Saturday, August 26, 2023

can't you hear that rooster crowin ?

Rabbit runnin’ down across the road
Underneath the bridge where the water flowed through
So happy just to see you smile
 

Underneath the sky of blue  (Dylan)


This evening under the bright lights of Aviva Stadium in Dublin,Ireland... a new chapter in United States Naval Academy Football is born. The oddsmakers have the squids as 20 1/2 point underdogs.....i think Navy not only covers, but could win the game outright.

My reasons for believing are as follows:

Our new Head Coach was an internal promotion, Coach Newberry was a well liked Defensive Coordinator under coach Ken and i think his transition will be an easy one.

Because of his defensive background i fully suspect a good defensive minded game plan and a close game.

Our offense was getting boring and predictable.....the triple threat option was gradually replaced by a run pass option....the problem with that is our passing game does not force defenses to respect that option....so basically every play was a QB keeper left or right......no more pitches to far outside. I am optimistic that the offensive will return to a form of the triple threat with a big bruiser back that can get you 3 or 4 yards up the middle every down......keep those D Lineman honest and force them to respect the dive into the line.

At QB we have a two headed monster....Tai Lavatai is a better drop back passer, but Xavier Airline is a better runner......these two seniors have 5 Freshman QB's listed behind them on the depth chart....i am anxious to see what the offense looks like....but i am also optimistic.

Our Defense came on strong last year and has had some big games against top notch teams in our Conference..playing ranked teams like Cincy, Memphis, UCF the past few years has really helped when we go up agaisnt a "supposed " power team like ND.......truth is, we have seen and played against better teams than them.

as for ND.....they have a 2nd year defensive minded coach that inherited Brian Kelly's offense....then he lost his O.C in Tommy Rees......so they promoted the O line coach to Coordinator......and went outside to find a new O Line coach......not a lot of experience in that coaching room......nobody sb surprised if they spent some extra time at the Temple Bar and when they were studying films....well they were probably focusing on upcoming games vs Ohio State and USC as opposed to Navy.....and if they studied last years Navy Films, they were watching ancient history. 

Not a lot of experience in the locker room, they lost a lot of guys to the NFL as always...including the focus of their 2022 offense in tight End Mayer....we shall see.

lets face it....ND is bigger, stronger, faster and on paper much better......but the game is being played on grass not paper......last year ND was 3-3 before a strong finish.....i don't think anyone in South Bend or Las Vegas  is taking the squids seriuosly . If we can run the ball and play our bend but don't break defense it sb a close competitive game........Navy 3    ND 42   and of course  2+3= Beeer


Can’t you feel that sun a-shinin’?
Groundhog runnin’ by the country stream
This must be the day that all of my dreams come true
So happy just to be alive
Underneath the sky of blue
On this new morning, new morning



 

Friday, August 25, 2023

every step of the way

 we walk the line

Your days are numbered, so are mine

Time is pilin’ up, we struggle and we scrape

We’re all boxed in, nowhere to escape  (Dylan)


yesterday we had a strange occurrence in the desert, still not sure what happened.....i was locked out of the blog on the home computer, some of my older posts i was told were flagged for inappropriate speech and a warning label was placed ahead of them,  and i was not able to create any new material.

i had to be in the office yesterday, (Yes, even dogs occasionally have to be in the office)  so i tried on my cell phone on train and originally i was blocked there too.....i had to double and triple prove my identity.....they sent me passcode texts and emails that i had to access and acknowlege....at first i was concerned....clearly this was the FBI building a case against me....but then i recd an email from President Trump....he is selling coffee mugs and T-shirts with his "central Booking" photo and the Caption "NEVER SURRENDER" .....and i remembered my High Schools Motto...."The truth shall set you free" and i have never chopped down a cherry tree or admitted to telling a lie.....i have had a few cherry ciders...they are delicious, and every night i lie....my head on the pillow and take my weary rest.......so you see as clear as day that 2+3= Beeer ...........fuk the govt, fuk the fbi, and Fuk Jo Biden.


