Wednesday, June 19, 2024

so there i was at the bar

 just me and the Delaware destroyers  (G. Thorogood)


well....actually the destroyers weren't with me....but last night i was slinging back icey old pints of Yuengling in a Bar called the Twisted Penguin in North Myrtle Beach....i was poised to watch the Florida Panthers win their first Stanley Cup, but alas; it was not to be. I was taking in my surroundings in great detail with the hopes of sharing this anecdote somewhere down the road....the cast of interesting characters, the bartenders, the bingo game that seemed to be a big hit on the patio....the only person on the scene missing was Lord Stanley's Chalice.


probably just as well they didn't win......story would have had to be enhanced a la sleepy joe bidens fake recollections.....because the Twisted Penguin closes at 11:00 on Tuesdays'.....so we had to retreat to the condo on the beach to watch the third period....what the heck kind of story is that....anyway...rest in peace Uncle Bosie and Go Cats Go.........next shot Friday Night ......happy kwanza to all who celebrate juneteenth........don't forget to watch Roots in reverse ....so it has a happy ending.


He said the clock on the wallSay three o'clockLast call for alcoholSo what you need?
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Note to aliens

After you arrive and conquer earth

Please look up Juneteenth and Oakland California

That will explain a lot

Alvy

Also

2 + 3 = beer