The outlook wasn’t brilliant

for the Mudville nine that day;

The score stood four to two with but one inning more to play.

And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,

A sickly silence fell upon the patrons of the game.

Breaking News out of Flushing Queen’s....it is now apparent that the infamous cheater Carlos Beltran was stealing signs back in 2006 and he knew what pitch Adam Wainwright was gonna throw and he still struck out.....Effin Bum.......I must admit this couldn’t have worked out any better for me.....I was angry and distraught when my beloved Mets hired the most despised ex met to manage....but oh so sweet the revenge of seeing him step down in disgrace without even getting to spring training....couldn’t happen to a bigger dirtbag than old Carlos.....good riddance to bad rubbish

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;

The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,

And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;

But there’s finally joy in Metville as Carlos has struck out....AGAIN!