Hail to the Victors

No friends we did not steal the Michigan Primary like a Lincoln Continental off a Detroit street, but we do still claim moral victory from the Wolverines. Our first endorsement came from an unlikely source, the great Leslie Lynch King, Jr. came to me in a microdot haze and gave me the thumbs up.......sadly the man who would become President of the United States under his adopted name of Gerald R Ford had already passed on, the day after Christmas 2006; and could no longer cast an actual vote in the primary, damn voting restrictions.....what next, are we going to take away the right to vote from convicted felons or the youth of America......what then.....will we try to stop illegal immigrants from casting their votes....or worse...IDIOTS ?

Well that's where I draw the line, some of my best friends and biggest supporters are IDIOTS, bonifide , tried, true and tested IDIOTS. Why I would go so far as to say that if idiots , felons , minors and illegals are blocked from the Polling booths, then my chances of winning the nomination are narrowing. I may have to lead a March on Selma or some other unsuspecting female to demand restitutions.

Anyway it turns out that Leslie Lynch King not only endorsed my run at the presidency , but he delivered a message from my estranged running mate, "The Ghost of Barbaro" it follows

" you can never bet too much on a winning Horse"

effin genius that horse , this can mean only one of two things....it is time for a trip to the simulcast section of Monmouth Park OR old Edgar Prado went to the whip once to often and it is finally taking its' toll on our pal.....time will tell, time will tell.

Anyway we closed the town of Flynt last night, drinking Ripple until cows came home ...or in this case until the riot Police came down main street at 3:00 a.m with water cannons. And now it's on to South Carolina and the Rebel State Flag....finances are dwindling though......if only "WE" Knew someome in ...oh I don't know....CHARLESTON maybe.......somewhere we could crash on the cheap for a few days......now that we have Gerry Ford in our collective back pockets , let's see if we can't dig up some support from ol Strom.