don't know much about History

 Don't know much biology

Don't know much about a science book

Don't know much about the French I took  ( Sam Cooke)

as this shortest of months draws to a close i can't help but feel a little cheated by this Black History stuff.

I have been sitting on the edge of my couch and listening to every kernel of information about this wonderful species of the African -American. It seems the finest doctors and wisest lawyers and the best Chefs, were all African American. They singlehandedly won world war 2 while accepting no credit, they owned Central Park before the white man stole it and they  wrote all the best movies and songs in American History. I am wondering when during these last 2 days of the month they explain how and when this species was wiped off the earth and replaced with the modern day Shine ?  you know, the gun totin, turnstile jumpin, drug dealing, wife beating, welfare collecting sloth that immediately poisons and destroys every neighborhood he graces. don't spoil it for me, i am excited to see how this plays out.

seriously though....it is disturbing to see how demeaning society is towards the blacks . I wonder if deep down they realize that or even care. Today's white America trips over itself trying to find a black person that they can shower with praise for any reason. This morning on local news was a story about the fire Departments in Northern Jersey that held a special dinner to honor all of the Fire chiefs who were black. No specific deeds of heroism were mentioned or honored....just skin Color. It's as if society is saying that we think so little of your ability, initiative and intelligence that we are stunned when we find one or two of you actually assimilating into society and become productive members of the human race.....stop the presses, let's hold a dinner in his honor.......amazing.

Don't know much about algebra
Don't know what a slide rule is for