LIES, drippin off your mouth like dirt

 Why, why you have to be so cruel?

Lies, lies, lies I ain't such a fool ( Jagger-Richards)

and the hits keep coming for that old farm boy Tim........seems he is a bit of a serial liar....

Fantasy Island says in 1995 the All American high school football coach was being chased by an unknown vehicle and so out of fear for his safety he sped up..........later when the vehicle turned on their flashing lights ol Tim pulled over.....he says his years as an artillery soldier have left him with a hearing impairment and so he couldn't understand what the Police officer was telling him to do during the field sobriety test... ...he says the Trooper let Tim drive his own car to the station and was given a speeding ticket and allowed to go home....he says he wasn't drinking and the drunk driving charges were dropped.

The truth is Tampon Tim was drinking.....he then got behind the wheel and was clocked at 96 MPH in a 55 zone.........he failed the field sobriety test and was driven by the Police to a local hospital where he was administered a blood test which confirmed he was above the limit (BAC .128 verse the limit of .1) He pleaded guilty and admitted in court that he was in fact drunk. He was forced to resign his position as Football coach, but now he is stating that his campaign staff is to blame for the confusion,

so he mispoke when he said he was in combat while actually serving in Italy...and now apparently someone on his staff took it upon themselves to rewrite the events surrounding his DUI......poor guy is clearly the victim here.

2+3=BEEER  and big trouble for Tampon Tim

Why, why you think me such a fool?
Lies, lies, lies, honey, that's your rules