Sunday, October 04, 2020

we think we know what we're doing

 it don't mean a thing,

it's all in the past now,

MONEY changes everything. ( Cyndi Lauper)


out of an abundance of caution and few more almighty sheckles the world of sports have sold its soul to the "highest " bidder.......hypocrisy itself has never even dreamt anything as hypocritical as collegiate and professional sports....


The Big Ten climbed onto its soapbox in early August to announce they were postponing Fall sports until the springtime because the health and well being of their students and student athletes was paramount....take that SEC.

The PAC-12 , not to be outdone; said hold my beer.....we cancel fall sports entirely because we are even MORE WOKE than you.....high fives in the boardroom....we are so liberal we make AOC blush.


The ACC - SEC and most smaller conferences said.....um...okay....but we are playing........Notre Dame now without any opponents on its schedule decided to play an ALL ACC conf schedule (with the exception of a USF exhibition game... how convenient).


without much fanfare and or TV cameras onhand , the Big Ten and Pac-12 $$$quietly $$$ reversed course and decided to play fall FOOTBALL....did we get a vaccine ?   are football players now immune to china flu ???  or did the intoxicating smell of Greenbacks lure these Principled, Noble Conferences to their knees ?

the nfl ....winner winner chicken dinner........when the 3-0 Titans ( scheduled to play the 3-0 Steelers Sunday at 1:00) suddenly had initially 3 cases of Wuhan Flu....the league....out of an abundance of caution.....was willing to postpone the marquee matchup 36 hours to play on N$ation$l TV on monday night.......because the xi ping virus only lasts a day or two.......then 16 Titans tested positive on Friday.....dratts.....the game HAD to be postponed 3 weeks.......luckily though Cam Newton (of the beloved ratings Patriots) tested positive....and Jackpot...they are slated to play Super Bowl Champs KC Chiefs.....so out of an abundance of blah, blah, blah....the games will be played on Monday or Tuesday Night....depending on which sitcom or reality tv show has the worst ratings and will be bumped for this Exciting Game.......guaranteed Roger PSL Godell has quietly advised both teams to put a lid on new tests until after the Neilsen rating have been counted....


She say, "Money, honey", I'd rob a bank, I just load my gun and mosey down to the bank.

Knockin' off my neighborhood savings and loan,To keep my sweet chiquita in eau de cologne. ( Barlow-Weir)

**happy belated birthday to John Perry Barlow**


2 comments:

D E A D said...

My record skipped
To keep my sweet chicita
To keep my sweet chicita
To keep my sweet chicita

D E A D said...

There is the whole crazy CIA hippy tie In and JPB son of High ranking Secret Service types is at the center of it ..