It is kind fo silly I suppose to state that a Ghost vanished, but that is exactly what happened.
Perhaps the stress of the Campaign was too much, or the lure of Canada was overwhelming, but whatever it was , the fact of the matter is that my Vice President, the Ghost of BARBARO, has bolted the Campaign and dissappeared into the New Hampshire Night. ( Maybe the Great Barbaro is on a Montreal Scouting mission, haunting Wicked Wandas as we speak, galloping down the Halls of the Hotel Maritime, enjoying Oats&Eggs at the Piel Street……who amongst us really knows for sure)
I did not see this coming , in my drunken Haze of a Dixville Notch Bender I now find myself searching for a new Running mate…….interested applicants should email their resumes to sn2ktomcat@yahoo.com the sooner the better……..please list all qualifications………likes/dislikes………favorite band……..criminal record…….favorite Hockey Team……you know….the essentials…….whether or Not you would be willing to deliver a keynote address at Sweater Night Ten……and of course if you will support the Great Arthurs Boycott of 2008…………..female applicants should send a photo of yourself in a bikini please.
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