chick peas

 

Hear Ye, Hear Ye......beeeer me.

As President of Sweater Nite I felt obligated to address the security questions that have arisen over the past Fortnite. 

First, it has been verified that the Chinese Balloon and the 3 other things we shot down were in fact sent into US air space to gather/steal information about Sweater Nite 25.

And Wang Sore, the runaway U-Haul driver that terrorized Bayridge was in fact a Malaysian spy working for Xi Xi Pingpong . He was on a suicide mission to takeout as many skaters as possible (did someone order takeout?) Thankfully he fell into my trap and was operating under a fake dossier with aged documents that showed Sweater Nite would be held at the LieF .....when he saw that only Mike Gallagher was in attendance, he realized he had been duped and then jumped the curb and made a Beeline towards PC's. 

After a brief consultation would our security team of Cleary, Cleary and Cleary (aka Cleary, Cleary and Cleary) we have decided to change the password to gain entry to Chick Peas .......

wait...wasn't that the old password?

Yes...and therein lies the brilliance of the plan, Our enemies will waste countless hours trying to crack the new code, nobody will ever suspect that we replaced the old password with the very same password...GENIUS .......meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

it's only Tuesday.....5 days and a wakeup.

stay tuned for developments.

Downtown there’s another disaster

Pig’s head and a loaded gun

Day by day things are going faster

Get off the street the killing’s begun