Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Dearborn.....dear God

AP wire 03:57 a.m. MTZ :

Team Snafu strikes again....in what at best could be described as a "Risky" approach, the Gato 4 El presidente campaign suffered another setback. Having wasted valuable Michigan canvas time while still drinking in New hampshire, El gato decided to make a splash onto the scene this Primary Morning. The Team Gato Bus rolled into Sleepy Dearborn Michigan about 1 hour ago ( 3:05 AM )....the plan was to shake these folks out of their beds with the New Campaign theme blasting.....a shock that would last all day and until they went to the polls with "ELECTED" Blarring in their inner skulls.......but lo, to err is human, and instead of track 4 from billion dollar babies, the town of Dearborn awoke to "No More MR Nice Guy". Some of these hicks thought it was an Al Queda attack or worse, TOYOTA coming. Time will tell how this this will impact voters later today.

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