give me strength

As Bob Dylan would warble " I don't have the strength to get up and call for another schhott ...and my best friend my doctor, won't even tell me what it is I gottt " I try reading the paper everyday, but some days I put it down and wished that I had a few coldies for the ride in to work. Today is one of those days...... Moron #1....on the cover of the Post is a jackass who took a selfie with a hijacker wearing a suicide vest....I wish be was blown up.... Page 2 delivers depressing news about FDNY overtime.... 10 chaps who earn 85-95 k base......all earned an ADDITIONAL 100k last year in OT.....is anybody looking out for the taxpayers of this country ? Page 3......a half page debate about Brittany Spears Abdominal muscles.... Photoshop or not. Page 4....my personal favorite.... African American subject #1 is accused of shooting African American subject #2.....4 times.....caught on video.... His lawyer pleads for minimum sentence because client has a young son at home.....so ? ?......but there's a twist.....the star witness for the defense is... You should have guessed... Stimey #2.....the victim....he says Nah, he ain't the guy that shot.....video must lie. So I start skimming headlines instead of reading articles. NYC has no money to clean graffiti. Cop claims he was sleep walking when he pummeled Tennant in his underwear. Chicago Murder rate up 84%. Mike strahan dating a 20 year old white girl. US orders Dependants of military to flee Turkey ( a NATO Allie ) And obamacare will add 1.4 trillion to the national debt in 10 years... Happy fuckin Wednesday.... Hey Bartender.

secret unveil

So......it's officially being billed as an opportunity to meet and greet little Josephine, but inquiring minds are wondering if there is another trick up their sleeves at 39 Apple...... Could this be the Dramatic Debut of the World's GREATEST COOLER ?

sad world

Before we get started, repeat after me, Islam is a religion of peace. Does anyone know if there is an APP to change my Facebook profile to the Belgium flag ? No proof yet that this is tied to Belgium beating the U.S. in last year's world cup Spoonjiah the great put down his mojito and Cuban cigar to warn the world not to blames Moslems for these attacks.

let's go to the videotape.

Take a look at the slobs, creeps, miscreants, delinquents, animals, criminals, rappers, drug dealers , sloths and "All Around" bad apples that were trying to stifle free speech and shout down the Donn and his supporters in the Murder Capital of the USA , chi-town. If he draws such a hostile reaction from these mugambos , well......he can't be all bad. #hillaryisgointojail

observations from the Bean Post window vol 97

Phil Mushnick pointed out yesterday that our beloved NY Mets do not have a single Saturday afternoon 1:00 game on the home schedule, and since Sunday games are fair game for ESPN to flex to 8:00 , those slated to start at 1:00 aren't too safe for the defending national league champs. I can't wait for Soccer and the UFC to pass baseball and football in popularity... Maybe then my favorite teams will be back to playing day games. Boston College basketball just finished their ACC regular season without a victory..... Add that to their Football team also going winless in conference play and you have something that hasn't happened since TCU in ....get this.....1954. .....and Rutgers ? One win in big ten football and 1 win in conference basketball.......2 once proud Academic & Athletic schools that sold their souls for TV $$$.....hell, they could go winless with good citizens... No need to bring in rapists, thieves and drug dealers to accomplish that. Funny how hildabeast is mocking the Donns campaign slogan...."America never stopped being great" she quipped.... Reminded me of her reaction to moo-chelles comment when spoonjiah was elected.." For the first time in my life I am proud to be American "........don't blow up the Google search engine....Clinton echoed the crickets. Deblasio says the rise in knife attacks is proof that they are successfully getting guns off the street......even I can't make that up.