Thursday, October 31, 2013

unconfirmed reports

SOOO...I get a text from FORMER head linesmen Chaz Higgins who says he's drinking in the public House on 41st & Lex with "the Snake" Ken Stabler and Dan Fouts and talking about the icey afc title game in cicny  and Ghost to the Post and he insists that obama had a press conf earlier in the day and stepped to the microphone and told the assembled media " I got nothin to say....Let's Hoop"

this needs to be confirmed before eggroll reports me to homeland security, the NSA or Blossom as a traitor.


sweater nite Blog Welcomes back DAN WOODS who lost the web address.....no doubt chancellor merkels spy's hacked his computer and deleted it.

bredders cup this fri & sat....my picks to follow

Navy invades south bend on saturday...I hope Coach Kelly doesn't kill anybody.

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

doctor, doctor.......mister MD

Can you tell me, what's ailing me.

where do we start ?   well , when did we elect Jay carney as President of these United States ?  he's the only friggin clown you ever see before the cameras anymore...first sign of trouble and spoonjiah goes runnin for the hills....and ol Jay is left to answer questions and misdirect the press.

spying on Germany ? well for Chrissakes I HOPE SO.......i wouldn't trust those lousy Hun Bastards for a minute....we HAVE to use every technological edge we possibly have to spy on everyone....trust nobody....don't ever apologize for spyng, that's why we have SPY Agencies.

back to health care......where are those douche bags that showed up on the white house Lawn in Lab Coats to hail the signing of obamacare back in 09 ? ....how many of them still support the affordable care act.

These moronic republicans that are pushing legislation to grandfather in everyones old health care plans must stop.......it's barry's plan....let the democrats find a solution or suffer the consequences....don't offer this jackass a escape plan.

hockey....remember hockey ? it is a hockey blog.......very happy to see they have taken my advice....gone are the Grey and black or Navy jersey that everyone was sportin a few years ago....Dallas brought back some bright Green, and Carloina added a few bright red stripes......everyone seems to have added some color to the dismay of the multitude of gang bangers who follow the NHL.

lastly.....eggroll is officially on notice  as a Person of Interest in the the case of the Leaky Secret......we don't think he is telling tales....but he may know who is.....more to follow.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

deeeee fault....deeee fault

Rosemary started drinking hard...and seeing her reflection in the night.(b.dylan)

not that anyone would agree....but heres how i see it.
Yesterday began with Harry Reid making nice, and the Republicans talking about a deal to extend the debit ceiling till February, reopen the govt and gaurentee we would not default at this time........certain not a conclusion....but another stay of excution.

then the commander in chief went on ABC evening news for an exclusive interview......first the obvious absurdity....the nation is on the brink of economic default, the entire world is waiting and watching....and a sitting president grants an exclusive interview to 1 Network.......not a press conference to all to cover objectively....but an interview with 1 network.....and i suppose the chosen ones at ABC will continue to call the president out on his failures and report the news honestly without a favorable slant to special interviewee...what a joke .......but it gets better......in the middle of his primetime schmooze.....old barry declares that the American people were so outraged with the Tea Party Republicans that that they will think twice about "calling this play" again ( the old jock that he is cant avoid a sports analogy)....the Republicns will quietly slink away, give him a debt increase and bow their heads in the presence of the King.

and somehow....the talks broke down right after that interview aired....coinki dink ? i think not.......but you'll never hear the networks utter a word .....at least ABC won't.....and if NBC and CBS ever want the Golden ticket of an exlusive interview with the leader of the Free World...the better start marchin in line....Zig Heil !

Sunday, October 06, 2013

Drink to the Foam

Congrats to young Dan Woods on being named the Grand Marshal of the 2014 Bayridge Saint Patricks' Day Parade....a wiser choice could not have been made.

and congrats to the 3-1 Squids of Navy for Crushing the Air Force and refusing to let Govt slimdown rain on their parade......the Air Force Band, Cheerleaders and Cadets were not allowed to travel, but the Navy Band stepped up and voluntered to play the Air Force Alma Mater at Games end....Classy Move.

