401-Keg

This gem comes to us from us Johnny Pooch....sound advice for all to follow, assuming you live in a state where they give ya a nickel back...

All:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 worth Nortel stock 1 year ago, it would now be worth $49.00...

With Enron, you'd be left with $16.50 of the original $1,000.00…

With WorldCom, you'd have less than $5.00 left…

If you purchased $1,000.00 worth of Delta AirLines stock, you'd be left with $44.00; if you bought United Airlines, you'd have NOTHING left….

BUT…if you'd purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer a year ago, drank all the beer, and recycled the cans, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily, and recycle.

This is called the 401-keg-plan.