.....a gunman ….Faisal Hussein ; walked the streets randomly shooting people...killin a 10 year old girl and wounding dozens....authorities were stumped for a motive.....really ? I can tell you one thing...Faisal probably wasn't a disgruntled Leafs fan disappointed with James Van Reimsdyk signing with the flyers ( that would be me)…...oh, silly side note....ISIS claimed responsibility......but let's not rush to judgement...….
Tuesday, July 24, 2018
Just Like New York City
Just like Jericho...….remember the week before Hurricane Sandy ? I do......it was a bizarre week......a nanny on the upper west side murdered two kids in her care in a bathtub and said she was possessed to do so.....a NYC Cop was arrested as he prepared to kidnap and Cook two people....The Cannibal Cop as the NY Post labled him...and there were more truly insane stories that surfaced in the days leading up to the big storm....some people even theorized that the pressure of the Massive storm was the driving force that sent people that teetered on the brink of insanity.....over the edge.....the heat has a way of driving people over the edge too... this August I think we will see an explosion of insanity in this fair city....America has been boiling since Election Day 2016...I have a strange feeling the lid will pop off next month....high humidity, rising temps and general ill will amongst the masses...I can feel it coming....I just hope that I am in the sanctity of Club Gato when it does....Pace the halls and climb the walls
Get out when they blow
( Garcia/Hunter)
Monday, July 23, 2018
I was sittin home alone one night
in L.A. watchin Ol Cronkite...on the seven o'clock news ( Dylan)
now I am certainly not an advocate for watching the evening news too closely, it's a horribly slanted attack on our nation....but it is important to watch from a distance just to see what our enemies are up to.....I atch with the sound on Mute and occasionally a video will get my attention and I have to see what exactly is happening...….lately it's been all the same.....grainy, bodegaesque phootage from apartment building security cameras and street survelience etc etc.....but the them is the same.....the natives are getting restless in the heat.....restless and Bold......mistaken identity murders by machette…...everyday attacks on the elderly for pennies on the dollar....and attempted rapes in public places....most recently between 2 parked cars on the upper east side...…...the common criminal can smell weakness in the air....its a return to the days of Dinkins.....a lawlessness that invades the senses and stenches the entire city.....Mookie blaylock has no concern for consequences...…...animales gonna do whatever the fuck animales want.....the crock pot is simmering.....come august it's gonna blow...…………………………….Didn’t seem like much was happenin’,
So I turned it off and went to grab another beer..
Seems like every time you turn around
There’s another hard-luck story that you’re gonna hear.....
And there’s really nothin’ anyone can say.....
And I never did plan to go anyway, ...
To Black Diamond Bay (
Wednesday, July 18, 2018
We've got to move these refrigerators
We gotta move these color TV's... that's what mark knofler and Dire Straits were joking about in the mid 80's classic " money for nothing and chicks for free" ( chicks was later changed to drinks for free in Slapstick's).....and on an absolutely ridiculous serious note....good ole Chicago appears to be the first city ready to roll out UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME..... don't scratch your head trying to figure it out America....it is exactly what it sounds like..... Money for Nothing.....the African American has officially waved the white flag and surrendered..... for the past century we have knocked down every excuse....we can't get promoted or hired.....ok here's affirmative action.....we can't afford to live in good neighborhoods and go to good schools.....mandated affordable low income housing in every neighborhood....we can't get into good colleges.....the diversity movement and the elimination of standard testing.....we can't get jobs in this economy..... historically low unemployment....what now buckwheat ? Ok, ok,ok.....we really don't want to work....we are untrainable and have zero work ethic... give us basic income so weezie can axe like we got jobs....... knofler was right.... banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee.
Saturday, July 14, 2018
And when you hear that song
Come crying like the wind,it seems like All this life...was but a dream..... Stella Blue.( Hunter/Garcia)......and if it is but a dream, it has been a good one...I sit in the yard on a postcard perfect Saturday, drinking ice cold delicious beeeeeer, listening to the soothing sounds of the Grateful Dead and watching my Metsies on TV.....accompanied by my faithful dog Matteau Matteau....man's best friend.... what else is there ?.. I'm not looking for much more....as Jackson Browne would say.... when the mornin light comes streaming in...we get up and do it again...amen.....none of it matters in the end, it's the days between that matter...."All the years combine
they melt into a dream
A broken angel sings
from a guitar
In the end there's just a song
comes crying like the wind
through all the broken dreams
and vanished years"
Thursday, July 12, 2018
Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars.
that unmistakable imagery was provided by John Perry Barlow of course and the black Throated wind....i'm in the midst of reading his autobiography..."Oh Mother, American Night"...and I do not want this book to end......as anxious as I am to turn pages and follow his incredible journey through this world, his front row seat to the show of a lifetime and his participation in the Greatest circus that Was/IS the Grateful Dead.....I just don't want to get to the end of this book......our hero dies at the end of course, and don't/wont we all.....I try to limit how many pages a day I allow myself to read on the train....he was a fascinating character.....and as I read it, another one of my nieces/nephews has followed my advice and joined this circus.....my niece Arielle went to her first Dead & Co show last Saturday at Dodger Stadium and was pleased.....in an angry, hostile world , where we are constantly attacked with media, social media and disturbing video news.....at a time where our country is literally fighting for our lives against the entire world....it is essential to take a breath, drink a beer (or 30 ) and listen to the Grateful Fucking Dead......that is the one, TRUE , constant....rest in peace Jerry, Pigpen, Brent and Mr John Perry Barlow....the lucky ones down here will never forget.
The black-throated wind keeps on pouring in
With its words of a lie that could almost be true.
Ah, Mother American Night, here comes the light.
I'm turning around, that's what I'm gonna do
Goin back home that's what I'm gonna do
Turnin' around,
That's what I'm gonna do
Thursday, June 14, 2018
Monmouth Park Sportsbook
debating whether I should stroll over to the track today and place a wager on the Red Army soccer team verses Saudi Arabia...…..Gov Murphy , Sweeney, Fatass Christie and Ray Lesniak will all be there for a photo op and to place an inaugural bet...…… maybe I should bring bail money...…..I plan on standing on the Bar at William Hill sportsbook and start screaming about NJ Transit , the horrible met life stadium and the lack of good delis, eatable pizza and decent Chineeze food.... maybe I should bring Matteau Matteau with me …..I know those guys will have security and I should probably have my canine bodyguard with me.....
** I used to type this stuff knowing full well my phone would ring in a few hours ( sometimes immediately ) with a call from the Woodman with 100 questions....I sure do miss that.....I hope he access to the blog in the afterlife.
Tuesday, June 05, 2018
Wednesday, May 30, 2018
Gov Murphy is a pathetic liar
Gov Murphy went to the podium on Tuesday and said with a straight face that he had not yet seen the video of the girl on the beach being arrested in Wildwood..... think about that for a second...it can only be one of two things.... this was the biggest story in the state over the weekend, the national news picked up the story...do you really believe the governor's staff and aids didn't bring this to his attention before the press conference.....it's either willfull ignorance or a blatant lie......why do we continue to allow these filthy politicians to get away with this bullshit.... everything has to be so calculated.... nobody has the balls to make a statement until they see which way the wind is blowing.
Tuesday, May 29, 2018
Silence is deafening
I've been sitting in the yard for 2 or 3 days drinking beer and listening to satellite radio, I've had the BEATLES channel on quite a bit, thinking about my good friend Dano in every song, didn't know he loved the BEATLES til after he was gone, thinking about the Rollie dance and Traveling Wilburys, realizing that the Beatles were quite a piece of the fabric of our lives, even if they were never my personal focus, they surely played in the background of the soundtrack of our lives......" Once there was a way, to get back home ".... I miss you Danny , stay well brother.
Thursday, May 24, 2018
J-E-T-S spells hypocrisy
Chris Johnson, the acting president of the laughable Jets and brother to Woody Harrelson ( a member of the TRUMP administration) ; says he understands if the players want to kneel during the Anthem and protest social issues.... he's okay with it and the players will NOT be fined.... now let's get back to selling our red, white and blue Jets hats with 9/11 never forget slogans, let's have a moment of silence and get some first responders on the field....to show how much we care....the league is already a collection of disgusting miscreants, but Jets ownership has really embarrassed themselves....the ink wasn't even dry on Goodells press release when Chris Johnson opened a can of worms to pander to the stymies on his football team... I'm a good white guy, I like darkies.
Wednesday, May 16, 2018
The Electric Kool aid Acid Test
I read that Thomas Wolfe non fiction account of Ken Kesey, The Merry Pranskters, the Grateful Dead and the Furthur Bus when I was a freshman in high school... and I too was influenced by Mr. Wolfe... just as I was by Kerouac, Dylan and Robert Hunter....rest in peace Tom ...you made a difference....."just think of the millions, from all over the globe, who yearned to be on that island, in those towers, on those narrow streets..there it was.. the Rome, Paris and London of the twentieth century, the city of ambition, the dense magnetic rock, the irrestible destination of all those who insist on being where things are happening " Thomas Wolfe
Thursday, May 10, 2018
yes, you solved world hunger
but you put sooo many farmers out of business....that is the sick and twisted response these days by the democrats ...the ones who hate and fight every single thing PRESIDENT TRUMP does.......yesterday the President welcomed 3 American citizens home from imprisonment in North Korea ahead of the upcoming denuclearization summit.....Sen Chuck Schumer quickly criticized and downplayed this significant achievement....he aid....and I do quote...."North Korea should not be rewarded for capturing and then releasing American citizens".........right Chuck....we should follow Ole Spoony & Purple heart Kerry's lead....they struck a POS deal with Iran....gave them Billions of Dollars......and did not insist that American citizens being held in Iranian torture jails be released as part of the deal.....that's diplomacy.....you stupid cocksucker.....take of your Hate Glasses for one second and look at the world through an honest lense.
