Friday, May 30, 2014

only in hockey

It had to make you proud to be a hockey fan...no matter your team...to see the handshake line last night at the conclusion of an ugly series....in particular... My old favorite Brandon Prust...shaking hands and offering a genuine Good Luck to my current favorite Ranger and the man whose jaw he broke...Derek Stepan......... The King and PK Subban too......great series.....classy players... Classy sport.....nobody ran to the locker room like that piece of shit billy smith.....or threatened to kill someone like that slimebag in Boston lucic..........nope...just two sets of adversaries leaving it all on the ice and moving on.

what's that sound ?

why it's Beethovens ODE TO JOY of course....play it Loud, the Blueshirts are going to the Finals.


don't forget to tune in to the lOGO network tonight, they have some old black and white betamax tapes of the last time the icefags were in the playoffs.

Thursday, May 22, 2014

fire collins

So grandy man is hitting .206
Chris young .206
Eric young a healthy .220

And that gold glove center fielder Lagares...?

He is hitting .315

And we still have a 4 man platoon ?

FIRE COLLINS.

Saturday, May 03, 2014

parting is such sweet sorrow

it is with a great deal of sadness that i must pass on the news that the final souvenier from the great Raids on Montreal~ has died.........the ashtray from the Maritime Hotel, a true fan favorite from the outdoor bar at Club Gato is no longer with us.........her passing was a swift as it was shocking.....one moment she was resting on the ledge of the Bar while Val and I shared a Beer watching the Rangers......and the next minute she  lay shattered in a million pieces on the patio....we arent sure if she took her own life and leapt off the bar to her death...or perhaps was startled by a Barking Dog who will forever remain nameless....but the fact is ....SHE IS GONE........a little piece of my past died with that ashtray...........perhaps its a sign from the Gods of Alcohol Abuse that it is time to return to the aforementioned Maritime Hotel ??

Derby Rant 2014

welcome back to the annual derby rant.....a runon paragraph of nonsensible material incorporating all the horsies and arriving at the winner.

DANZA  i screamed to nobody in particular as i awoke from the party with a brutal hangover......i think the VICARS IN TROUBLE, and how could he not be after that INTENSE HOLIDAY.....not just any party mind you, but HARRY'S HOLIDAY.........I sure hope UNCLE SIGH got home okay after takin that RIDE ON CURLIN.....I knew we were in trouble when GENERAL A ROD decided it was time to TAPITURE that fresh Keg at 3:00 a.m..........CHITU ! i screamed...those Brews were WICKED STRONG.....a mans brew, certainly not meant for a CANDY BOY.....it was a good thing we chased them down with shots of WILDCAT RED before the big wiffle ball game.....VINCEREMOS had great control of his COMMANDING CURVE in that strong breeze off the coast of PABLO DEL MONTE.....i am not even sure what the MEDAL COUNT was , but they were made of beautiful CALIFORNIA CHROME.....as the game came to a conclusion in extra innings it was apparent to all just how much WE MISS ARTIE....but the moral is when you DANCE WITH FATE it ultimately lead you to the promised land of SAMRAAT.

and that boys and girls is where every fukin dollar you can swindle out of donald sterling sb spent this glorious first saturday in May.....squarely on the nose of NY Bred SAMRAAT....long live the King.

Minnesota Mike....if your reading this, please weigh in with your picks....I always admire your handicapping ability.....DONN ? not so much.

Friday, May 02, 2014

the self righteous liberal

Let's all rejoice that the bad man has cancer.......yeaaaaaaaaa.......... We are collectively so much better than Donn sterling....... It bothered him that his girlfriend was hanging around blacks...... I wonder how many Father's in America would be even MORE than bothered if their daughters were hanging around blacks ? ?

Should their daughters be taken from the home by protective services ?

Should they be forced to sell their homes and give up custody of their own children?

I read the transcripts..... Sterling is a certifiable douche bag.....but what i didn't read was the part where he killed black's.... Refused to hire blacks.... Supported causes that wanted to deny Black's their right to exist ( see the PLO stance on Isreal and the ivy league schools that worshipped Arafat for a chuckle ).......
Nope.....all I read was the part about being bothered by stiviano association with blacks.....in particular.... His girlfriends association with a man that has tested positive for HIV............come to think of it.....wasnt NBA hall of famer Karl Malone the lead voice for getting Magic Johnson forced out if the league cause he was afraid of catching A.I.D.S ?

Was Karl Malone banned for life ?

Thursday, May 01, 2014

regime change ?

The NBA is making a huge mistake if the 29 owners "force" sterling to sell......we live in a free & capitalist society..... You don't have to like Donald sterling and he doesn't have to like you.....he has broken no laws....unlike the multitude of players that routinely assault wives n girlfriends.... Drive under the influence and are arrested for weapons and narcotic possessions and get s mete slap on the wrist or maybe a suspension....... There are available means to persuade sterling to sell the team........sponsors can cancel relationships...... Free agents can sign elsewhere and fans can choose not to attend their games......but to force him to sell sets an uneasy precedent........ Who's next ?  Boston or Phoenix need a regime change because they draft too many white guys ?.......Utah has to sell to someone willing to relocate the team cause we don't like Mormon values ? .......jay zee gotta sell cause he uses the N word ?........where does it end ? I understand the argument that sterling is hurting the image and thus value of the league.....but I reject it....the only team sterling is hurting is the clippers.... And that alone could prompt him to sell on his own......to be fair...he must be a shrewd businessman to acrue such wealth n power.....I doubt he will hold on to a dwindling asset out of spite.