Well, the emptiness is endless, cold as the clay
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way


Thursday, August 24, 2023

What’s up doc

 I wanted to blog about Swami Rabbitini from the bugs bunny episode in which Brody jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge but my acct was blocked on the home computer….. I think the Govt is trying to censor me….this may be my final post………if you are reading this,  let it be known that Vivek Ramiswamy is my new favorite Swami , sorry Bugs

swami

 Swami Rabbittini was always my favorite Swami...he was the one that drove Brody to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge in the infamous Bug Bunny episode, but Vivek Swami may have taken over the top spot.


i had a whole story i wanted to Blog but I was blocked from accessing my own acct today....i think the govt is trying to censor me, this may be my final post....assuming i can even publish this

Sunday, August 20, 2023

I don't want to shout

 But while we were talking, I saw you nodding out (The Clash)


If you are like me, you are probably tired of calling out hypocrisy, but life in 2023 carries an unbearable burden . the double talk and contradictions are tiring.....where should we begin this day.


Just a few miles from here in Middletown Nj there is battle playing out between parents and the School/State. In Bucktooth Murphy's own backyard no less. Seems the Parents are requesting to be notified if their child asks to change their gender in the classroom. So if little Susie cumquat decides she wants to be known as Sam Sam the Biker Man......well the Mom & Dad wish to be alerted to this obvious case of mental illness. Murphy and his Minions think otherwise.

spoiler alert.... here is where the 500-pound gorilla of hypocrisy arises.

In the state’s lawsuit, Platkin stated that "outing" of transgender, gender-nonconforming and non-binary students poses "serious mental health risks; threatens physical harm to students, including increased risk of suicide; and shirks the district's duty to create a safe and supportive learning environment for all."


Um , excuse me....but this past June and every other fuckin June since as long as i can remember we have had  to suffer an onslaught of PRIDE events.....every commercial....every sporting event, every parade or TV program is jam packed with rainbow flags honoring the LGBTLMNOPQ community....every normal kid is shamed for NOT being a part of this homo lifestyle....Heather has 2 Mommies and Jose's Dad is Queer.....give me a break.......and now we are supposed to also accept that by "OUTING" someone ( their word not mine) we are increasing their risk of suicide.........Bullshit.....they have No problem shoving their pro homo lifestyle down a childs throat but are scared straight by the thought of these same kids hearing the other side of the argument.........they think it's OK for a little Boy to wear a dress and call himself Sally....BUT if Mom and Dad know about this perfectly normal lifestyle it could lead to a mental health crisis........that's like calling the fire Dept today on Maui to report a downed power line......the damage is done.....telling the Parents can only help and will not do further harm to these poor misguided little tykes. If homsexuality and transgenderism are sooo wonderful...if the alphabet soup community is something to be so proud of, then why are we afraid to let these truths see the light of day....why don't the teachers phone home and share the good news with Mom & Dad ? because just like the pedophiles they are, they tell their victim to keep this little secret...just between us......sickening.

Gov Murphy and his administration filed 3 "emergency" lawsuits to protect the pedophile proving grounds from having to tell the parents what the kids are up to. We know this Gov is a Wall Street crook but how deep does his self-hatred run? is this a peace offering to his homo friends at Goldman Sachs that spend millions grooming the next generation of sexual deviants? Is he getting ready to get on his knees for them and beg for the $$ to make a run at the White House? He's and old man , does he have no fear of dying and facing the one true judge?  all the backroom ballots in the world can't save you in the afterlife Phil....i know your jew partners at Goldman don't believe in Hell, but you once did....begs the question, what the HELL happened to you ?


London calling, yes, I was there, tooAnd you know what they said? Well, some of it was trueLondon calling at the top of the dialAnd after all this, won't you give me a smile?


Friday, August 18, 2023

They're selling postcards of the hanging

 They’re painting the passports brown

The beauty parlor is filled with sailors
The circus is in town  (Dylan)



sometimes this world feels like i am watching a train collision about to happen....in slow motion....and we ask ourselves "if we can see it so clearly, why can't they? " The only answer i can come up with is that they do see it, but they want it to happen for some alterior motive.