Saturday, May 05, 2018
Derby Rant 2018
so last night I found myself sitting in the backyard as I often do, and I decide to start a FIRENZE FIRE in the old fire pit....I figured I was just a FLAMEAWAY from the PRMISES FULFILLED and so I poured a glass of VINO ROSSI and stared at the incredible MAGNUM MOON, I was ENTICED to sing ole SOLOMINI,...and I wondered how many LONE SAILOR were doing the same....just then I thought I heard MY BOY JACK comimg up the driveay with HOFFBURG and so I rushed with great BRAVAZO to BOLT D'ORO.....I was not in a COMBATANT mood and I really didn't need those MENDELSSOHN's with their INSTILLED REGARD. maybe I was to hasty, maybe I shouldn't have given the the FREE DROP BILLY...I mean after all they can be NOBLE INDY, they can stir up some GOOD MAGIC, but in the end, I don't have to JUSTIFY my AUDIBLE............and that boys and girls is the play today....AUDIBLE to win with Justify and Good Magic, and Magnum Moon to round out the supefecta....Good Luck to All.........I lost a valued reader this week, some of the fun of typing this nonsense left with him....lets enjoy what we got while we have it.
Friday, April 27, 2018
LIKE A STEAM LOCOMOTIVE
rollin down the track......he's gone....GONE......and nothins gonna bring him back......he;s gone.
Rest in Peace my Friend....YOU were one of kind , I miss you already.
Tuesday, April 24, 2018
"come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen, and keep your eyes wide the chance won't come again" b.dylan........ah the media....they smell blood in the water....there is a fraternity of jerkoffs at Syracuse that made a few stupid videos mocking blacks, gays and the disabled....real obnoxious stupid shit, but no real story or surprise.... worth about a 45 second blip, a few suspensions and let's move on..... BUT Noooo....this story grew legs. .. I have seen about a dozen different students, a pshycologist , local residents and at least one faculty member interviewed over the past 72 hours..all echoing the same sentiment...shock, anger, etc .......these frat guys are assholes yes, but they weren't trying to over throw the government and nobody was killed....but still channels 2,5 &7 we're camped out on campus, showing footage of the outside of the frat house were the video was supposedly filmed.... .it's funny ( not really), but I barely remember a peep out of the media when freshman Tim Piazza was indeed killed by his Penn State fraternity Brothers in a drunken hazing ritual.....and then an assistant football coach told the frat boys to erase text messages, and then they all lied to investigators and tried to erase security tapes, and they left Tim dying on the floor in the basement of the frat....and then a Kool aid drinking member of the PSU football cult, a Pennsylvania magistrate tried to dismiss all the charges before the DA brought the FBI into the case.... I don't remember the media camping outside the football stadium asking for interviews and student reaction....the complacent murderers are still awaiting trial on minor charges ( the more serious ones were apparently dismissed) although good luck finding details online.... it's as though it never happened.....rest in peace Tim, some of us will never forget......."don't speak too soon for the wheels still in spin....and there's no telling who that's it's naming.
Monday, April 23, 2018
Catch the Bull at 4:00
Why walk alone, why worry when it's warm over here ( Cat Stevens)..... Charging Bull might need some help from ole Cat Stevens to stay where he is at 2 Broadway..... having come to his senses and agreeing to move that snotty little shit, mutual fund prop; fearless girl.....POS Walter Wilhelm aka deblasio....has apparently decided to also move the the CHARGIN BULL...... seems I was right all along..... they too now realize that fearless girl means nothing without a big, bad symbol of male prosperity to challenge.... she's pointless, worthless and would probably tip over or rust without a bull or something (anything) to blame for her lack of Ascension up the corporate ladder....so the asswipe mayor is considering moving both statues to broad Street in front of the NYSE.... somebody better get in deblasio ear and give him some godfatherly advice..... leave the gun , take the canolis....or in this case...... Move the little girl , Leave the Bull alone.
Wednesday, April 18, 2018
Oh say can you see
Flag Day June 14th 1994, the Stanley Cup Rangers, and it all started with Mister John Amirante from Cardinal Hayes High School in the Bronx; attempting to sing the National Anthem.... I was standing in my perch of Row F , seat 18, in section 419 and I never heard a word..... the greatest start to the greatest night in team history.....for 35 years Mister Amirante graced the ice and our Shrine of MSG at 33rd & 8th, and although he passed yesterday, he will remain a part of that cup forever and will never be forgotten...∆∆side note∆∆.... Valerie and I attempted to hire him to sing the Anthem at our wedding in 97, but it was logistically impossible..... .Rest in Peace Mister Amirante.
Monday, April 16, 2018
Thank YOU, thank you
Or as they say on 13th avenue or in parts of Astoria...Gracia Gracia.... having finally she'd some negative energy from the fan base, the NY Metropolitans are off to the greatest start in franchise history.... thanks to Pat Molloy for stepping off the Metsies bandwagon...... incidentally, Pat missed Wilmers walkoff yesterday as he and Jerry Whalen we're complaining that there was too much foam in each pint of Guinness at the Bayshore Colombian Social Club.
Wednesday, April 11, 2018
Hockey predictions
Bluejax over Caps....... Penguinis over low fliers....... lightning over Satan...... Toronto shocks Boston..........out west....... SMASHVILLE over the lanche.....da Wildings over the Jetskis....Kings over Vegas..... Schaefer Sharkies over the quack quacks............. ultimately I see the Press coming out of the west....verses the winner of Toronto v Tampa.....alas... I have been wrong before....
We reserve the right to refuse service to you
Your friends are all on welfare, and you call yourself a Jew ?" ( K.Friedman)......so Bank of America....( I own a lot of stock in this company) announced yesterday that they will no longer be lending money to Remington Rifle and other companies like that....not because of inherent risk of being repaid, but rather because BofA doesn't like the fact that Remington makes legal assault rifles.....let that settle in......begs the question.....can a publicly traded company make business decisions based on social agendas ? If yes....why can't a baker refuse to make cakes for a homosexual wedding ? It can't be good for one Goose and not pass the gander test for other geeses....Jesus did someone say geeses......the hypocrisay of the left knows NO boundaries.
Tuesday, April 10, 2018
You may fire when you are ready, Gridley
Those of course were the words of Commodore Dewey ( who would later have the honor of having the bar Dewey's flatiron named after him)....Dewey was talking to Capt Gridley onboard the USS Olympia at the battle of Manila Bay....but I'm working on a theory today that suggests those are also the words of special prosecutor Robert Mueller to President Trump.....you see Bob Mueller was appointed to this position in May2017....or as we say in Brooklyn...11 fuckin months ago....to look into reports of collusion between the Trump Campaign and the big bad Russians during the election.....a big fat zero in that department....so it obviously evolved into a witchhunt .... looking under rocks and in closets everywhere and anywhere to find SOMETHING on Trump.....manafort, Flynn etc etc....go after them and maybe they will spill the beans.....and nothin.....so now with enough egg on his face to whip up a dozen ommelettes.... Mueller is trying to provoke Trump by raiding his lawyers office and turning the investigation into a Stormy Daniels movie.... Mueller, I think; would love to have Trump fire him in a rage.....it would be bad for Trump....it would turn Mueller into a superhero of the left and most importantly, it would spare him the embarrassment of having to wrap up the investigation and admit that he has NOTHIN....... just a theory, but worthy of consideration.
Monday, April 09, 2018
Sweet Dreams
And flying machines....and pieces on the ground.( J. Taylor)......in the wake of the horrific accident on the Southern State last, the motorcoach carrying high school students from Kennedy airport to their homes in Suffolk county; the students from the Marjory stonehim Douglas school of acting, hyerbole and attention seeking have called for an immediate ban on busses and every student has also agreed to give back their daddy's car and WALK to school from now on.....or until Katie couric hosts a special edition of Good Morning America from the gymnasium.
Friday, April 06, 2018
The little rascals
Buckwheat, Stymie and all of the our gang rascals crawled out from their caves when the TV man done showed up..saheed vassell was a good guy and everyone knew he had mental issues and wouldn't hurt a fly.... problem is the folks that called 911 didn't know OR didn't mention....all they said was there was a man pointing a gun at strangers.....the people that DID know saheed ? They didn't try to help or alert police that an emotionally disturbed man was acting up.....so the police raced to the scene to protect the public and saheed points a metal object at him ( a gun they were told by 911 dispatch) and so they shot him...... I feel bad for the deceased, but the crown heights creetons that took to the streets to protest should look in the mirror..... and then burn in hell.
Tuesday, April 03, 2018
Amazon
President Trump's misguided rants against Amazon have cost me thousands in unrealized gains.... I could dissect and beat back all of his silly statements one by one , but in an effort to save time I'll stick to one issue.....the Prez , and many talking heads accuse Amazon as being the downfall for brick and mortar stores and mom and pop shops.....false.... greedy landlords and overzealous development are the problem.... how many strip malls and banks do we really need ?? It's excessive rent hikes Everytime a business shows a profit that is really killing the bricks and mortar.....let's use a Bar as an example.....you can't buy beer or social interaction on Amazon ( yet)...but how many highly successful bars close every year because they can't keep up with the rent... ( See Langans in midtown for a close to home example )....bars, small stores and retailers are forced to jack up prices and eventually go out of business....rent protection and restrained development are the answer...not tearing down one of the greatest American success stories.
Monday, March 26, 2018
priorities
just turned on the CBS 2 evening news........first 4 minutes were a recap of Porn Actress Stormy Daniels interview on 60 minutes talking about having sex with Donald Trump......after 4 minutes of extensive recaps, they managed to mention that the United States and multiple countries expelled hundreds of Russian diplomats in retaliation for the Russian poisoning scandal.....yep....we got our priorities straight allright.....#itsover
Sunday, March 11, 2018
buckle up....March on
ever further....ever more....March is turning into a drunken expedition....its as if I am having an out of body experience....watching a movie about some other guy drinking like a fish everyday....i'm just on the couch and I can't change channels...i'm a card carrying member of the liquefied Nation....beer after beer after beeeer after Whiskey.....land save us......it's only the 11th of the month and the tournament and Saint Patrick lurk just beyond the next Noreaster,,,,,,buckle up indeed.
