Monday, January 24, 2022

news alert

 24jan2022 washington 0'9hundred zulu

disturbing report out of DC this morning....it seems yesterday while watching the Rams and the Bucs game, the CIC got nostalgic and went out on the White House Lawn at Halftime and was tossing the Nuclear football around. Pentagon spokesperson R ADM Jack Duffy confirmed many accounts that the President was telling his dog Major to " Go Long" , and then sent the Nuclear codes spiraling to absolutely knowone......Major of course is the Presidents dog and he was back in Rheboth Beach, DE after being banished from the White House for biting staffers earlier in the year...." The Leader of the free world often plays with the dog , even though the dog has been gone for 7 months" Duffy went on to say." we just don't have the heart to tell him because he really loves that dog". there was no confirmation if the tossing of this football actually resulted in the launching of a Nuclear weapon towards Russia, The Ukraine, Chicago or West Palm Beach....stay tuned to this bat staion for more.


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