get on the horn with your travel agent

well now that sweater Nite has been announced as Feb 24th , it is time for Brian Duffy to quickly book a trip to Calabassas, or a cruise through the straits of Hormuz or a suprise party for Molly Rose's pet goldfish "Eduardo" or something, ANYTHING on that same day.....we all know our favorite bartender (North of 94th street) will NOT show up at Sweater Nite....it's a tradition as old as the hills....the letters go out , and 48 hours later i get a "Cant make it " text from Duff......maybe if I promise him that K-Mac is not coming and that Mcnuttley IS...we shall see....