Wednesday, February 28, 2018
is there anybody out there ?
just nod if you can hear me (p.floyd)............remember the NSA ? remember the Patriot Act ? remember the outrage over our government listening in on phone calls as collecting data ? remember the hailing of whistleblowers like Snowden as the heroes of the left for exposing such atrocities ? remember the DEMAND to reign in the govt spying agencies because they were trampling our freedoms ??.......................well apparently Claire Mcaskell doesn't . Yesterday when the head of the NSA ( Adm Rogers) was testifying on Capitol hill he claimed he doesn't have the wide ranging powers he needs to stop the Big Bad Russians from meddling in our elections....to which Ms Mcaskell responded "Why the Hell not"?......hmmm.....well that didn't take long.....she didn't even wait to catch her breath before jumping off the NSA is bad band wagon and leaping onto the GIVE the NSA all the power they need ......frightening how opportunistic or just plain stupid our politicians are.....lets give the NSA all the powers in the world to go after bad Russians from spreading fake stories on social media...BUT don't you dare use those same powers to spy on our citizens.......hint, the Russians will be wearing Red Carnations, the good guys will NOT.........to be clear, we are talking about concerns of fake stories planted by Russian spies on the internet influencing our voters in elections......because we have created a generation of morons that can't decipher if a story on facebook claiming that Bernie Sanders is a Demonic Robot that needs to eat human flesh to survive and was built on Mars is a true story or fake news......that story btw was planted by the DNC not the Olympic Athletes of Russia....(total side note, I am delighted that when the filthy commies finally won Gold that they weren't able to hear their anthem or raise their flag at the gold medal ceremony....and that OVECHKIN was not a part of the victory).....but sadly as a nation we continue to become nothing more than 30 second sound bites on the evening news.....the shameless exploitation of the Florida High School shooting by Demi Lovato and all these phonies is frightening...and honestly I am starting to think that Marjorie Stoneman must be a school for the arts....I have never seen so many overly dramatic, theatrical assholes in my life.....from the principal offering hugs to everyone VIA TWITTER.....to the Teachers Posting a Group Shot on Social Media, to the students themselves giving interviews to anyone and anything that had a microphone.....its been two weeks and you are not dead, get the fuck over it.......in 2001 I drank beer in seabright on September 12th....took a few deep breaths, thought about the prior 24 hours and went the fuck back to work on September 13th....no balloons, TV cameras or invitations to the Tonight show were offered to me....we are becoming a nation of pussies......as for gun control ? I have been clear on my position for years....ill never own one, but as long as the government can not be trusted ..and it NEVER CAN....we NEED an armed citizenry to keep despots in line......that being said.....raising the age to 21 seems reasonable......but since cars, and trucks are the weapons of terrorists these days...lets raise the driving age and voting age to 21 to........"is there anybody home" ?
Friday, February 23, 2018
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun.(D. Gilmour)......... everyone is up in arms over school shootings....all the teachers unions are also furious about the President's suggestion to arm teachers.( Nobody wants to see a 70 year old Mrs Witherow packing a Glock as our security detail) , but I have a suggestion......PHYS ED.....the jackalope gym teacher....every school has one...why ? Eliminate gym..... give the kids back gym time and allow them to use that period how they see fit ... unsupervised.....shoot hoops, take a walk, take a nap, whatever........and the gym teachers ? Offer them firearm training and reclassify them as onsite security....they maintain their teacher benefits, they can teach health classes or supervise study hall, but they carry weapons and engage shooters..... only shooters....they don't become cops and glorified security guards breaking up cafeteria fights.....if they don't want to do it, then they have to transition back to the classroom and become qualified to teach another subject..... nobody is forced to become the secret security....but I tend to think a lot of young, healthy gym teachers will accept their new role.....if not, we have lots of returning military already trained to handle weapons that would love the benefits, pensions and summer vacations that comes with being a teacher.....and seriously, should we really being paying someone to teach teenagers how to play dodge ball ?
Wednesday, February 21, 2018
See here how everything, lead up to this day
And it's just like any other day that's ever been "...in the afterglow that was sweater Nite 20, that's kinda how it felt...an incredible turnout once again....a whirlwind and dizzying 8 hours for me, got check-off everything on my to-do list.... lunch with Dano on Friday and the first ever pregame skate in the Bean Post..... maybe getting a 3 or 4 hour head start wasn't the best idea in terms of longevity, but I wouldn't change a thing...a heartfelt thanks to everyone who took time out of their 3 day weekend and traveled both near and far....." Sun coming up and then, the sun going down....shine through my window and my friends they come around".
Wednesday, February 14, 2018
BENEFIT INFO
So as we know, sweater nite 20 is sharing the venue and actively participating in a Benefit for Momo Nolan....Das Rolls sister...as she batlles through her cancer treatments......we will be passing an envelope in the afternoon for anyone that wishes to donate.....checks can be made out to Maureen Nolan.....
Tuesday, February 13, 2018
There's mosquitoes on the river
Fish are rising up like birds......well it took 20 years , but it looks like we will finally have an appearance/debut of the New Sweater Nite ramblers at the Gala....after heated negotiations with Kim Jong Un and his surprisingly Hot lil sister....the world renowned North Korean Beatles MORANBONG have decided to play at the Olympics instead of sweater Nite.....and so for the price of an Elegantes pie, we have Mac-Charlie Marine-JC playing a three hour set of Acapella instrumentals....sb rivetting......... incidentally....a small grass roots movement is growing...a few skaters are debating a Friday afternoon pre skate in THE RIDGE.....the Dog & the Kettle are early leaders to play host.....stay tuned for more.....and Happy FAT Tuesday !........."knowones noticed, but the bands all packed and gone...were they ever here at all?"
Monday, February 12, 2018
The most wonderful time of the year
And all I wanna do is drink Beer, Beer, Beeeeeers..............so just now my phone rings whilst I was trying to snooze on the 5:33 , and who is it ??? Why it's the Host of Sweater Nite 20 himself and he wants to know if we want keilbasa and pierogies as part of the Saturday Buffet..... I shot him down....guys like Steve Mac ( aka Richie Havens) would be insulted if we watered down the drink fest with food....as Roy D says....." Eating is Cheating".....it must be sweater week, I can just feel it in the air.
Thursday, February 08, 2018
"the Black throated wind
Keep on pouring in, with words of a life where nothing is new "........those are the words of John Perry Barlow and his eminence... Mister Bob Weir. ..sad John passed away peacefully in his sleep yesterday at the age of 70....he was an interesting chap....he has an autobiography coming out this June.. I'm anxious to read it.... He met Bob in high school and they remained friends for life, he was credited with introducing the Dead to Timothy Leary... although Jerry and the Boys were clearly from the Ken Kesey school of hallucinogenics....he ran a cattle ranch in Wyoming, was a pioneer of the internet, he attended Harvard University and was A Fellow there, he had a cat named BUCK that he swore was a bodhisatva ...and became an internet celebrity....he co-wrote some of the Deads greatest songs, including The Music Never stopped, Cassidy, Estimated Prophet, and I need a Miracle........and although I never met him , I feel as though I did......in the early 90's Donnie Hoff installed a shit load of phone lines for Mr Barlow's office in the Village for his internet endeavors and chatted him up about some photos in the office of Weir, Garcia and Company.... Barlow was so appreciative of the work Donn did that he gave him tickets to see the Dead at MSG and put our names on the Backstage B list for that show and each spring at the Garden until Jerry passed.....we had seats at center ice, 2 rows off the floor and access to a private lounge under the arena..... pretty cool.....I sure hope he is resting in peace......Ah, Mother American Night, here comes the light......
I'm turning around, that's what I'm gonna do........
Goin back home that's what I'm gonna do. ( Weir/Barlow)
Wednesday, February 07, 2018
Sailors fighting in the dance hallj
Oh man , look at those cavemen go "......so private companies are now shooting rockets into outer space, this can't end well....Elon Musk is flying one of his Tesla automobiles to Mars..... not sure how that benefits mankind.....or as that Canadian pussy prime Minister would call it....peoplekind.....not even a real word douche....but seriously what limits sb placed on space travel..... I'm all for less government intrusion into our private lives, and I believe everyone sb free to do whatever it is they want.( Even if they choose to do nothing) so long as their choice doesn't infringe on the next person.... hence the need for laws... some asshole billionaires flying rockets into outer space and dumping adverstisements on planets could infringe on the survival of future generations......hell if you want to go to outer space, just drop a tab of acid and listen to Dark Side of the Moon.......on a different note, our stable genius wants to have a military parade down Pennsylvania Ave..... I think that's borderline silly....so I propose having a real National Parade in Washington every November to acknowledge VETERANS day..... showcase your Tanks and machinery in that parade if you must.....have Stages with the top Bands on the mall to attract crowds, borrow a few sheckles from the social security piggy bank and subsidize the world's largest BEEEEEER tent and make it an annual event honoring all who have served....turn it into a Mardi Gras styled event...... show these poor bastards that are getting maimed overseas that a significant portion of this nation appreciates their sacrifice........ lastly...a livery cab driver parked his car outside the gates of city hall on Monday morning, took out a shotgun and blew his brains out, he left a note stating that he was trying to draw attention to the hardship those in his industry are suffering at the hands of the Bloomberg and Deblasio administration's and UBER.... I numb to the news these days, but this poor bastard struck a nerve....I said a prayer for him, that's an amazing degree of commitment to an issue.... very sad......makes we wish the scumbags in the NFL and black olives matter would follow suit...you first Oliver Vernon, instead of sitting on your fat ass during the anthem, you should blow your brains out spoony.....,.......................
" It's the freakiest show,
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy..
Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know..
He's in the best selling show.....
