taking an indefinite leave of action to save his marriage ? ?
lets say i am skeptical to say the least, maybe they are lawyering out the finer points on their new marriage agreement, you know things like Elin can't make sweedish meatballs more than twice a week and Tiger can't sleep with Porn Stars...minutia.
but even if any of that is true, knowing what we now seem to know about the worlds greatest golfer, I am certain that a part of him is saying.
" i will sit out the Masters and watch your ratings drop through the floor board , I will keep out of sight on that final Sunday when that Mick Harrington and Spaniard Garcia battle it out with NOBODY watching or CARING , and when NIKE and BUICK decide to scale back on their advertising, when tickets on stub hub go unsold, when the galleries dwindle and hotel rooms in Augusta are vacant because my following of 20 somethin knuckleheads no longer feel the need to attend the Masters in person and follow me around, when every last scoundrel at the PGA finally admits that I ..TIGER WOODS am bigger than the game itself.....that's when I will return to play Pebble Beach and save the world , with my loving Elin and our adorable children ( How many times did Jim Nantz call them adorable? it better have been double digits).......and I may never win another tournament , but the world of Golf will live in fear of my retirement"
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thats it exactly tom cat lets assume he had skanks texting him at most tourneys and that ball n chain elin kaukonen or nordgren was always around and he had to sneek out for a hand job at wendys ..thats alot on your mind right? yet he still sinks every putt from 22 ft. now its all in the open he comes back wipes the field out and takes jacks record in 4 majors hail the mighty tiger
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