Friday, April 27, 2018

LIKE A STEAM LOCOMOTIVE

rollin down the track......he's gone....GONE......and nothins gonna bring him back......he;s gone. Rest in Peace my Friend....YOU were one of kind , I miss you already.

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

"come writers and critics

Who prophesize with your pen, and keep your eyes wide the chance won't come again" b.dylan........ah the media....they smell blood in the water....there is a fraternity of jerkoffs at Syracuse that made a few stupid videos mocking blacks, gays and the disabled....real obnoxious stupid shit, but no real story or surprise.... worth about a 45 second blip, a few suspensions and let's move on..... BUT Noooo....this story grew legs. .. I have seen about a dozen different students, a pshycologist , local residents and at least one faculty member interviewed over the past 72 hours..all echoing the same sentiment...shock, anger, etc .......these frat guys are assholes yes, but they weren't trying to over throw the government and nobody was killed....but still channels 2,5 &7 we're camped out on campus, showing footage of the outside of the frat house were the video was supposedly filmed.... .it's funny ( not really), but I barely remember a peep out of the media when freshman Tim Piazza was indeed killed by his Penn State fraternity Brothers in a drunken hazing ritual.....and then an assistant football coach told the frat boys to erase text messages, and then they all lied to investigators and tried to erase security tapes, and they left Tim dying on the floor in the basement of the frat....and then a Kool aid drinking member of the PSU football cult, a Pennsylvania magistrate tried to dismiss all the charges before the DA brought the FBI into the case.... I don't remember the media camping outside the football stadium asking for interviews and student reaction....the complacent murderers are still awaiting trial on minor charges ( the more serious ones were apparently dismissed) although good luck finding details online.... it's as though it never happened.....rest in peace Tim, some of us will never forget......."don't speak too soon for the wheels still in spin....and there's no telling who that's it's naming.

Monday, April 23, 2018

Catch the Bull at 4:00

Why walk alone, why worry when it's warm over here ( Cat Stevens)..... Charging Bull might need some help from ole Cat Stevens to stay where he is at 2 Broadway..... having come to his senses and agreeing to move that snotty little shit, mutual fund prop; fearless girl.....POS Walter Wilhelm aka deblasio....has apparently decided to also move the the CHARGIN BULL...... seems I was right all along..... they too now realize that fearless girl means nothing without a big, bad symbol of male prosperity to challenge.... she's pointless, worthless and would probably tip over or rust without a bull or something (anything) to blame for her lack of Ascension up the corporate ladder....so the asswipe mayor is considering moving both statues to broad Street in front of the NYSE.... somebody better get in deblasio ear and give him some godfatherly advice..... leave the gun , take the canolis....or in this case...... Move the little girl , Leave the Bull alone.

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Oh say can you see

Flag Day June 14th 1994, the Stanley Cup Rangers, and it all started with Mister John Amirante from Cardinal Hayes High School in the Bronx; attempting to sing the National Anthem.... I was standing in my perch of Row F , seat 18, in section 419 and I never heard a word..... the greatest start to the greatest night in team history.....for 35 years Mister Amirante graced the ice and our Shrine of MSG at 33rd & 8th, and although he passed yesterday, he will remain a part of that cup forever and will never be forgotten...∆∆side note∆∆.... Valerie and I attempted to hire him to sing the Anthem at our wedding in 97, but it was logistically impossible..... .Rest in Peace Mister Amirante.

Monday, April 16, 2018

Thank YOU, thank you

Or as they say on 13th avenue or in parts of Astoria...Gracia Gracia.... having finally she'd some negative energy from the fan base, the NY Metropolitans are off to the greatest start in franchise history.... thanks to Pat Molloy for stepping off the Metsies bandwagon...... incidentally, Pat missed Wilmers walkoff yesterday as he and Jerry Whalen we're complaining that there was too much foam in each pint of Guinness at the Bayshore Colombian Social Club.

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Hockey predictions

Bluejax over Caps....... Penguinis over low fliers....... lightning over Satan...... Toronto shocks Boston..........out west....... SMASHVILLE over the lanche.....da Wildings over the Jetskis....Kings over Vegas..... Schaefer Sharkies over the quack quacks............. ultimately I see the Press coming out of the west....verses the winner of Toronto v Tampa.....alas... I have been wrong before....