Is there life on MARS" ( D. Bowie)
Tuesday, January 30, 2018
Out on the edge of the empty highway
Howling at the blood on the moon "...... well it's true, the faster we go, the rounder we get and strange strange occurrences in the desert...... sweater nite is taking on a different feel as we sail into the uncharted Waters of number 20....as most of you know, we were approached by the friends of MoMo ( Maureen Nolan) and asked to share the evening portion of PC'S with a benefit for Maureen as she battles cancer.... and of course we were eager to oblige..... so the tentative timeline has USA v Russia at 6:00 a.m. location to be determined....the Blueshirts dropping the puck at 2:00....a hot buffet served approx 3:30......Mac & Mike (aka Richie Havens)open the festival at 5:00.....the benefit kicks off at 6:00....a second set of music and raffles followed by a second round of the buffet..... somewhere in there I begin speaking Mandarin with a touch of swaheely, hopefully my disguise will keep the knife weilding ninjas away from my thumb..... we have geusts coming in from far and wide.... I'm cautiously optimistic that we ring up one for the ages...a night to remember... celebrating 2 decades of dominance in the 209..... this one will really be different, I'd be lying if I didn't admit to waking up with cold sweats from time to time....let's hope everything goes well... "A diesel Mack comes Rolling down my way.... I can't hit that border to soon"
Monday, January 29, 2018
just wonderin
how many of those brave women that jumped on the #metoo band wagon, went through their CD collection and threw out all the JZ, Eminem etc etc albumds that include reference to bitches and Ho's.....these "musicians" after all are responsible for shaping the mindset and core beliefs of the youngens that listen to their music.....nobody has a problem with that ? NAH....we'll just wear white roses on our Gucci gowns at the gRammys.....that's a powerful statement.....yikes.
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
No fishstix in Brooklyn
Their days are numbered....the Iceladies announced a disasterous plan that will almost certainly result in John Taveres leaving.....with the new Arena not scheduled to open until the fall of 2021 at the earliest ( they haven't received approval to break ground, nor have they secured financing ) and the Barclays aggressively pushing them out.....they announced a proposal to play a split season between the mosoleuim and the Barclays.....ouch.....kind like the KC/Omaha Kings before the promised land of Sacramento.
Tuesday, January 23, 2018
the continous demise of the nfl
in case you missed it.....a U.S. Veterans group applied to take out a full page ad in this years super bowl program....the ad displayed an honor guard with fill colors and a simple caption......#Pleasestand.....at the bottom of the ad was a request for donations to veterans support groups......the nfl said NO FUCKING WAY and rejected the ad...their reason ?? they did not want the super bowl program to become a platform for political statements......I swear to God that was their official response.......so in case you keeping score at home.....the Miscreant, Slobs and Thugs that play in this league can use the National Anthem and a national tv audience as their platform to disrespect this country and our Police Forces' , but a Group of Veterans cannot take out an AD in a program asking/urging the fans in attendance to do what their fucking parents should have already taught them.....STAND for the ANTHEM.....as the ratings continue to dive off a cliff, you really don't have to look too far to find a reason....#boycottthenfl
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
"it's a shadowy world
Skies are slippery grey "......you take a few days off to consume a few cases of beer and you miss a lot around here....the sweater Nite letter was sent out to the masses with great fanfare and was well received as always.....the only complaint came from Dano , he chastised my spelling and grammar.... asked me if I deliberately put mistakes in the letter.....oh well, you can't please everyone as Don McLean would say...... I'm anxiously awaiting the return to the mainland of my brother Steve....he was in Hawaii during the missile inbound panic.... I'm sure he will have some good stories......Our fearless Commander & Chief once again showed he has his finger on the pulse of the nation....he's not afraid to say what mist of us are thinking....the things we say to each other in the sanctuary of the Bar..... .Why are we taking in sooo many immigrants from these SHITHOLE Countries....and why can't we get more Norwegians..... Ronnie would be proud....... special shout out to one of my loyal readers.... Kathy Duffy is turning Hawaii FIVE Oh.... Happy Birthday Kathy.......we were very close to having Kim Jung Uns favorite band Moranbong play some of their hits at sweater Nite....you know...the popular ones... songs like “We Call Him Father,” an ode to the North Korean leader, and “My Country Is The Best!” The music group has been referred to as North Korea’s version of the Spice Girls, a peculiar mixture of Korean pop music and totalitarianism....as the daily caller described them....but sadly they will be performing at the Olympics along with the Army of Beauties Cheerleaders....... equally dissapoiting is the diminished likelihood that Little Rocker man will Nuke the opening ceremony, now that his spice girls will be there.....oh well, we can still dream........" Oh, Jokerman, you know what he wants..........
Oh, Jokerman, you don’t show any response. ( Dylan)
Thursday, January 04, 2018
Rest in Peace
Jamie Morris........ a die-hard Rangers Fan, a Green Bleeding NY Jets fan, a Sweater Nite alumnus and an all around good guy.....he passed away at the ridiculously young age of 51.... fair winds and Following seas Jamie.....God Bless.
Sunday, December 24, 2017
strangest Christmas Eve
1985...Diego Garcia....no comparison.....on a remote tropical island....first time in my life not being home on 76th street for Christmas.....Christmas season started out okay......we got a USO visit on or about December 15th....I worked nights at the airport....the dallas cowboy cheerleaders came in and we got yo drive them 3 miles downton to their rooms in the officers quarters...we had a few laughs..didn't feel like Christmas season tho........95 degrees and sunny.....half the island inhabitants caught flights back to the States for Christmas leave on or about December 21st....the place was a ghost town.....Mess Hall was empty......the "BAR" was half full and lifeless....no flights at the airport from the 22nd on, so we had no mail or work......we barbuqued on the Beach with bonfires on the 23rd....big party for all the unlucky ones who weren't approved for leave......on the 24th....the lone radio station on the island thought it would be funny to play "I'll be home for Christmas" for 24 straight hours......as many different versions as they could find.....over and over and over.....it was funny for about an hour.......turned depressing.....followed by anger and rage.......but we kept listening......I remember drinking Gin & Tonic like it was water , along with about 50 other guys and girls totally drownding their sorrows, as the Palm trees waved and warm ocean breezes flew.....we kept drinking, and Listening to that fucking song......over, and over and over....please have snow....shots, beers, more gin....and mistletoe.....at night came more bonfires....angrier ones......furniture and other items were tossed into the fires...and presents for the kids....as midnight approached , total despair set in.......we felt like total losers stuck on a deserted island as the rest of the world celebrated Christmas.....you can count on me......eventually passed out......woke up in the sand ......stumbled to the mess hall for coffee.....brutal hangover.......what's playing in the mess hall ? I'll be home for Christmas....IF ONLY IN MY DREAMS.
Friday, December 22, 2017
Snap out of it, baby
people are jealous of you....
They smile to your face, but behind your back they hiss"........... and just like that our dear friends have turned on us like never before.... financial aid must cease and desist....no hard feelings....you voted to condem the United States for recognizing Jerusalem as the Capitol of Isreal.... certainly you don't want to accept a handout from someone you condemned.... notable names that Nikki Haley wrote down yesterday (full list of 135 available online) Afghanistan, bangaladesh, Barbados, Brazil, Costa Rica, south Korea, Finland, Norway, France, Greece, Italy, Ireland,Japan, Germany, Netherlands, , turkey, and MOTHER ENGLAND.......we need to especially punish our NATO allies that voted against us when the time is right.....any American that visits or financially supports these countries should reconsider.... interesting that both CANADA & MEXICO refused to condem us....I geuss even our left leaning neighbors would rather be on our side if a fight breaks out...... shame on all the coward's that continue to bow down and try to appease Islam.....it didn't work with the Nazis, they still bombed you to smithereens....it won't work against the sand Jiggs either...you'll see...............
..What’s a sweetheart like you doin’ in a dump like this? ( Dylan)
Wednesday, December 20, 2017
You're a lost Sailor
You've been away too long at Sea ........... interesting tidbit about UFO'S and the Pentagon spending 20 million to search for/ study them....a Navy pilot testified of an encounter with a " wingless tic-tac shaped aircraft" off the coast of California in 2004.....he said it mirrored his fighter jets movements....and then accelerated and dissapeared into thin air......now I drank a lot whilst in the employ of the United States Navy ; and hopefully that fine tradition continues, but I never saw any UFO'S or Martians.....at least none that I remember..... but clearly this is proof that the MARS men are out there.... hopefully they are reading the blog..... speaking of Dano and the Pope....Francis called"Fake news" a sin.....but he said that little Dog in NJ with the hockey Blog is hysterical....thanks Pontiff.... right back at ya..... speaking of Drinking to excess... I sure could go for a cold one....." Now the shoreline beckons, hey there's a price for being free" ( Weir/Barlow)
Thursday, December 14, 2017
20 to life
SWEATER NITE XX is slated for Saturday February 17th....at PC'S BAR & Grill....2:00 p.m. faceoff.
Stop the Madness
So a fella in Brooklyn shot an 80 year old deli clerk to death because the man charged him $2 for a pint of beeeeeer that the shooter thought should only cost a buck fifty..... seriously people... what the fuck has gone wrong with this planet ? Has Satan taken over ? Is this the end of Days ?? Two dollars for a fuckin can of beer ? The shooter should have also shot the store owner, the beer distributor, the people in the apartment above the deli, and anyone else involved in this highway robbery..... enough is enough.
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
Gimme back my bullets
Life is so strange when its changin', yes indeed .....
Well I've seen the hard times and the pressure's been on me .....
But I keep on workin' like the workin' man do .....
