Turkey or Notre Dame ?

who goes under the microscope this Sunday afternoon as I quaff a few pints in the yard to slake my thirst ? I turn to my wise canine friend Matteau , but he thinks we are talking sandwiches and votes emphatically for Turkey. Alas we discuss the fighting Irish of Notre Dame, the Golden Dome , the shining light at the top of the hill, the school that wouldn't lower their academic standards for Urban Meyer and yet welcomed the murderous lech Brian Kelley with open arms......last night was ugly in South Bend.....4 scholar athletes from the football program arrested when a routine traffic stop turned up marijuana and firearms.......not to be outshined by his mates.....a fifth player under mister Kelley's guidance got into a physical altercation with an Indiana State Police Officer and was arrested for assaulting the officer. Let's lead a cheer for filthy criminals.....rah rah ree.