Thursday, August 20, 2009

pistol shots ring out in the barroom night

well...the National Weather Service this morning reluctantly confirmed what we suspected all along, Hurricane Bill has a personal vendetta to settle with "honorable Eggroll".

Thats right friends, for the 1st time in the 137 years the Service has been trackin weather patterns in the Atlantic, a CAT4 storm has made a 90 degree right turn and is bypassing Fla, Bermuda and the Carolina Coast....this bad boy is baring down on Cape Cod after word leaked out that the eggmesiter would be vactioning with the family and rubbing elbows with the Dead Kennedy's on Martha Cleary's Vineyard.


stay tuned to this blog for dramatic updates as they unfurl.

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