Wednesday, August 16, 2023

because a vision softly creeping

 Left its seeds while I was sleeping

And the vision that was planted in my brainStill remainsWithin the sound of silence ( Simon & Garfunkel)



remember the crazy hot chick that demanded to be let off the plane in Ft Worth before takeoff because the person/thing in the back of the plane was not real?  She then disappeared and the only reason anyone searched for her was because she was a smoke show.....and an interesting one at that. 

The airline said she was apprehended at the gate by TSA security....LIE.......airport security has no record for her.

Then they said she was actually taken into custody by local authorities and was ticketed and fined, but they did not know her name.......LIE......Ft Worth Police said they were not there and did not arrest anyone.

Suddenly ....2 weeks after the incident a name was leaked on social media......Tiffany Gomes, a local advertising exec....pics of her supposed million-dollar home were released on social media.....and just yesterday an Instagram acct popped up with a lady that vaguely resembles the airline passenger with a video apology for using profanity, but no mention of the incident that prompted her early exit or what exactly she saw at the back of the plane.

i can't say what really happened.....not because i am sworn to secrecy by the Sweater Nite bylaws, but vecause i honestly do not know. My Guess is that the original lady was captured and silenced by the Govt-FBI- DOJ because of what she learnt on that plane and she now sleeps with the Fishes in the Trinity River....probably with JFK's real killers. 
And Tiffany Gomes was paid a handsome sum of money to impersonate miss hottie and put out a stupid video to end the inquiry.
but hey , what do i know ? besides 2+3= Beer

on my way to Queens today for a final visit to Citifield and to say Goodbye to my beloved Mets.....I will sit in the stands with my complimentary Max Sherzer sunglass giveaway and sip on my $20 can of Coors Light and reflect on all the good times i had rooting for my Miracle Mets.....I'll think about Dano and Tom Daley and the Gary Carter HR on opening day.......and thousands of other games besides, and i will probably shed a tear behind my new sunglasses ( assuming i am one of the first 15,000 through the turnstiles)

And the sign said, "The words of the prophetsAre written on the subway wallsAnd tenement hallsAnd whispered in the sounds of silence"

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