Saturday, October 03, 2009

that hurts

Poor Teddy Baseball.....this has to hurt ....literally ......he is going to have quite the migraine when they un-Freeze him for the 2019 All-Star Game at the New AstroTurf, multi use, domed stadium in the suburbs of Baltimore , where the Maryland Orioles will be playing by then.

entrepreneur Steve Mac had the right idea in 2002.....we sell "Dead Teds' Frozen head on a stick" bobbleheads at all ballparks.....we would use a Popsicle stick for the body and Teddy ballgames head in a block of ice for the Bobbley part....we would be retired or retarded by now


NEW YORK (AP/1010 WINS) -- The New York Daily News is reporting that Red
Sox Hall of Famer Ted Williams' severed head was mistreated at an
Arizona cryonics facility, according to details from a new book.

In "Frozen,'' Larry Johnson, a former executive at the Alcor Life
Extension Foundation in Scottsdale, Ariz., writes that Williams' head,
which had been severed and frozen for storage, was abused at the
facility. Johnson claims a technician took baseball-like swings at
Williams' frozen head with a monkey wrench.

Williams, the last player to hit over .400 in a season, died in 2002 at
age 83 and had his remains sent to Alcor for cryogenic storage in the
hope that future generations would develop the technology to revive him

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

if i recall correctly it was the blogger who had the brilliant idea to sell dead teds frozen head bobbles.all that mcevoy did was say YEAH GREAT IDEA and WE CAN MAKE A FORTUNE and JUMP ABOUT LIKE A MONKEY and ..well enthusiasm counts . i hope they unfreeze ted and he gets a shot with the monkey wrench
signed finsterdale garbuli