not so HAPPY TOGETHER !!

Gadzooks.....we have an intruder in the sacred pond......an unwanted , uninvited, snapping Turtle has found it's way to our little fishy oasis......and he is eating the inhabitants....Myrtle the Snapping Turtle was spotted yesterday afternoon at 1300 hours zulu time......swimming just below the surface from side to side with his ratlike tail above the surface.....snappin turtles ...in CASE you did not know....eat goldfish.......yipers mel kipers....my pond has 117 goldfish at last census......but the population of fishy town may be dwindling as we blog......it was one thing when Mr Mrcibbits the frog gallopped up the street from the Shrewsbury River...he never bothered a soul .....but this trespassing turtle is turning my fishees into snausages.......what to do, what to do.......I may have to scan the internet to find the natural enemy of snappin turtles....I hope its not alligators.......and oh by the way....the Statue of St Francis has been fired for snoozing on the job......How can the Patron Saint of Animals stand by and do nada while the genocide of goldfish pond is happening below his nose?.......to be continued I am afraid.