Hockey predictions

Bluejax over Caps....... Penguinis over low fliers....... lightning over Satan...... Toronto shocks Boston..........out west....... SMASHVILLE over the lanche.....da Wildings over the Jetskis....Kings over Vegas..... Schaefer Sharkies over the quack quacks............. ultimately I see the Press coming out of the west....verses the winner of Toronto v Tampa.....alas... I have been wrong before....