NYC is moving ahead with their plans to tax people for entering the island of Manhattan in a private vehicle. This is in addition to the regular tolls/Taxes paid for coming across the GW or the Holland, Lincoln, or Battery (Fuck Hugh Carey, it will always be the battery) tunnels. In some cases, during the peak daytime hours; that tax is as high as $26. 

Make no mistake about it, this Congestion pricing will certainly turn the crossroads of the Universe into Desolation Row.

I saw some Sally Jewbroad holding a rally at city Hall yesterday screaming into a Bullhorn about this will save the environment by reducing the # of cars and at the same time provide much needed funding for Mass Transit......well, it can't do both.......if it does force all of these drivers to take the train...well then there will be no revenue raised through congestion pricing to go towards Mass transit......but hey , why let facts ruin a Thursday afternoon protest.
She went on screaming about increased Bike Lanes and faster bus service....i was waiting for her to say that all the people that continued to drive should be forced to wear a Yellow Star on their clothing like the Jews in Nazi Germany.
Of course the unintended (or perhaps intended) consequence is that if your plan is successful and you force people to STOP driving into Manhattan....there is no guarantee that they will take mass transit. After all,  it is a crime ridden toilet bowl of an island that stenches of marijuana, and maybe , just maybe, some of the folks from the outer boroughs and New Jersey will say thanks but no thanks..... wanna go see a play ? no thanks
wanna go see the Rangers ? no thanks
wanna meet in midtown for drinks ? no thanks

There already is a revolt happening in the business communities post pandemic....the workers do NOT want to return to the office today......how about in a few months when they will either have to take NJT, LIRR and or the subway or spend half their checks on tolls....how is that going to play out. If you don't think that major corporations are at least having discussions about leaving Manhattan, then you are naive. 
Nothing happens overnight (except maybe packing a cooler) but this is definitely a game of Dominos...and when they start to fall they take everyone with them. And when the Exodus begins and more of the storefronts become vacant, and tax revenues shrivel up and die on the vine, and the streets and subways are like ghost towns....what happens then ? don't think too hard, just take a look at San Francisco.      2+3=Beeer

And the only sound that’s left
After the ambulances go
Is Cinderella sweeping up
On Desolation Row


Wednesday, August 16, 2023

because a vision softly creeping

 Left its seeds while I was sleeping

And the vision that was planted in my brainStill remainsWithin the sound of silence ( Simon & Garfunkel)



remember the crazy hot chick that demanded to be let off the plane in Ft Worth before takeoff because the person/thing in the back of the plane was not real?  She then disappeared and the only reason anyone searched for her was because she was a smoke show.....and an interesting one at that. 

The airline said she was apprehended at the gate by TSA security....LIE.......airport security has no record for her.

Then they said she was actually taken into custody by local authorities and was ticketed and fined, but they did not know her name.......LIE......Ft Worth Police said they were not there and did not arrest anyone.

Suddenly ....2 weeks after the incident a name was leaked on social media......Tiffany Gomes, a local advertising exec....pics of her supposed million-dollar home were released on social media.....and just yesterday an Instagram acct popped up with a lady that vaguely resembles the airline passenger with a video apology for using profanity, but no mention of the incident that prompted her early exit or what exactly she saw at the back of the plane.

i can't say what really happened.....not because i am sworn to secrecy by the Sweater Nite bylaws, but vecause i honestly do not know. My Guess is that the original lady was captured and silenced by the Govt-FBI- DOJ because of what she learnt on that plane and she now sleeps with the Fishes in the Trinity River....probably with JFK's real killers. 
And Tiffany Gomes was paid a handsome sum of money to impersonate miss hottie and put out a stupid video to end the inquiry.
but hey , what do i know ? besides 2+3= Beer

on my way to Queens today for a final visit to Citifield and to say Goodbye to my beloved Mets.....I will sit in the stands with my complimentary Max Sherzer sunglass giveaway and sip on my $20 can of Coors Light and reflect on all the good times i had rooting for my Miracle Mets.....I'll think about Dano and Tom Daley and the Gary Carter HR on opening day.......and thousands of other games besides, and i will probably shed a tear behind my new sunglasses ( assuming i am one of the first 15,000 through the turnstiles)

And the sign said, "The words of the prophetsAre written on the subway wallsAnd tenement hallsAnd whispered in the sounds of silence"

Monday, August 14, 2023

layin around making butter for the cream

 I know that we seen each other in a dream

My heart starts yearnin' when I'm all alone

So keep on churnin' till the cows come home. ( Ozark Mountain Daredevils) 



well well well.....it seems the top cow at the annual Wisconsin State Fair this past week is named "JIGGABOO" , and now the natives are restless.

