I was sitting home alone one night

In L.A. , watchin ol Cronkite on the 7:00 news............*****TRAFFIC ALERT*******TRAFFIC ALERT****gridlock, gridlock, gridlock.....first off.....stay away from Centre Street in lower Manhattan.. .there is a HUGE black olives matter protest happening outside the trial of Wayne Issacs....the NYPD officer who shot choir boy Blackman Larry smalls in a 4th of July road rage incident....... thousands expected to protest... including the Jets and GIANTS......hey....it's their constitutional right...................... also avoid Queens if you can....a large group of protestors demanding justice for Police Officer Brian Moore are expected to trash Starbucks, start fires, block traffic and vandalize their own neighborhood.......and then demand that the government rebuild it.....could get hairy....,.......... lastly..........avoid the Corporate offices of MIRAMAX.....the pink pussy cat hat wearing crowd is having the biggest demonstration EVER against Harvey Weinstein.... woman are coming in from coast to coast to yell ME TOO ! And to change their Facebook status......not sure if the earth will continue to spin after these gals are done.......yep .....it's a gridlock alert......and by now you know that none of these events are real.....why ? You ask ?..... cause Wayne Issacs was black....Brian Moore was white and Harvey is probably the biggest donor that Democrats have......it's 3 cases of selective outrage..............." So I turned it off and went to grab another beer (Dylan, Black Diamond Bay)