Saturday, February 28, 2015

just like Ronnie Van Zandt....a triumphant return to Jacksonville.

Friday, February 27, 2015

silencio batman.....no hay banda

As the sun peaks over the horizon, my stealth Amtrak loco motive sneaks over the Georgia border bound for Jacksonville.... Just like Ronnie Van Zandt before me.....I've returned to the scene of soo many crimes.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

oy vey sarah

Oh Sarah Silverman..... You whiny bitch....your Indonesian boyfriend Barry Obama thinks its okay if Iran gets a nuclear bomb in 10 years......meshuginah..... And you campaigned so hard for him.....and told your Jewish friends to bully their grandparents in the critical state of Florida into voting for Barry Hussein...... Remember sweety ?  I do......all too well......you told young Jews to tell their grandparents in FLA that they wouldn't come visit them UNLESS they voted for Barry....... Looks like you signed isreals death certificate bubbie.

Saturday, February 21, 2015

do you believe in Miracles ?

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!.........35 years ago today.


nhl tonight

from the "youve got to be kidding me files"........this morning, PJ Stock stated and i quote " I never understood why goalies can't play every game without a rest , when all the other players do".

hmmm.........maybe because a goalies ice time is 60 minutes minimum , and 65 plus shootout in a worst case scenario........whereas your best players log between 17 and 23 minutes....maybe more for top defensemen....but still a goalie is playing double the minutes of a forward on a nightly basis....what a maroon.

Friday, February 20, 2015

surfin U.S.A.

Wow the ex Mayor of NYC calls the two time elected President of the United States out on his Patriotism, The Leader of the Free world being challenged for his Love of Country.........first off Rudy is right of course....the full quote stated that he never speaks in the familiar tones of President Reagen OR President Clinton for that matter.....whatever we feel about Bills policies....he certainly loved the U.S. ....born and raised in Arkansas......he grew up going to high school football games, chasing skirts , drinking beer and NOT inhaling marijuana when it was offered to him.......Barry by contrast....grew up in Indonesia eating dogs with his african father and then in Hawaiaa ........how manay Americans can relate to that...or Better yet....how many Americans can he relate to ?  he doesnt feel like a true American because he is not like us, he has a jealousy towards us instilled in him by his father while they were snacking on prairie dogs in the slums of indonesia....he is afraid to come out and show the world his own religion.....he lives in denial.....how that must suck.

But certaainly this is his chance to show the world that Rudy is wrong and he loves his country.....a finger wagging speech to rattle Rudy's cage.......what did he say.....what did he say ? ?

White house Press Secratary issued a no comment statement......"the President wasn't in the room when these comments were made and does not feel it is appropriate to respond"

Trayvon Martin, the Beer Summit, Ferguson or any other event that occured outside his earshot is fairgame to weigh in on.....BUT NOT this.......wow.

Thursday, February 19, 2015

spoiler alert

So I've been watching reruns of madmen..... One of the greatest shows of the past 20 years, and as we gear up for the final season , I have a shocking prediction for how their series ends.

Another series of increasingly embarrassing DRUNKEN escapades.... Don Draper will find himself alone in his penthouse apartment..... Drunk & depressed....... A series of flashbacks of all his mistakes will flash through his mind.....the slider door that was broken at the beginning of series 7 will beckon him to the balcony......a final drink and a cigarette and OFF he goes....... Don becomes the falling man we have watched in the opening credits for the last decade...... Everything comes full circle.

Alas , I've been wrong before.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

leading FM behind

Or talking out your ass ?

Joe biden condemns Russian backed rebels for breaking ceasefire...... Yawn.........meanwhile Putin accuses United States of supplying weapons to Ukraine.....our response ?  Crickets.

Workplace violence, lone Wolf bad guys.  Random acts.......it seems everything is anything.... Except what it really is.....Islamic terror........... You can call ISIS the JV , but words and finger wagging won't stop them........in fact we can trace the increasing bravado of current ISIS back to one fateful day that sent a horrifying message to the middle east that the U.S. was weak.

I was working FM home and watching on TV as first john Kerry ( ol purple heart) and then Barry Hussein himself stepped to the podium and declared military action against assad and His Syrian regime for the heinous act of gassing his own people..... "We are prepared to go it alone, with or without allies or the approval of Congress" King barrak said....." He crossed a line in the sand and now he'll be hearing from me" .....or words to that effect.......... And what happened next ?  More crickets......... The liberal left convinced Barry not to strike....he didn't want this to be his legacy..... So he blamed congress and went back to the golf course...... And the message was clear to ISIS...... Launch aggressive attacks now while this camel jockey is running America...... And they haven't looked back.....each execution more gruesome than the previous one...... Each victim more innocent....... Today we learn they are executing doctors for not assisting in their human organ harvesting....... You read that on CNN, but its out there.