We reserve the right to refuse service to you

Your friends are all on welfare, and you call yourself a Jew ?" ( K.Friedman)......so Bank of America....( I own a lot of stock in this company) announced yesterday that they will no longer be lending money to Remington Rifle and other companies like that....not because of inherent risk of being repaid, but rather because BofA doesn't like the fact that Remington makes legal assault rifles.....let that settle in......begs the question.....can a publicly traded company make business decisions based on social agendas ? If yes....why can't a baker refuse to make cakes for a homosexual wedding ? It can't be good for one Goose and not pass the gander test for other geeses....Jesus did someone say geeses......the hypocrisay of the left knows NO boundaries.

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

You may fire when you are ready, Gridley

Those of course were the words of Commodore Dewey ( who would later have the honor of having the bar Dewey's flatiron named after him)....Dewey was talking to Capt Gridley onboard the USS Olympia at the battle of Manila Bay....but I'm working on a theory today that suggests those are also the words of special prosecutor Robert Mueller to President Trump.....you see Bob Mueller was appointed to this position in May2017....or as we say in Brooklyn...11 fuckin months ago....to look into reports of collusion between the Trump Campaign and the big bad Russians during the election.....a big fat zero in that department....so it obviously evolved into a witchhunt .... looking under rocks and in closets everywhere and anywhere to find SOMETHING on Trump.....manafort, Flynn etc etc....go after them and maybe they will spill the beans.....and nothin.....so now with enough egg on his face to whip up a dozen ommelettes.... Mueller is trying to provoke Trump by raiding his lawyers office and turning the investigation into a Stormy Daniels movie.... Mueller, I think; would love to have Trump fire him in a rage.....it would be bad for Trump....it would turn Mueller into a superhero of the left and most importantly, it would spare him the embarrassment of having to wrap up the investigation and admit that he has NOTHIN....... just a theory, but worthy of consideration.

Monday, April 09, 2018

Sweet Dreams

And flying machines....and pieces on the ground.( J. Taylor)......in the wake of the horrific accident on the Southern State last, the motorcoach carrying high school students from Kennedy airport to their homes in Suffolk county; the students from the Marjory stonehim Douglas school of acting, hyerbole and attention seeking have called for an immediate ban on busses and every student has also agreed to give back their daddy's car and WALK to school from now on.....or until Katie couric hosts a special edition of Good Morning America from the gymnasium.

Friday, April 06, 2018

The little rascals

Buckwheat, Stymie and all of the our gang rascals crawled out from their caves when the TV man done showed up..saheed vassell was a good guy and everyone knew he had mental issues and wouldn't hurt a fly.... problem is the folks that called 911 didn't know OR didn't mention....all they said was there was a man pointing a gun at strangers.....the people that DID know saheed ? They didn't try to help or alert police that an emotionally disturbed man was acting up.....so the police raced to the scene to protect the public and saheed points a metal object at him ( a gun they were told by 911 dispatch) and so they shot him...... I feel bad for the deceased, but the crown heights creetons that took to the streets to protest should look in the mirror..... and then burn in hell.

Tuesday, April 03, 2018

Amazon

President Trump's misguided rants against Amazon have cost me thousands in unrealized gains.... I could dissect and beat back all of his silly statements one by one , but in an effort to save time I'll stick to one issue.....the Prez , and many talking heads accuse Amazon as being the downfall for brick and mortar stores and mom and pop shops.....false.... greedy landlords and overzealous development are the problem.... how many strip malls and banks do we really need ?? It's excessive rent hikes Everytime a business shows a profit that is really killing the bricks and mortar.....let's use a Bar as an example.....you can't buy beer or social interaction on Amazon ( yet)...but how many highly successful bars close every year because they can't keep up with the rent... ( See Langans in midtown for a close to home example )....bars, small stores and retailers are forced to jack up prices and eventually go out of business....rent protection and restrained development are the answer...not tearing down one of the greatest American success stories.