Friday, October 04, 2013

Miriam Carey and the ELF

So within hours of the incident, the mainstream media in LOCKSTEP rushed to report that Miriam Carey was  A) Crazy   B) Depressed   C) Suffering from Post Mortem Depression or D) all of the above.

what they that won't tell ( even if it were true) is that she left behind a note saying that she was being terrorized by Extremely Low Frequency vibrations....or ELF.......some skeptics will say that note never existed, and maybe it didn't....but maybe it did.....and in a nation where the press is extremely biased towards one political party........it is not only possible....but extremely probable...that the media would be in cohoots to cover something up.

now the spoon in chief , the man who hates wall street and blames wall street and the banks for everything from global warming to derrick roses knee injury...is concerned for wall street.....he's now worried about the stock market going down.....more accurately....he is hoping it does....so the mainstream nitwits will blame the Govt shutdown...and force the Republicans to give him another blank check to fund canoe building in hawaii.......and after waggin his finger at Boehner and shakin his head in disgust and tellin the camera we were on the brink of economic catastrophe...he skips town and goes to a rally in rockville maryland where he was greeted by throngs of fellow spoonjiahs,

back to the Capitol for a second.....pretty fuckin bizare for a single Mom , who had a great job as a dental hygenist, and owned her own apartment to decide to drive to D.C. with baby on board for no particular reason and lead the police on  a chase that endangered her child and lead to her own death.........should we really wrap it up in 3 hours and move on ?????  or does this warrant a closer look......will we ever find out what the FBI found at her apartment in a massive search a mere 3 hours later ??

ELF

Thursday, October 03, 2013

Govt slimdown

silly story today on the 4:00 a.m. news about how govt analysts involved in investigating terror threats are on furlough as a result of the slimdown and how some intelligence will be missed and ultimately we will be attacked.........no mention why these folks were not deemed essential and thus exempt from the slim down or whom ultimately decides essential from non-essential......we all know the military is not impacted by the slimdown.....maybe these analysts are just taking up space.

interesting tidbit about the military academies getting a waiver so they could play the football games this weekend.....whereas Air Force and Army both utilize Federal assistance to fund their Athletics Programs, the Naval Academy Athletic Dept does not....all Navy Athletic teams are self sufficient......basically the sale of tickets, TV rights, and apparel finances the whole lot..........business as usual for the Squids....Excellene never graduates !

Saturday, September 21, 2013

lowlife dodgers

the los angeles dogers should have been arrested for tresspassing in the Diamonbacks Pool after clinching the NL west.....i will take great pride in watching them loooose in the playoffs.....i am dissapointed the Arizona players didnt come out of the clubhouse with bats and confront them on the spot....it was a classless move by a bunch of guys who have never won anything ....and it shows.

so the president will negotiate with putin, assad, the UN , the muslim brotherhood or anyone else.....BUT...he wont negotiate over the budget, and it's the republicans fault if the government shutdown next month...interesting......i don't remember him saying all this as a kumbaya candidate back in 08......he was going to be the president of all the people....sit down and talk with adversaries...open dialouge....beer summits.......geuss not.

Boehner need to buy add time during Monday Night Football and pose a question to the nation...."if obamacare is so wonderful, why do these groups want an exemption ? and then list all the groups that want out starting with the AFLCIO and the Teachers Unions...and then close the commercial by stating " Don't take my word on the subject, I am a lying Republican just like obama says....But Maybe you should ask the groups that want the exemptions to tell you whether obamacare is good for America"

Thursday, September 19, 2013

ELF

no, no, no.....not little people....Extremely Low Frequency, or ELF......that's how submarines communicate to each other and thats how we telepathically alert bartenders that we need addittional drinks......so our boy Aaron Alexis etched that into the barrel of his assault rifle.....and the rush is on to declare him crazy and move on.........he shot a few rounds into the ceiling of his apartment in fort worth cause the lady upstairs was making too much noise......who hasn't done or wanted to do that ?   So he shot out the tires of some construction vehicles that were working on the house next door to his in seattle.....again i say, sounds reasonable...........so he told police in Rhode Island that he was being stalked by a microwave and intense vibrations ?  just another saturday around here...........this guy was on to something....there is too much noise in society....everybody is loud.......we need to communicate via ELF......or start shootin..........Good luck in the afterlife Aaron....fare well and following Seas.....just another product of the United States Navy.

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

tunnel to towers

YES Indeed.......I am once again running the Tunnel to Towers.....hope to see some familiar faces there on 9/29 , rain or Shine....