And I've got my act together, gonna walk all over you ( Ronnie Van Zandt)....... everybody's busy, so I'll save you some valuable time and just give ya the bullets that Ronnie's asking for.....if you are reading this in the 22nd century, well this is why we drank sooooo much in the waning days of 2017.....•lets start with Kap... the man behind the national anthem kneeling protest, the man who wore socks with police officers depicted as PIGS , was allowed to visit Rikers island , inspect conditions and give a speech to inmates.....•mayor comrade bill wilhelm Deblasio is exploring a plan for the city to sieze privately owned buildings through eminent domain and convert them to rent stabilized apartments or homeless shelters....•the mayor also supports a bill that would force Police to ask suspects if they wish to be searched and to record that on video.....•the President accused a female U.S. Senator of coming to his office soliciting donations and that she was willing to do anything to get them.....•sticking with Trump, ex Ranger Luc Robataille's wife claims that Trump made an aggressive pass at her in an elevator at MSG in the 90's, who didn't ?....•the #metoo sexual harassment movement has moved to the restaurant world and the NFL Network, marshal Faulk, Ike Taylor and Mario Battali have all been accused.....•Jay Z's baby mama sent a cease and desist letter to a small sunset park Brewery demanding they stop calling their latest batch " Bieryonce Pilsner".... scratch head, put another shot of whiskey in coffee.....•speaking of coffee, Comrade Bill is offering $15 gift cards to Dunkin donuts for criminals in NY court system to take a survey about the conditions of their visit to criminal court as a defendant.... questions ranged from "did you know where the water fountains were? " To "were you greeted nicely by the guards at the entrance ?"......... I think that's enough for now....and I didn't even get to page six of the Post or talk about Roy Moore.
Saturday, December 09, 2017
farewell to college joys
we sail at the break of day.....and so the biggest day of the year has finally arrived.......The United States Naval Academy and the U.S. Military Academy of West Point meet on the gridiron in the city of brotherly love for the 118th time.......Navy Leads the series 60-50-7.....but no matter what the scoreboard says at the end of the day , AMERICA wins.......for my betting friends ....I urge and implore you to load up on the NAVY....I have watched both teams.....pay no attention to records.....Navy has 5 losses......3 to top 20 teams ( UCF, @Memphis, @ND).......another on the road to a very tough Houston squad the morning after Thanksgiving, and one clunker on the road at Temple with a QB still suffering from a concussion ( and it showed, the offense was never in sync)........Navy has one glaring weakness......Pass Defense......Army has played entire games without even attempting a pass.....I fully expect a 17 point win today for the Calamari Squids......Anthony Gargulio ( the Pride of Colts Neck High School) will not be stopped..........the weather is the only monkey wrench.....Abbey has been careless with the football at times this year.....the only way Navy does not dominate is if they turn the ball over too many times........as most of my readers know we are having a fundraiser for the game today in PC's Pub in Bayridge......raising $$ for the PAWS OF WAR....a non profit group that rescues dogs from kill shelters and trains them to be service dogs for Veterans in need....stop by if you can.......and Gooooooooooo Navy !
Friday, December 08, 2017
Keep on playing those mind games
FOREVER.......I know I have posted about this before, but on this anniversary of the murder of John Lennon, I can't help wondering what he would have written about the past 37 fuckin years....the highs and lows of his adopted New York City...all the craziness of the world.. .I didn't always agree with what he had to say, But I loved the way he said it......."Love is the answer.....and you know that.... for sure"
Thursday, December 07, 2017
the neighborhood bully
"his enemies say , he's on their land"
let's be honest.....the Palestinians...if they really even exist.....do NOT want peace....they have been offered a homeland before, have been offered and given millions if not billions of dollars in aid....they don't care about their children , they do not want normal life and the pursuit of happiness....they are eerily similar to their African-American cousins.....they won't lift a finger to help themselves and yet still despise and revile anyone that does....they are more concerned or obsessed with the destruction of Isreal than they are with the formation of palastine....critics have warned that President Trumps' acknowledgement of Jerusalem as the Capital of isreal with hinder the peace process.....there is no peace process.....and there will never be peace because the arabs refuse to abandon their position that Isreal needs to be wiped off the map......its time for America to wash our hands and let nature take its course....not another ounce of energy on fake and fraudelent negotiations with animals.....move on.
'he took the crumbs of the world and turned it into wealth.....took sickness and disease and he turned it into health....he's the neighborhood bully ( Dylan)
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
Time rolls on, and the band plays on
And so this upside down world keeps spinning.....good guys don't just finish last , But they are seemingly punished for their character....the NY football Giants have slumped to Arguably their lowest point in franchise history....they have dragged they 2 time Super Bowl MVP quarterback through the mud, surrounded him with an anemic roster, and a lousy coach and somehow blamed him for a 2-9 start to the season.....and how did Eli respond ? Stoicly... Professional and Loyal to the team.....AS ALWAYS.....in this season of the boycott I had already decided to give up my season tickets, but this move hurts.....it reminds me of the dispicable treatment of Tom Seaver...the franchise...by the perennial embarrassment NY Mets.....as much as I love the Mets...a part of me still HATES them.....and now the Giants join that club...... what is done, can never be undone...... I won't forget this , and even after mcadope and Jerry Reese are kicked to the curb....the stinging reminder of the way two GREAT GIANTS....Coach Coughlin and Eli..we're treated will linger....when those smug c*cksuckers Mara and tisch pat each other on the back after a round of golf at Winged Foot, they should know that all their money can't buy them an ounce of the class that Eli displays on a daily basis......... you've got to overlook the madness cause the spirit is blind and the people seem to know what to do.( Jorma)
Tuesday, November 21, 2017
Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer
And so at the Genesis of our week of giving thanks comes news of the death of " no name Maddox" ( so it says on his birth certificate) at the age of 83......his biological father was a con man by the name of Colonel Scott although he was never in the Army.....his mother married soon after no names birth and he was then called Charlie and took his step dad's surname of Manson....in and out of juvenile homes from West Virginia to Nebraska by way of Indianapolis and then stints in state and federal prisons ; he ultimately found himself in the deserts of California in the mid 1960's ....an aspiring singer and songwriter......he befriended Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys and moved into his house, along with his ever growing harem of young girls... through Wilson he met record producer Terry Melcher...and had a successful meeting at Melcher and girlfriend Candice Bergen and Melchers rented house at 10050 Cielo drive..... Melcher agreed to produce Charlie's album and also film a documentary about the Manson Family commune...... shortly thereafter Charlie had a violent outburst in front of Melcher and Wilson at the Spahn Ranch and both men attempted to sever ties.....the album and movie were cxld.....on the night of August 9th 1969 Tex Watson,along with Susan Atkins, Linda Kasabian and Patricia (don't Call me Maggie) Krenwinkel visited 10050 Cielo drive at Charlie's request and murdered everyone inside.... unfortunately for Sharon Tate.... Melcher and Bergen moved out and she had moved in...... most accounts point to Charlie knowing that Melcher had moved out and that the attacks we're meant as a threat or warning that Melcher was next... although some still argue that he was in fact the intended target.... Charlie took a shit load of LSD for many years and felt that the Beatles we're sending him subliminal messages through their music about upcoming race wars.... imagine someone taking LSD and listening to the same band over and over and over? Lol.....if I were to be buried (I which I won't, cremation for me but) I could put that on my fucking gravestone......... YOU may be a Lover , But you ain't no Dancer.... lookout now.
Saturday, November 11, 2017
PRIDE, Power and Knowledge
Very happy on this veterans day morning to be heading to Annapolis for the Navy v SMU game.... filled with pride of this great nation and happy to have done my small part....God Bless the men and women serving today and all who have come before...........
By Severn's shore we learn Navy's stern call:
Faith, Courage, Service true, with Honor, Over Honor, Over All....... gooooooo Navy........Beeeeeeeat Army !
Tuesday, November 07, 2017
Never robbed any churches
Or cut off any babies heads.....he just took the folks in high places, and shined a light in their beds ( Dylan)........ that interesting Dylan lyric was about Lenny Bruce....the original bad boy comedian who faced public vulgarity charges in the early 60's.....Dylan, Ginsberg,Mailer etc all came to his defense......he's long gone, but surprisingly back in the news.....Brandeis University recently reversed course and decided not to allow a new play based on Bruce to be performed at the school because it was written by a white male and they felt it mocked the political correctness movement in general and the left censhorship of conservative voices specifically.....no shit... even I can't make this up....so Lenny Bruce who was known for telling the truth...no matter how brutal...is deemed to controversial to the student left..the student activist said of the award winning playwright Michael Weller...." As a white male, it's not his place to stir the pot "......."Lenny Bruce is dead... he was the Brother that you never had"....Nobel prize winning lyrics.
Monday, November 06, 2017
Wednesday, October 25, 2017
An early present
From your Friends at American airlines.....it seems that the NAACP has alerted spoonjiah nation to boycott American airlines because of a pattern of racism.....note to the rest of the country....if you want a nice flight this Christmas season or if you are traveling for Thanksgiving; be sure to fly American airlines....the NAACP guarantees you a more relaxing flight.
He said the sheriff is near
No, no, no.....NIGER....it's a place in Africa....how many American service men and women have died overseas in the last 20 years ? How many of those casualties were put under the microscope ? How many times were their missions analyzed on the evening news ? With graphics and timelines ? Hell, even Benghazi wasn't covered this closely by the mainstream media until investigations were opened years after the fact......yep.... either the media has a newfound respect for the military and will cover every service member casualty with this type of determination....OR.....there is something specific about this incident that has the media's attention...
.the wife of one of the service members killed embarrassed herself and her family by going on Good Morning America and complaining about the phone call she received from the President......the Navy by the way had 2 collissions in the open seas .... unheard of.....they both resulted in deaths ( 7 on the USS Fitzgerald.....10 on the USS MCain ).....after the initial reports, what more has been heard of either incident ??..............……..........onto and back to Vegas.... seriously...wtf is going on out there ? If you can't agree on a timeline after a month...we have a problem.............. don't hold your breath waiting for the news to pickup two stories from yesterday..... Hilary paid for the Trump Russia dossier.....and the House opened an investigation into the Uranium deal that the rest of us have been talking about for over a year............but of course, the top story everywhere will be Corker & Flake...........................