Duff is still waiting for my response to the crusade comments....... Its coming.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

can't do that....against DA rules

So the great spoon in the sky issued a statement through the blackhaus stating he was proud of the way the Chicago little league baseball team represented their city and country........left unsaid was any remorse for the kids in Las Vegas Nd Rhode island that were eliminated by the Jackie Robinson team from chitown and thus denied their spot on the world stage......and a trip to the blackhaus to boot........who cares....why ruin a good story.....at least Michelle didn't call the adults that illegally compiled the team " knuckleheads"

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Kevin Hayes

# 13 is heating up, this kid is a big time player and he's gonna hit his stride for the playoffs and lead the Rangers to the Cup.

Tally playing well.......we faced Toronto twice before Lundquist injury and gave up 11 goals......so 5 last nite is par for the course.

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

just plain weird

The Etan Patz murder trial was interrupted yesterday amidst a positively bizarre incident. Judge Alonzo Rasputin was forced to call a recess after NBC news anchor Brian Williams emerged from the gallery to confess to the crime.......Williams swears he was there and that he committed the crime, but seemed confused when questioned further........."maybe I just remember reporting the story" Williams told his bartender in O'Keefes during the court room lunch break.

Monday, February 09, 2015

American Sniper

I love my country and I served my country, but what Chris Kyle did goes beyond honor, duty and love. I don't care who you are , it is human nature to say after a harrowing life or death tour in a foreign country, that I am done.....I did my part , its someone else's time.....but ...to go back.....and back a third time, AND BACK A 4TH time.......only he can explain that........talk is cheap, coach Coughlin is right.....the commitment Chris Kyle felt towards his colleagues goes beyond words......if you haven't seen the movie, please do so.....you owe it yourself as an American to feel good for a few hours, to be happy, sad and scared....all at the same time....... It sure says a lot about a person when strangers line the highway to see your coffin go by in a Hearst.


I won't touch on the controversy's surrounding this movie, the loathsome self hating liberals do not deserve to be mentioned by name in the same story as this  great American Hero...........see the movie..... And decide for yourself.

Sunday, February 08, 2015

Tally

well its put up or shut time.....not for Tally ...aka Cam Talbot, but for me......I have been the anti-KING....one of the few Rangers fans not enamored with Henrik Lundquist...and we will see how the next 3 weeks go......he played well enough yesterday to get the W against the best team in the league on the Road....but at this time of year there is no room for error......and you have to find a way to win.......get back on that horse tonight at home against Dallas......

Thursday, February 05, 2015

it's on the tip of my tounge

What's the names of that Paul Simon song they keep playing at the Nassau moselieum?

Oh , I remember........ Slip, sliding away....

First half wonders.....the icefags are lucky Bobrovsky is hurt or else's the Bluejax would catch them for the final berth.

Wednesday, February 04, 2015

redouble the vigilence

That's what spoony said the world will do to respond to ISIS burning to death that Jordanian pilot.......words, words and more words.

Jordan took a different approach...... They immediately executed the 2 al queda prisoners on Death Row.....including the horse faced girl that ISIS wanted back in a prisoner exchange.

Monday, February 02, 2015

rambling from the rails

So what's new and exciting on a rainy Monday..... ( not mister Raymond Neowski....that was the Mcevoys dog).

I hated both teams, so I am glad one of them suffered an inconsolable loss.....I wish it was Fag Brady that threw the pick....but I will live with slimy Pete Carroll insisting they called the right play...... "We were trying to waste a play, not even score"........ Really ?...


Even the Starbucks heroin addicts and Courtney Love ain't buying that bullshit..... I am just glad that Dano hit the final in the Kilcar House.

Sweater nite is dying on the vine.....barely on life support..... Stabbed in the back like Ceaser.........for the record, its almost always Presidents weekend......valentines day is the one that moves around, not sweater night.....I geuss I underestimated the power of les miserable.

For all their pomp and circumstance the icefags are barely ahead of the rangers..... They are going out in the first round..... And then packing up the Mayflower moving vans and truckin up to Hamilton in the middle of the night.

Class of 1979......OLA's finest.... Is getting together in the McLaren Room at Pippins for a reunion on Sunday May 3rd......noon start....... Sure hope Duffs working so we can rehash the NFL draft for 6 hours.....mister Flanagan would love that......mac might even start drinking again......" Who is this placekicker from Cal Poly Obispo that the Chiefs drafted? ..we need a d lineman like Curly Culp...not a fuckin kicker, I'll kill Andy Reid on the street... shadup Higgins ...and duff get me 3 more coldskis and buy Ed Podolak a shot of whiskey bwaaaa baaah bahhhski..