The Whisky State Fair board has apologized to people of color for a cow being named after a racial slur, and none of the judges seeming to care or notice.

They even went so far as to change the cows name against his will.....in the official books and records of the fair ( who knew that was a thing) the winner will be recorded as "Puzzle", with no mention of jiggaboo.

when reached for comment Jiggaboo said " it must be a slow MOOOOS day for this to be a top story"

and when reached for comment, Mr Macnab from All in the family said "Two Jiggaboos just robbed Hendersons jewelers "


Truth is i was most excited to get the Ozark Mountain Dardevils into the opening quote.....

oh well   2+3=Beeer

2+3=Beeeer


Keep on churnin'

Keep on churnin'

Keep on churnin'


Sunday, August 13, 2023

Reach for the sun

 catch hold of the moon
They're both too heavy but what can you do?
Reach for the stars, smack into the sky
You don't want to live but you're chicken to die

Oh, you're chicken to die (Hunter-Garcia)



sometimes it feels as though i have rounded that final turn and i am heading to the wire, but instead of Secretariat , i feel like Smarty Jones. Instead of cruising with a 29-length lead and enjoying the home stretch .......i am like Smarty....in a dog fight.....i try firing all pistons but get no response......the tank is empty and the sound of the air escaping silences the crowd as the rest of the field flies by.  i am limping to the finish line, i'll get there, but i have nothing left in the tank.


Run for the money, caught short on the rent
Big ideas but the cash's all spent
The trouble with love is its other face
You just want the cup but you don't want the race

No, you don't want the race 

Friday, August 11, 2023

Tin soldiers and Nixon coming

 We're finally on our own

This summer I hear the drummin'Four dead in Ohio (N. Young)



and now there's one dead in Provo.

as i sit here taking dictation from my very wise dog Matteau Matteau , i reminded him to choose those words carefully. We don't want to end up like Craig Robertson.

Craig Robertson supposedly make some jokes that the FBI said were threats against Dementia Joe and the Kamal Ho. They showed up at his home to "arrest" him and he ended up Dead. Whatever they say happened i no longer believe, and that's a terrible shame that it has come to this....but the truth is they lie. They have lied to the American people over and over again, so why should we believe them now?

this ship will not right itself in my lifetime...and maybe never......maybe democracy is a failed experiment....maybe man can not live in peace with his fellow man as equals......maybe mans desire to conquer and control, to kill or enslave his fellow man is to great to allow freedom to ring for too long......does America see 250 ?  probably.......does America see 300 ?  i doubt it..........2+3+Beeer  ( i hope they don't take any of this as a threat, but if they do....we are unarmed.....i have never owned a gun or any weapons in my life....the only weapons of mass destruction i have is a fully stocked Beeer fridge in the garage.

Gotta get down to itSoldiers are gunning us downShould have been done long ago

Sunday, August 06, 2023

Pretty woman

 walkin' down the street

Pretty woman the kind I like to meet (Roy Orbison)


a glorious Sunday morning.....those filthy unpatriotic lesbians lost to the Prettier Team, and really that's all you can hope for when forced to watch womans sports anyway.

The Beautiful young ladies from Sweeden beat the self-absorbed, self-loathsome, purple haired woke communistas from Dykesville USgay.

the only way this day can get better would be if their plane disappears off radar on the way back to America.