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
blame it all on the kids or the IRA,
as the bastards commit genocide ( john Lennon....luck of the Irish).......well, I tell you what....on this day....they aint getting away with it......we all know, and most will attest; that I shy from hyperbole, I prefer to downplay situations and let the facts paint their own picture, I avoid conspiracy theories and all that jazz and prefer to march down the middle of the mainstream media road......which is why I waited until I was 100% certain before sharing news of a horrific plot launched by the Lime sucking Skurvy bastard Brits and their cricket playing cousins in Pakistan....against ? wait for it ............SWEATER Nite......I am the 2nd member of sweater nite to come down with a suspicious viral infection that almost claimed my life this past weekend.......the first victim asked to remain in the shadows, and since Mac almost never asks for anonymity , I decide to honor his wish..........Saturday 3:00 a.m. found me in a death struggle......paralyzed in a fetal position with a 103 fever and sweat and syrup pouring out of my body trying to cool off.....followed by hours of violent uncontrollable shivering ...and all the while...all I wanted to do was reach the phone to call 911.....but could not..my poor dog had no idea what was going on...I couldn't even call out for help, all I could do was utter a groan/moan.....doc said I was lucky I didn't have a stroke.....as I realized I was about to pass out before dawn, I didn't think I would wake back up....no shit.....bad, bad stuff.........I went to the doctor sunday.....she said NOT the flu....but an unknown viral infection.....more importantly ...her raised eyebrows and silence when I confronted her about the BrRit-Pak attack on sweater nite, tells me i'm on to something..............this....and many other plots and assanation attempts will be discussed at sweater nite 20.............."well I sat down to my supper....twas a bottle of Red Whiskey...I said my prayers and went to bed......that's the last they saw of me"
Friday, October 20, 2017
I was sitting home alone one night
In L.A. , watchin ol Cronkite on the 7:00 news............*****TRAFFIC ALERT*******TRAFFIC ALERT****gridlock, gridlock, gridlock.....first off.....stay away from Centre Street in lower Manhattan.. .there is a HUGE black olives matter protest happening outside the trial of Wayne Issacs....the NYPD officer who shot choir boy Blackman Larry smalls in a 4th of July road rage incident....... thousands expected to protest... including the Jets and GIANTS......hey....it's their constitutional right...................... also avoid Queens if you can....a large group of protestors demanding justice for Police Officer Brian Moore are expected to trash Starbucks, start fires, block traffic and vandalize their own neighborhood.......and then demand that the government rebuild it.....could get hairy....,.......... lastly..........avoid the Corporate offices of MIRAMAX.....the pink pussy cat hat wearing crowd is having the biggest demonstration EVER against Harvey Weinstein.... woman are coming in from coast to coast to yell ME TOO ! And to change their Facebook status......not sure if the earth will continue to spin after these gals are done.......yep .....it's a gridlock alert......and by now you know that none of these events are real.....why ? You ask ?..... cause Wayne Issacs was black....Brian Moore was white and Harvey is probably the biggest donor that Democrats have......it's 3 cases of selective outrage..............." So I turned it off and went to grab another beer (Dylan, Black Diamond Bay)
Thursday, October 19, 2017
White House Briefing
Chief of Staff Gen John Kelly just gave the best speech that I have heard in 50 years....it was blunt, honest and spoke from the heart, he spoke of his son being killed on the battlefield and of the things we "Used" to hold sacred as a nation..... don't take my word for it.....find the whole speech online.
Thursday, October 12, 2017
Slainte
In a cold steel blue world of senseless killings, anger, angst ,war, civil war and general animosity......comes some news in my little world to smile about.........A Great Nephew of mine was born an hour ago in Los Angeles....on this 12th day of October 2017.....Jude Patrick O'DOWD has joined the family.....named after his grandfather.....God Bless......... anytime you feel the pain , hey Jude, refrain.... don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
Wednesday, October 11, 2017
Hey, ho....let the Bombs blow
Let the Domino's fall, I ain't got control ( Rancid).......and so....as we surmised a few weeks back...the NFL has indeed struck an iceberg, and the wind is blowing stronger from the bill payers....the fans... the ones that keep the money wheel spinning.....fans are angry....sponsors and the network are nervous....and the owners have shifted gears.... just like it took a week for Hillary and the Spoonjiahs...aka the champions of women's rights..to voice outrage over their pal Weinstein the serial groper and accused rapist acts.....so too the Domino of NFL owners is toppling..... Jerry Jones...last seen taking a knee with players on national TV, has now threatened to bench EVERYONE and anyone that disrespects the anthem.....he now $ee$ the light....other owners will soon pump up the patriotic rhetoric to convince us they STAND with AMERICA and despise protestors......the players btw are the laziest simpletons on the planet....I swear to God they don't know what they are protesting....they keep saying That America needs to have conversations....but nobody cares to elaborate.... despite being afforded every platform from print reporters to TV crews, to Twitter, Facebook and every other form of social media to get there message out....to explain their position....to draw the attention they feel is needed to the issues.....and yet nobody says anything.....they just kneel or raise a fist when the camera is on them......Colin Kappernick probably did 1,000 interviews as a star College QB and THEN as the starting QB in the Goddam Superbowl....he had reporters from everywhere on the planet hanging on every word of Super bowl week..... crickets.....all was right with the world.....it wasn't until he lost his Starting QB job that he no longer could stand for the anthem.....and it wasn't until week 3 or 4 ( don't quote me) of his protest did he suddenly say it had something to do with Police treatment of blacks.. he's a fucking fraud and everyone knows it... even the black players.....but yet they kneel.... they will continue to kneel in half empty stadiums..... until ????? Well.....we all know the answer...... until the checks stop rolling in....... follow the$$$....the owners and players sure are.
Corners without exits
Are like questions without answers...and we have lots of them....wtf is going on in Vegas...10 days after the largest mass shooting in U.S. History...we know little.....there now is a major dispute on the timeline between the Police and the Casino.... Police have stated that Jesus Campos ( A Mandalay Bay employee) was shot in a barrage of gunfire, 6 minutes before paddock opened fire on the concert.... that begs the question what transpired in the next 6 minutes ?? Did Campos have a walkie talkie ? Was he armed? Did he call for help or was he lying wounded in the hall ? What triggered the shooting ? Was Campos at the room responding to an incident or complaint ?...... crickets......the hotel says no,no,no...... Campos was first one on scene and was shot after the gunmam opened fire on the concert and just moments before Police arrived on the 32nd floor.... someone is mistaken......my geuss...and it's just a geuss....the Cops are right......and the hotel is worried about lawsuits and holes in their response......sad world if I'm right.
Wednesday, October 04, 2017
Quadlibo
Drinking tomorrow with Brian Duffy and a cast of characters in the village.... let's see if he reads the Blog and mentions this..... I will buy him a shot of Jameson's.
Tuesday, October 03, 2017
Motive ?
This las Vegas shooting is puzzling... I'm not going to speculate on a motive, in a knee jerk , jump to conclusions world, I will refrain...... I do think it's safe to say that this wasn't a case of a psycotic person going postal.... this was carefully planned out and executed over 3 days in the Mandalay.....he seems to have chosen this country music festival for a reason......he checked into the hotel with his girlfriend ID for some reason....he brought 11 suitcases into the room.... either all at once or over the course of several days......he set-up his guns and ammo in multiple rooms and windows in the suite.... probably going from gun to gun as the barrels got too hot to operate......we haven't heard anything from the media about this guy.....( By this time in the Dylan roof shooting we knew his life story, saw photos of his childhood and heard interviews with friends, family, teachers etc etc........but this POS paddock apparently had no social media footprint....no Facebook, twitter, or linekdin....we are told.....was he a registered voter ? No word yet.....his brother is a simpleton.....I saw an interview where he abruptly ended questioning because a reporter stepped on his flower bed......hmm....I hope today we learn more about motive.
Well she was an American girl,
Raised on promises,......she couldn't help thinking there was a little more life..... somewhere else...... After all it was a great big world....with lots of places to run to...........and just like that Tom Petty introduced himself to the American rock n roll scene.....one of the most recognizable and truly joyous Opening chords to a song ( in a category with I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND)..... simple pleasures in life are the most attainable and plentiful..... nothing mean spirited, not complaining about her hometown , just bound for adventure and a little more life... I had to look it up when American Girl was released....it was 1976.....is that possible ? Have 41 years passed since we first heard that song ...... how many times was it played Over the years at Riis Park and the Cabanas in Breezy Pt and every backyard in America, at every fuckin Bar B Que that was worth it's Salt.... I always think of the perch in O.L.A. schoolyard when I hear it... something about those opening chords that make you want stop what you are doing, bop your head and play a little air guitar.... something about all Tom Petty's lyrics that accentuate the simple things.....a beautiful day driving in a car with the radio on.... The highs and lows that we all experience......I hope 100 years from now there is still an America, I hope some kid in a schoolyard hears that song for the first time and holds a wiffle ball bat likes it's a guitar and strums along ...............".God it's so painful.... something that's so close....and still so far out of reach "
Monday, October 02, 2017
The lunatic is in the hall,
The lunatics are in my hall...the paper holds their folded faces to the floor"..........another day in America and another mass shooting.... this one in Viva Las Vegas at a country music festival....as we go to press it's still wrapping up out there....the lone shooter we are told opened fire from the 32nd floor of his hotel room in the Mandalay Bay on innocent concert goers at a country music festival.... they haven't released his name, but they are looking for his Asian female roommate....the shooter is Dead.... I don't have much to say about this yet....will wait for a few Police press conferences to share details and motives..... obviously horrified...I tend to believe that every American has attended at least one concert in their lifetime.....to go from a euphoric state of Drinking a beer and singing along with the band , to watching those around you shot to death ?? .....it just reinforces the world we live in.....in 2017, Everytime you Walk out that door could be the last....and that sucks....news of attacks swirl around like a hurricane, anytime you turn on the TV you sb ready to have your sense of decency assaulted..,................." And everyday the paper boy brings more " (Roger Waters)
Friday, September 29, 2017
If dogs run free, then why not me
The best is always yet to come
That’s what they explain to me
Just do your thing, you’ll be king
If dogs run free....(Dylan).........I was reading the NY Post in early August.... during the transit summer of hell it wasn't easy to get a paper on a daily basis..... some weeks the 7/11 would only have the papers once or twice because I was leaving so early ( usually the 5:03 train )....but on one particular day I was lucky enough to get a post and I think I was destined to read a story about the DEAD DOG BEACH in Puerto Rico.....it was a place that the local inhabitants ( I am reluctant to call these scumbags people) would abandon their dogs.... basically just leave them at the beach to fight for their lives and eventually die of starvation or dehydration....nice people, I hope anyone that Left a dog there is starving and dying right now in the aftermath of Hurricane Maria....but the article was about a NY woman by the name of Christina Beckles...she visited Puerto Rico.....was horrified by the beach, adopted a dog and started a rescue mission called the SATO project...over the next 10 years she rescued 1600 dogs.....at the time of the article she was mobilizing a rescue effort that would bring 200 dogs to the United States in hopes of finding them new forever homes.....a fraction of the number of homeless dogs roaming the beaches there, but a significant impact just the same.... some of the dogs were too old, too injured or too hardoned to rehabilitate, so they tried to get them medical attention or Foster Care in Puerto Rico......her mission was a success...... yesterday I thought about SATO and wondering how they were doing....I was crushed to learn that none of the homeless dogs on SATO beach survived the Hurricane, Every Last one of them killed or drowned in the storm, locals told rescuers that they heard the dogs howling and crying for help....one last insufferable indignity..... I cry for those dogs.....worse yet , when Christina returned to Puerto Rico this week she saw Puerto Ricans that survived the storm abandoning their dogs on the beach..... I will never give a nickel to human aid on that island , but I sure as hell am going to donate to help these helpless pooches....man's best friend....all they want to do is LOVE us....and some men continue to mistreat them.....if I ever win the lottery.... I won't spend lavishly or travel the world.... I will start a shelter for the dogs nobody wants, the sick , the lame, the old.... and I will afford them the chance to live out their days with dignity in a loving environment..................
