SKYLAB is Falling....again

Have no worries , have no fears……..Johnny News has assured us that the Knights of Columbus is preparing a contingency plan should Skylab reenter the earths atmosphere on the morning of Febrewary 29th , and threaten a touchdown in the 209 vicinity during our festivities. Specially equipped goaltender masks , with extra padding, will be issued to all skaters……..a three day supply of beer and peanuts will be on hand , should the big space station land on 5th avenue and leave us all stranded in downtown Birmingham.