Jack and Jill

 went up the hill,

each with a dollar and a quarter

Jill came down with $2.50

ooooooh, what a Fking Whore (Andrew Dice Clay)

quick hit today......the sweet irony of the dumbass first Lady, after all the pandering and ass kissing she has done to the spooonjiahs , and what thanks does she get ? zippo.

Doctor Jill made a stupid statement after the woman ncaa basketball championship ( who knew girls played basketball and had their own tournament) but the first surgeon suggested that in addition to the black as midnight LSU tigers, that perhaps the corn bread lilly white Iowa Hawkeyes could be invited to the White house too....ya know, as a sign of sportsmanship.....yaaa.....tball....everyone wins a participation ribbon ....competition is bad.

Angel Reese , the Doctor Zira of the LSU Team said No Thanks....we'll visit the obamas instead.....we'll go see Michelle and Barrack.....ouch Jill....that has to hurt........two young hip cats like you and Joe having your street cred challenged  .......where's Charlamagne the God when you need him.....Cmon Man, Angel ain't really black if she doesn't like the bidens......

meanwhile in an unrelated story....in addition to China and Russia breaking Bread......Saudi Arabia has extended an olive branch to Iran .  say what ??  our Ex Friends are cozying up to our enemy ? how did that happen ? well after Dementia Joe called them out and painted them as an evil Nation, and vowed to make them pay for the killing of Koshoggi  ( before fist bumping the Crown Prince KSM and begging them to produce more oil) the Saudis decided to go in another direction........spoiler alert, OPEC is cutting oil production by 1 million barrels a day.....it's not too late to get on the Fossil Fuel bandwagon.......XOM-CVX-BP-EPD-XLE  ....a literal license to print money.

Our strategic Oil Reserves were at 575 million barrels a year ago....the POTUS has sold over 200 million barrels of that oil to the Chinese under the fake premise of lowering prices at the pump....the reserves will have to eventually be replaced, most likely at a much higher price as oil creeps closer and closer to $100 a barrel. ......remember when Pres Trump wanted to topoff the reserves during the pandemic when oil futures were trading below $1 a barrel ?  I do .

i'll leave you with a Henny Youngman Quip......Raised in Bayridge and he was cleaner and funnier than any of the clowns today

I called my Jewish lawyer and asked him if i could ask him two questions?

He said sure, what's the second one ?