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

shame

its a shame more of the facebook phonies, the ones who change their profile picture to some iconic image of the World Trade center every September and Vow for all the world to hear to NEVER FORGET...couldnt drag themselves out of bed on a glorious Sunday Morning and run 5 miles in memory of a fallen Bayridge Comrade......oh well....until next labor day...never forget.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Tuesday, September 03, 2013

whats a few missiles amongst friends

so i watched the sec of state on friday....ol purple heart kerrey.....the vietnam protester himself....and he practically linked syria to everything from the kidnapping the Lindberg baby to some minor forms of cancer.....these are bad, BAD people....and America is willing to go it alone, for to turn a blind eye would be the equivalant of participating in a genocide......then he backtracked, and said absolutely no troops on the ground, not an open end committment, just a few strategic missiles to save face.

Whitehouse spokesman Jay Carney went so far to name potential targets , talk about ship based missiles and a loose timeline for the attack.....maybe special donors could watch the events unfold from the war room with hillary and barry.


Then the Commander in Chief spoke.....America will do the right thing, no matter what...."Our Oldest Ally" France was on our side he said....a deliberate insult to England....bur America was willing to go it alone.

then he bactracked and fgured he would drag congress into the act, so if it failed or there was any backlash he could deflect blame onto congress.

i have never been so emberassed to be an American......we are the laughing stock of the free and unfree world.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

plain as the nose on yer face

even if its a pancake squished nose like "Precious".

seems the Commander in Chief had different opinions when he was a candidate


As President Barack Obama weighs military action in Syria, it remains unclear whether he will first seek congressional authorization.

It is clear, however, that Obama once thought such authorization was necessary.


the President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation,” candidate Obama told The Boston Globe in late 2007. He added that the president can only act unilaterally in “instances of self-defense.”

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

correct me if i am wrong

So here is what I am thinkin....sometime last weekend ol purple heart kerrey convinced the House Nigger ( its okay to say that these days apparently) that hillary's botfriend, that great reformer assad had used chemical weapons against his own citizens and killed a lot of kids....and now...NOW mind you...it was time for a little show of force....going on letterman and mocking Putin could only go so far, NOW we needed to bomb something........and spoony agreed....BUT Jay Carney reminded him that he was giving a big Speech to commemorate MLK march on washington and the I have a dream speech 50 years ago.........even barry would have egg on his face if he were to show up at the 50th anniversary of a peaceful Black Leader after having just bombed a foreign country without Congress, the U.N. or his chicago professors approval.....and so they collectively said...oh what the fuck, lets wait till the weekend.....its labor day....maybe the limosine liberals wont even look up or notice from their hamptons barbques.....and so we can expect a show of force within 72 hours of reminiscing about the Mountain Top..........considering MLK's death spurred  jessie,farrakhan, sharpton, obama & co.....we would have been better served if he had lived.


Big blizzard coming for the Superbowl......so says the farmers almanac.

Monday, August 26, 2013

assad the great reformer

Oh hillary....what are they doin to your man....no , not bill.....your other guy.....assad...the man you referred to as a great reformer....and now, just becaused he gassed 3,000 of his own people, a lot of them kids, with chemical waepons...everybody wants his head on a schtick.......maybe its time barry drew another line in the sand......wasn't that a great coincidence that on the 1 year anniversary of obama warning assad NOT to use chemical weapons, he gassed everyone.......no stranger than the outrage in benghazi over that tastless hollywood movie makin fun of moslems....when was that again ? oh yep....sept 11th...weird.....well at least those rebel rousers are in custody......ahem, i mean, they were in custody until they were released.

Friday, August 09, 2013

gone ....but never forgotten

RIP Jerry

There is a road, no simple highway


Between the dawn and the dark of night

And if you go no one may follow

That path is for your steps alone





Thursday, August 08, 2013

HOUSE is the key

so how is it that Daina Sawyer and all the other networks talked about Paula Dean multiple times during her ordeal....even opened the evening news with that story when the food Network fired Paula for admitting she used the N word 20 years prior.......and yet Hugh Douglas in a public drunken rage called his ESPN cohort a House NIGGER and an UNCLE TOM....i havent seen that anywhere except the NY Post.....espn said it is aware of the incident and is looking into the matter........Rae Don Chong ( an actress) also called Oprah a House Nigger....not much made of that either......i geuss the lesson is that it is OK to use the word NIGGER....as long as you preface it with HOUSE.

Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Nagasaki.....your next

on the anniversary of Harry Truman announcing to the world that we dropped an atomic Bomb on Hiroshima, thus bringing the most eveil empire of all time to its knees......shaka zulu goes on Leno to talk about a terrorist threat in the middle east.....how far have we fallen ?....its amazing these 2 Cubs fans can still smile over a beer .