disturbing story coming over the wire this hour......seems an enraged Steve Mcevoy verbally assaulted "Chuck" Staten Islands loveable Groundhog (and official mascot of GroundHog day) this morning for not coming out of his dwelling and declaring summer was just round the corner.....the Maniac Mcevoy followed the vocal attack with a more substantiated beatdown with some MTA issued rakes, garden Hoes and a sledgehammer ......through a spokesperson affiliated with the Bay Ridge Saint Patricks Day parade Mcevoy issued the follwoing statement.
"This Fu*kin critter has one lousey job to do all year....just come out of your taxpayer funded cave and see your shadow and tell everybody theres no more snow, for Gods sake...everybody wants to go to Riis Park and Bay 14 and drink some dam beer, am i right? nobody wants to shovel anymore"........sadly the whole incident probably could have been avoided....it turns out Mcevoy was actually in front of the Polar Bear Exhibit at the Staten Island Zoo( not Chucks little House in clove Lake) and he attacked a rare hedghog that was a gift of the nation of New Zealand.....AND ...adding insult to injury......he was a day early.........when told groundhog Day was actually tomorrow, Mcevoy threatened to have his lawyer Al Nahass sue every fukinbody..
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