Saturday, May 03, 2014

Derby Rant 2014

welcome back to the annual derby rant.....a runon paragraph of nonsensible material incorporating all the horsies and arriving at the winner.

DANZA  i screamed to nobody in particular as i awoke from the party with a brutal hangover......i think the VICARS IN TROUBLE, and how could he not be after that INTENSE HOLIDAY.....not just any party mind you, but HARRY'S HOLIDAY.........I sure hope UNCLE SIGH got home okay after takin that RIDE ON CURLIN.....I knew we were in trouble when GENERAL A ROD decided it was time to TAPITURE that fresh Keg at 3:00 a.m..........CHITU ! i screamed...those Brews were WICKED STRONG.....a mans brew, certainly not meant for a CANDY BOY.....it was a good thing we chased them down with shots of WILDCAT RED before the big wiffle ball game.....VINCEREMOS had great control of his COMMANDING CURVE in that strong breeze off the coast of PABLO DEL MONTE.....i am not even sure what the MEDAL COUNT was , but they were made of beautiful CALIFORNIA CHROME.....as the game came to a conclusion in extra innings it was apparent to all just how much WE MISS ARTIE....but the moral is when you DANCE WITH FATE it ultimately lead you to the promised land of SAMRAAT.

and that boys and girls is where every fukin dollar you can swindle out of donald sterling sb spent this glorious first saturday in May.....squarely on the nose of NY Bred SAMRAAT....long live the King.

Minnesota Mike....if your reading this, please weigh in with your picks....I always admire your handicapping ability.....DONN ? not so much.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The favorite, California Chrome, is my pick.

Besides liking his BRIS speed figures he brings form similar to that of the 2004 winner, Smarty Jones. Also, it favors him that top contenders, Hoppertunity, Constitution, and Cairo Prince bowed out and other serious prospects like Top Billing, Honor Code, and Shared Belief fell by the wayside earlier in the year. In other words there ain't much left to seriously challenge him!

The projected pace scenario favors California Chrome, who can wait to offer his best stride entering the stretch run. I'll take a $5 profit on a $2 bet with this horse.

Best of the rest - Danza is training well and could do well with a favorable trip.
- Medal Count has trained forwardly over the main track at Churchill Downs and closed boldly on the far turn of his last two starts.

tomcat said...

interesting.....i do have chrome in my ex's and trip's....but i have him with Samraat & Dance w Fate....i will take a closer look at Medal Count & Danza...

Anonymous said...

ANOTHER WINNER!!! I only bet him straight up (but Danza did come in 3rd)