i saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

 Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain

He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks
For to get a big dish of beef chow mein (Warren Zevon)

at first i heard the story about the chinamen delivery guy in queens that was shot dead on his moped...it sounded like another senseless killing in our beloved NY.....but thankfully the NY Post has shed some light on the matter and it turns out it was quite justified.......you see the shooter knew the deceased...in fact they had been arguing for months.....turns out the dead guy was shorting the shooter on Duck Sauce when he delivered his food from the Great Wall restaurant.....i can empathize...seriously; who amongst us can say they never wanted to kill a delivery guy who skimped on a condiment or napkins or untensils....whatever....kudos to this guy for acting on his anger....maybe now the next delivery guy will put extra noodles and Duck Sauce in every bag......at least we can hope.......of course i jest, the deceased sounds like a really decent human being, it's not surprising in 2022 that he was murdered over something so trivial....makes you wonder if there really is a higher power....can you imagine standing at the pearly gates and telling the guy next to you in line that you were killed over a beef about Duck sauce ?

my new favorite hobby is answering all these spam calls that come to the house......i let them go through their opening speil and then i start demanding to know "what they know about Hunters laptop"....i start getting louder and louder....i tell them  " you called me, what do you know about the friggin laptop"? i want answers God dammit.......they usually hang up right about then.....so much fun.....i get 3 or 4 calls a day.....never gets old.

Hockey playoffs started with a bang.....i almost forgot how intense , fast and furious this sport is when you get into the elimination stages......the first 20 minutes of Rangers action had my blood pressure up about twenty points......i was pacing my bar and talking to myself by 7:30 .......Thank God it settled down for 2 more periods and triple overtime...........honestly...a long playoff run really takes a toll on the human body......and i'm talking about the fans, can't imagine what the players are going through.

i was a big winner Monday night...........I LOVED the Oilers and Tampa Bay ........but thankfully i put my phone back in my pocket and bet Nothing.......addition by subtraction...i'm getting wiser in my old age.

derby saturday......i may shy away from Mo Donegal after he drew the #1 slot......starting to lean towards MESSIER......hmm....no surprises there.......i also like White Abarrio...but it's still too soon whippersnapper.

and of course Shadoobie is playing the Redrock this Saturday right after the big race, but it is an outdoor show, so it's weather permitting.

I saw a werewolf drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's

His hair was perfect

Ah-hoo, werewolves of London