If dogs run free, then what must be,
Must be,..... and that is all.......
True love can make a blade of grass,
Stand up straight and tall........
In harmony with the cosmic sea,
True love needs no company.......
It can cure the soul, it can make it whole..............
If dogs run free
Wednesday, September 27, 2017
False hearted judges,
Dying in the webs that they spin. ( Dylan)..... lurking in the shadows of this contreversy..... taking temperatures and seeing which way the strongest winds blow are the owners...long after this crop of players are arrested for beating their baby Mama's, suffer career ending injuries or show signs of CTE.... There will still be the owners.....long after fans walk away or pass on and are replaced by new eager different fans ( or not) there will still be the Mara's and Rooney's etc etc...... conspicuously quiet at the moment.... content to allow Raj Goodell to issue a "Statement" on their behalf.....a statement they can either embellish upon at a later date to keep their "players" Happy.....or distance themselves from if the fan backlash is too great....these guys aren't billionaires by accident.....they are not stupid..... nobody offered kappernick a tryout because he was viewed as a problem to the bottom line....not worth fan backlash for a QB who may or may not still be able to play......a defensive end still in his prime that may have assaulted multiple women ?? Different story, if he can help us win he deserves a second chance..... until Friday most owners were in agreement that every player should stand for the Anthem.... what changed ?? President Trumped used one word that frightens billionaires..... BOYCOTT....... suddenly their empire of $$ was under assault.... they let Goodell attack back on their behalf.....but when the dust begins to settle, don't be surprised if Raj is the fall guy..if they feel the fan backlash has legs and is significant enough, they will do an about face, wave the flag and Purge the guilty party's......does Mike Tomlin head roll in Pittsburgh ? I think so... probably at the end of the year, maybe sooner....these owners only see one color.... GREEN.....if the Rooney's look deep into the protests and see the shine coming off their armor, they will act quickly to restore their billion dollar image........"it's only a matter of time til night comes stepping in"
Tuesday, September 26, 2017
Fables of the reconstruction
So yesterday there was much debate about the NFL players protesting our Nation's Anthem... I think the Athletes should have looked Long and hard into the stands the past few years to understand who is buying these tickets and indirectly paying their salaries.... they definitely crossed the line and offended their base....the ramifications will be interesting to see.....on social media I found Steelers fans to be the most outraged by first their teams decision to stay in the locker room....and much worse was coach Mike Tomlin criticising his own player for participating in the Anthem and saluting the flag....#firemiketomlin was trending all day....... one point worth mentioning.....the liberal apologists for the pampered miscreants like to say that the athletes are using this forum to Garner support for their cause..... I say NAY...,.they are seeking attention and could care less about anyone supporting their cause.... mainly because there is no cause....in addition..... athletes have more forums than most when it comes to getting attention, why disrespect the anthem ? Every day of every season there are reporters in the locker room...use those interviews to push your social agenda.....call in to talk radio or preach to your Instagram, Twitter and Facebook followers if in fact it's really about getting your message to the people....take an add out in the Local paper or on a billboard.....you can afford that....or better yet, get involved in your local communities.... show up and sponsor little leagues....spend time at a food bank or visit the hospital...... some players, but I tend to think the ones that do give back to society are also the ones still standing for the Anthem.....as a veteran, I honestly couldn't give a sh*t what some here today, in jail tomorrow miscreant athlete thinks about my flag.....but I also don't want to pay his salary anymore
Monday, September 25, 2017
And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free....... Great song, great sentiment....and it's in the spirit of freedom that I have decided to exercise my right to stop supporting the NFL.... later today I will send an email to my family offering up my NY GIANTS season tickets... I can no longer in clean conscience contribute to these social delinquents...they absolutely, unequivocally have the right to protest, but I too have that right...this issue will probably divide families, friends and eventually stadiums and fan bases...and I'm not going to pay to fund their disrespectful actions towards my national anthem..... would I do this if the GIANTS we're 3-0 instead of 0-3 ? I have to ask that you trust me that I would...... I have endured the lousy stadium, the extortion pre Payment for parking and the deluge of night games, but today I draw the line.... I will take my time and send a letter to Tim Mara echoing the above.....and I won't forget the men who died to give that right to me !
Thursday, September 21, 2017
And it's 1,2,3
What are we fighting for ?
... Don't ask me I don't give a dam,... the next stop is Viet Nam.(Country Joe McDonald)......if you have not watched any of the Ken Burns documentary on PBS about the Viet Nam war....you should try to carve out a few hours or days to watch it on demand......Ken does lean left, but he does an incredible job of digging up photos and footage on his stories..... I'm only two episodes in and I'm already surprised by how much I didn't know..... I won't try to summarize or draw conclusions until I have watched Every episode, but the one snippet that really stuck with me so far, was an interview with a Vet fm Oklahoma or Nebraska who joined the Marines at 17 out of High school ...he said something along the lines that as a teenager in 1960 in the Midwest him and his friends Couldn't even fathom that "OUR" Government might lie to it's people.....wow........ hopefully, if nothing else; the Viet Nam experience taught this nation a healthy lesson in cynicism.....I served in the 80's and I can say that me and my shipmates didn't trust our chain of command.... right up to the Commander and Chief President Reagan....we carried out orders, but never drank the cool aid......we drank Every drop of liquor we could get our hands on.....but never cool aid...... anyway the world is supposed to end Friday night, so I think I will place a huge bet on the Mets just to screw my Bookie.....try collecting in the afterlife ol pazzer.
Monday, September 18, 2017
This is my right, a right given by God
To live a Free life , to live in Freedom.( Sir Paul Mcartney).........the funny thing about freedom, it isn't free at all....it's paid for by some ( not all) every fucking day..... sadly putting a post on Facebook or wearing a " never forget" t shirt Doesn't get it done.... hollow displays of Patriotism don't frighten mohammed... they remain convinced that AMERICANS don't have the stomach for a decades, generations or centuries long conflict.....and when I look around me I see signs that they are right...... never mind the fact that 9/11 is reduced to a day for just the family grieving.... Every one else is back to work, going to ballgames and barely acknowledging the anniversary ( save the obligatory never forget posts) .... some friends and family do a great job of keeping the stories alive, they remind us who was killed and why it mattered.....but too few unfortunately.............last September.....3 days after the bomb attack at the Semper Fi Race in Seaside heights.... I took to social media and made an passionate plea for people to not forget this attack , and to make plans for the race the following year..... I sent an email in March and in April I created a team and sent the link to the registration site.....easy peasy..... I followed that up with two email reminders in June and July and another FB post a week before the race.....we had 6 runners......too bad snooky and JWOW weren't making an appearance.....we might have had 12...so on a day when channels 2,4,5,7 & 12 had tv crews on site...and Homeland Security, the FBI, counter terrorism units, State and Local Police and countless Vets and active duty military came to Seaside heights....far too many New Jerseyians and New Yorkers and AMERICANS stayed away.....the race doubled from 700 the prior year to 1500 this year....not bad.....but it could have been and should have been more... I'll try again next year.... Semper Fi Mother Fucker !
Sunday, September 03, 2017
Good morning AMERICA how are ya ?
In the time honored tradition that I started last labor day, I once again board a train heading to a wedding....nope ,I'm not criss crossing the nation this time, nor am I bound for the Windy City...... nope....this time it's a short skip into the city and then a connecting ride on the LIRR to Westbury....but the spirit of taking to the rails is alive....the sounds of the Grateful Dead from my headphones permeate the skull and settle my weary nerves....cold beer for the second leg of the journey of course.... Don't you know me, I'm your native Son.
