Thursday, March 09, 2023

i went back to ohio

 But my city was gone

There was no train station
There was no downtown  (C.Hynde)


Sweater Nite is very happy to announce we have backed out of a new international alliance with the tiny Hindu nation of Kailasa.
The USK (United States of Kailasa) reached out to us after their triumphant agreement with the city of Newark.
A quick Google search at the insistence of Mr Matteau Matteau soon uncovered that the USK does not really exist, sadly all they have is a website....but that didn't stop the Mayor of Newark "Ras Ras cisboom Barraka" from hosting a city hall press conference welcoming two women in hindu gowns and bizarre arm tatoos and handing them official proclamations of their historic agreement. Newark insists no money was sent to the fake nation, but time will tell.

Well, I went back to Ohio
But my family was gone
I stood on the back porch
There was nobody home

2 comments:

alvarez said...

you may think this is funny, but the vegetable who was installed and running this once great country probably makes the newark parasite look like Einstein.

put that in your bong and smoke it...


alvarez

alvarez said...

exhibit A:

On Wednesday, the Biden White House celebrated International Women’s Day by presenting an award to a biological man who believes he is a woman.

alvarez