A.P. 13:00 zulu tango ossified-o
The Railsplitters of Lincoln High School were delighted to announce one Den Dasdas Nolan as their new head Coach of Lady Splitters Varsity Basketball team. "There ain't a team in Coney Island or any other Island that can beat us now" Coach Nolan was heard to quip as he exited a hastily called press Conference at Peggy O'Neils of Cyclone stadium fame. It was not clear if he was ducking out on his tab or just trying to avoid Johhny Imb ………basketball pundits in and around PC's Pub were debating what adds to staff coach may announce……..this is a hotter topic than President Elect Mccains Cabinet come November , Hari Rohl was heard to tell Lev and Tommy Mcgill……It also should go without saying that the Lady Splitters are now the official High School Girls Basketball team of Sweater Nite…..and this log..
Hats off to Uncle Den Den…..for he's a Jolly Good Eggroll , he's a Jolly Good Eggroll , he's a Jolly Good Egroll……not even Dano can deny.
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