Wednesday, August 30, 2017
He said Harvey's a funny name
If you ever go to Houston
Better walk right
Keep your hands in your pockets
And your gun-belt tight
You'll be asking for trouble
If you're lookin' for a fight
If you ever go to Houston
Boy, you better walk right ( B.Dylan)
The media can't seem to figure out how they want to report the story of Hurricane Harvey pounding the 4th largest city in the nation...mixed in with obligatory tales of woe are amusing tidbits of a granny that called chick fil-A for a delivery and instead was rescued by the manager of the store on a jet ski..... hilarious....and the lady who found 2 alligators in her sumberged yard.... jocularity ensued....on the one hand they'd love to blame Trump somehow but aren't sure if they sb criticizing him for not helping the poor blacks...OR to criticize him for helping TEXAS too much ( since he has tremendous support in the state )I've heard both arguments already and the rain hasn't even stopped yet..... there's barely a peep out of the media with regards to Houston NOT telling citizens to evacuate....are they showing common sense restraint ? ( How could you possibly evacuate the 4th largest city in 36 hours....and where would you send 2.5 million people ?)......or Are the media shying away from this issue because the Mayor is black ? Race is at the center of every issue in this country......if the mayor was a good old boy named Bubba he would have already been labeled a racist and accused of placing Dynamite in the levvies.....yes the media is grappling... just wait until someone realizes that the Great Sam Houston was a slave owner..... and the racist bastard killed Mexicans during the war.....my bets on Deblasio to rename Houston Street the Eric Garner Avenue before he leaves office....it's funny, but will be a reality soon.
Tuesday, August 29, 2017
" yesterday I begged you
Before I Hit the ground, all I leave behind me, is only what I found (Hunter/Garcia)....so as I sat in the Walt Street pub, I was bothered by the incoherent mumblings of the ghosts to the right....so much so that I posted a blog entry at 1:50.....I took the 2:08 Train home and repaired to the yard for more delicious beer with my dog and the Grateful Dead.... unbeknownst to me....my uncle Pat had passed away shortly after noon....so those ghosts may not have been random Walt Street pub spirits, but perhaps some people I know..... I sure hope they weren't surprised to see me Drinking beer and betting horses on a Monday afternoon in a dive bar....it's one of the things I do best.
Monday, August 28, 2017
Bring me my pistol
As i sit in the Walt Street pub , listening to the 15 or 20 HOT TUNA and DEAD songs i played on the jukebox, i am Disturbed by the mumbling of the 4 or 5 folks to my right....as i suck on my 8yh...9th....or 15th beer of the day.... nobody is counting... and nobody is a square.....and it turns out.... there's nobody to my right.... just the voices of the invisible dead....not Jerry....but the ghosts that haunt me....and talk about me and Mumble in the outskirts....i can chase them....i choose not...i live with ghosts and spirits.....i just wish they'd buy a fuckin round.
Thursday, August 24, 2017
cristobal colombo
sweater nite 20 is proud to spearhead the campaign to rename Columbus circle in manhattan after Lief Erikson and Saint Brendan the Navigator.....the true discoverers of North America..
Tuesday, August 22, 2017
sunny side of the street is dark
I am quite the cynic when I choose to be.....but I must admit that yesterday's eclipse was pretty cool....hundreds of people came out of their offices and stood on Washington Blvd ( soon to be renamed crispus attucks avenue) to watch the spectacular air show......very different scene than in 1979 when the Nuns in O.L.A. closed the shades on the classroom windows, fearing the eclipse would blind us and make us go Mad..........well Sister Rita Ann....we can still see....but the eclipse may have tainted our water supply as increasing levels of insanity seem to follow that graduating class in 1979......anyhow, NASA was so impressed by the response of ordinary Americans across the country that the said they will have another eclipse next Monday , for those folks who missed yesterdays.....unfortunately tho....ESPN has purchased the television rights and vowed to move the eclipse to 9:18 P.M. Eastern standard time......well until Buffalo 2024 I'll just see you on the Dark Side of the Moon.
Monday, August 21, 2017
it's allright Ma.......i'm only bleeding
Darkness at the break of noon...
Shadows even the silver spoon....
The handmade blade, the child’s balloon...
Eclipses both the sun and moon....
To understand you know too soon...
There is no sense in trying......(b.Dylan)
Monday August 21st 2017......welcome to the eclipse.....thousands of mental patients coast to coast are setting up tents in the Path of the eclipse to see the Moon pass in front of the sun......i'm gonna take a lunch and have a pint in the Lunar Pub in Hoboken and when darkness falls upon the earth in mid afternoon, well......im gonna cut out on my check.....that'll learn em.
Friday, August 18, 2017
"I used to sing on the mountains
Has the ocean lost its way? "....0 (John Bonham).........lots of talk lately about George Orwell and 1984...eery similarities to the current state of this nation.....I quote."every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered... history has stopped".....is this what we want ? Two weeks ago I talked about the "left" and the palatinians not wanting peace because they thrived on hostility and unrest.... they wouldn't know what to do with themselves....the Palastinians are more obsessed with the destruction of Isreal than they are with the well being of their own children.....the left doesn't want equality for blacks, LGBT and the freaks of the day club.... they want to tear down this nation ( literally).....they want to erase our history and rewrite it....they want to expunge the forefathers of this nation...and they are succeeding, not in baby steps, but in leaps and bounds.... they are forcing every AMERICAN to choose a side..... The battle seems more immenent than ever...we are reaching a point of no return....a point where reconciliation is no longer possible....I fear for the future of this country.
Thursday, August 17, 2017
Beauvoir
Truth be told, there just ain't a heck of a lot to do in pascagoula Mississippi on a Saturday night or any other day of the week....and so us thirsty young lads would pile into a pickup truck and haul ass to norleans ... time permitting.....but if time didn't provide the luxury of a visit to the big easy, well; we set our sights on Gulfport and Biloxi.....on one such sojourn I found myself stumbling around early one morn with some shipmates.... waiting for the bars to open no doubt...and we came across a gated palatial estate.....a monument.....a tourist attraction.... what pray tell could this be ? It was the post civil war residence of Jefferson Davis....the one and only "President" of the Confederate States.....shock at first.... followed by disbelief..... followed by anger......I myself not being a civil war historian did not realize that Jeff Davis was pardoned and returned to society after a short time being held in a prison for a trial that never came...... I was forced to do some research and was equally surprised to learn that Mr Davis attended West Point....was a lt Colonel in the Army during the American Indian and Mexican American wars...was a Senator and served as Secretary of War... before resigning and accepting the Presidency of the Confederate States and.....what he thought was constitutionally protected...the secession from the Union.....not exactly the Dukes of Hazard clown type that is historically representative of the white males in the South.....so if you are keeping score at home....it was okay for the colonies to declare Independence from The King..... BUT not okay for the South to do the same....oh but that's a longer story..... anyway I wasn't pleased back in 1989....but I now understand why he was honored and why his legacy was preserved....at least until now.....my story has a happy ending...no not a massage....us Squids found a barge that was a combination Casino and a bar....we drank and gambled and forgot all about Beauvoir....the home of Jefferson Davis.
Stuck inside of mobile
With the Memphis blues again.....I know I have shared this story before...either on the blog or in the dogpark with my peeps....but during that dry dock period of 1989 I was splitting time between Pensacola, fl and Pascagoula, ms.....I used to take a greyhound bus on Fridays back to Mississippi.....that bus made a 2 hour stopover at 4:00 in Mobile, alabamy....being the thirsty young pup that I was and still am, I was always on the lookout for a friendly pub to slake my thirst.....none to be found in Mobile....as I went from bar to bar I was greeted by plaques and cardboard signs that stated "Private Club, Members only"......certainly that was a clever plot to keep the descendants of emperor spoonjiah out of da club.....Shirley once they saw I was a good ol boy they would waive the membership requirement, fling open the doors and welcome me in to have a frosty bud and play a few Allman bros and Skynyrd tunes on the jukebox......not to be......seems yankee dogs are on an even lower rung on the ladder than jimmies......after two consecutive Fridays of being turned away, I gave up....began bringing a six of pints and sitting in a local park during the stopover.....it may have saved my life....one Friday while drinking a beer under a shade tree , I picked up the local newspaper and was reading about the trial of a group of white men that HUNG a black man from an Oak Tree in a Park in downtown Mobile.......now in the late 80's they were trying people from the civil rights movement of the 60's....old cases reopened thanks to DNA and new evidence.....Shirley this was one of those cases.......wrong again.....the public hanging took place in 1987.........who knows.....if bubba and company let me in to one of their private clubs and I started storytelling in all my Brooklyn accented glory, I might have found myself next to reggie McKenzie on the next oak tree.........the deep, dark south.......more to come......next up....Biloxi and Gulfport.
Wednesday, August 16, 2017
memories of the deep , dark south
I am just a quiet unassuming dog with the ability to type.....these tales or tails were overheard by the fire pit in the third person vernacular......in February of 1989 the USS Luce went into dry dock in Pascagoula Mississippi for 6 months.....there is a daily ritual onboard ships that are in port or dry dock that is called sweepers........"sweepers, Sweepers Man your brooms" is the command over the IC....and everyone that is "on duty" that day has to sweep the various compartments they are responsible for and to basically take out the garbage from every trash can and haul everything to the pier dumpsters or the fantail......well the Captain of the LUCE in 1989 was Cdr Lance A. Waters.....LA LAW as he liked to call himself.....well he thought it was be funny and perfectly fitting to play DIXIE over the loudspeakers during SWEEPERS every day.....since we were in the deep south of course.....and one sailor from Brooklyn....a guy who didn't particularly like LA Law, sent an anonymous letter to the Captain posing as an African American sailor and proclaiming to be deeply offended by the playing of DIXIE on many levels...it reminded him of slavery, and was also the rallying cry for the rebels that tried to secede and defeat the US Government....the sailor went on to say that he was next going to contact the NAACP and the Department of Defense........interestingly enough....DIXIE was never played during sweepers again.....this story came back to me while watching the riots in Charlottesville Virginia over the weekend and then again listening to Presidents Trumps remarks......I am NO Nazi.....I don't like the KKK and the KKK hates me and my religion....they also took Joey Ramones baby away.....but I saw fist fights in the street in Virginia.....there were definitely two sides fighting....and yes America...they are both guilty.....neither side had God on their side as Bob Dylan would say.......more on the deep south as I sought out these other stories I have "overheard".........Martians of the future....I am concerned the NSA may be eavesdropping.....we'll talk offline.
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