Pretty woman I don't believe you, you're not the truthNo one could look as good as you, mercy

Friday, August 04, 2023

All we need is music

 sweet music

There'll be music everywhereThere'll be swingin', swayin' and records playingAnd dancing in the street  (Marvin Gaye)



why do most Americans distrust the media ? too many examples to  list them all , but basically "everything" they report is first shaped , molded to fit their narrative before it hits tha air...and that includes omission. We have all noticed how years ago they stopped reporting the race of the criminal so as not to let the facts form an opinion on a particular class of people committing all these crimes. "Police are looking for a male approx 5 foot ten inches tall wearing a navy hoodie".....yep, that narrows it down....but now they omit facts and details from their top stories because ? well just because.

Saturday night a black gay dancer named Oshea Sibley was dancing in a gas station in the Midwood section of Brooklyn when they were accosted by a group of teenagers. An argument ensued and Sibley was stabbed to death. The news tripped over themselves in a rush to report the story because his friends said the killers used homophobic slurs and that this was a hate crime against the LGBTQLMNOP community.

And then the reporting took a left turn......very little was said about the suspect and or the OTHER things that he and his friends said to the gay dancers. Despite the Gas station worker telling them exactly what started the altercation and who the suspect was....the media no longer cared.......instead the focus was about a Gay Hero who was dancing to a Beyonce song and how the dance community of harlem was in mourning....but who killed him ?   "Police are looking for a 17 year old suspect"  was all they would say.

dig a little deeper...that is what i do to keep my Sweater Nite friends informed.....when the free world is sleeping peacefully in their beds i am diligently searching Al Gores world wide web to find some answers.

Turns out stymie and his friends pulled up to the Gas station shirtless and barefoot and started an all male dance party to one of Beyonce songs that was blaring from their car stereo.  A group of Middle Eastern teenagers came out of the gas station store and told them to stop.

"We are muslim and we are offended by you faggots dancing" was the exact quote the store owner gave the Police.......the teens continued to berate the dancers with Homo and racial slurs.

This truth was too explosive for NBC -CBS to include in their report....if only the stabber was a white male construction worker that hated Queen Bee. If only we had a group of white Hooligans to pin this on we could run the story all day.......show pictures of their homes and shame their families and friends.

But muslims ? our peaceful religion friends ? we can't report this......Muslims ? the same ones that would behead you if you did not join their religion.....Muslims? the group that has no tolerance for anyone else on the planet and even has zero tolerance towards the non radical members of their own religion......Muslims ? no way we can shine a light on their hatred for homos.....it goes against the narrative.

2+3 = Beeer      sing it Martha


It's just an invitation across the nationA chance for folks to meetThere'll be laughing, singing and music swingingDancing in the street



Thursday, August 03, 2023

that Sheriff yelled as he cleared his throat

 Said come on you dirty hackin' to the district court

Into the courtroom my trial began
Where I was judged by twelve honest men ( Gary Davis / George Thorogood)

well we know that President Trump will not get a fair trial by a DC jury or the media.....but he should be working with his lawyers to put on the trial of the century that even ABC news will not be able to ignore.
In the most recent indictment, they stated that Trump was responsible for the Jan 6 protests because he incited the crowd with false statements about the election. This to me is the biggest Pandora box in history, this opens the door, this puts everything and everyone ON the table.....this is an opportunity to call every crooked, thieving member of the Democratic machine onto the stand....in front of the whole world.....under oath....and force them to say what they knew about shady election practices.
Call Hillary to the stand
Call Greasy Wasserman Seargant Schultz
Call Joe, Jill and Hunter
Call Bernie Sanders
Call each and everyone of them and force them to 
Lie, tell the truth, or take the fifth........but if they take the fifth, how can a jury accept the govt assertions, when the Govt isn't willing to confirm those assertions under oath.
Trump may never win the Presidency again....but he has an oppurtunity to strike a blow against the empire that will reverberate for years.
How can ABC talk about the weather if Hillary takes the stand and denies that Wasserman gave her the answers to the Democratic debates ? and if they do......i think even some of the biggest Trump haters in the country will have to silently admit, behind closed doors and hopefully behind the voting booth curtain; that this is all rigged.
even cnn will have to eventually admit that 2+3= Beeer

The judge he smiled when he picked up his penNinety-nine years in the San Quentin PennNinety-nine years underneath that groundBut I can't forget that day I shot that bad bitch down