Sunday, April 26, 2009

CAPTURED ! !

at approx 7:oo pm this evening , near the backyard shed at 42 edgewood ave , fugitive #1 ...AKA Myrtle the killler snapping turtle was apprehended.......NO , NOT BY Dano Cousteau , but by none other than Gravey....Top Watchdog in Monmouth coutny and a killer in her own right......it appears that Myrtle first became ensnared in a discarded tomato cage and thats when Gravey pounced......Chloe next door gets an assist for arriving on the scene for backup , but it was Graves that pinned this elusive foe.....sadly, before the killing was done, Valerie got the pool skimmer and saved the turtle and walked him down to the SHREWSBURY River....one can only hope his wound prove mortal , for I would not want to be a goldfish in the Harry Kalas Memorial Pond should that ornery Turtle return.....but if he does, we will be serving turtle soup in Club Gato for days to come.

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